[typewriter-worries]

on Simon & Garfunkel - Bridge over Troubled Water (Restored - from The Concert in Central Park)

[boobiebaguettebouquet]

if im going to ship a straight couple they must have at least one of the following dynamics:

1. the best thing a man can do is be insane and love his wife 

2. woman hates the mans guts oh my god he is so annoying what the fu- oh aw wait hes the first person thats ever been truly nice to her

3. silly little gremlin boy worships the ground powerful golden lady walks on

4. me and the down to earth girl i pulled by being autistic and skittish 

[swallowedgirl]

Anna Haifisch

[deirdreskye]

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging "here's the life I've always longed for"

[agalarianzigzagoon]

for anyone curious there is a follow up image:

[j4gm]

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

[chthonicillness]

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

[gayiconwaluigi]

Ah yes the Percy Shelley drowning motif the Percy Shelley mysterious death motif the Percy Shelley doppelgänger motif the Percy sh—

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Saltburn (2023)

[pulpclition]

personally if i was deeply in love with a guy and managed to get with half of his family but not him despite our intense sexual chemistry i’d throw a fit and murder him too

[lucky-joyous]

I’d let that little abnormality of a man do illegal things to me.

[guess-my-next-obsession]

i hate that working out actually makes you feel better

[spite]

Me: dangling hand off bed Demon: *grabs it* Me: what are we

[the-tree-line]

bummed that i am a bit of a freak. also glad i am a bit of a freak. does this make sense

[the-tree-line]

[gayteensupreme]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

starting to think I may actually have some issues and even perhaps problems

[ava-deb]

[multitraveler]

toothless a top tier best friend

[goth-aunt]

I am screaming lmao also this reminds me of @rosewater1997

[jayalaw]

@kingofthewilderwest

[lastoneout]

I really do love that people have legitimately always just been people. Like how many angry breakup texts have their been that end with “Come get your stuff or I’m donating it to goodwill”? People never change.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

The concubine after reading this:

[moon-rise]

This is my new breakup format

[dancinbutterfly]

Fuck him and his harem. I hope Nisaba made you #1 wife, baby

[s1uts-deactivated20250921]

screaaaming me

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

“pick up your flax shawls and sandals or else I will donate them to the temple of the moon god” idk why but this bit in particular is SENDING me humans have literally always been the same

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

the human body is amazing u can just not sleep for 48 hours straight and all that happens is that you go crazy and are dying