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*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*he looks at you then shrugs* an alarune? Hm.. go on?

Um! I will, but first can I fix your arm? I didn't see it happen but it looks hurt!

Ehhhh its fine i did it for defence. Blood magic and all that jazz yknow?

*it fixes itself up as we talk*

Mm, okay, as long as you're alright! Well anyways you see I heard you're having trouble with your garden and I wanted to help! I'm really good with all plants and I don't need much in exchange!

Ah i just dont know much about plants ill say-

What would you want in exchange for help?

Ummmm could I live in the garden? I want a change of pace from living in the forest! And also to stop being so isolated...

Hm… deal then id let ya live there

Eeee yay!!! *He tumbles out of the bush, before he hits the ground he does a flip and lands up right before taking a knee, a few flowers pop up* at your service, mister...?

*he bows trying not to laugh*

Youre cute but thank you

My friends used to say I must have been a clown in my past life! what's your name though sir?

My name? Alucard whats yours?

You may call me hayze!

What a nice name

*he sighs* youve got your work cut out for you on this garden

Lead the way Mr alucard! I promise to do my best!

*i start to walk towards a broken down cabin with a decaying garden* place has been… a fixer upper so far buttt its free. I fix it up itll work quite nice

There's definitely a lot of potential here! I think we can make it quite pretty!

*he seems surprised* oh truly?

Thats wonderful!

I may have tried to remove most of the decaying plants so theres many empty patches

Is there anything you absolutely dream of growing? We can start there!

White sage and wisteria have always been… personal likes of mine. I dont really have much of anything else in terms of ideas however

Alright sir! Give me a few moments! *He goes and sticks his fingers in the dirt, testing the soil health*

*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*he looks at you then shrugs* an alarune? Hm.. go on?

Um! I will, but first can I fix your arm? I didn't see it happen but it looks hurt!

Ehhhh its fine i did it for defence. Blood magic and all that jazz yknow?

*it fixes itself up as we talk*

Mm, okay, as long as you're alright! Well anyways you see I heard you're having trouble with your garden and I wanted to help! I'm really good with all plants and I don't need much in exchange!

Ah i just dont know much about plants ill say-

What would you want in exchange for help?

Ummmm could I live in the garden? I want a change of pace from living in the forest! And also to stop being so isolated...

Hm… deal then id let ya live there

Eeee yay!!! *He tumbles out of the bush, before he hits the ground he does a flip and lands up right before taking a knee, a few flowers pop up* at your service, mister...?

*he bows trying not to laugh*

Youre cute but thank you

My friends used to say I must have been a clown in my past life! what's your name though sir?

My name? Alucard whats yours?

You may call me hayze!

What a nice name

*he sighs* youve got your work cut out for you on this garden

Lead the way Mr alucard! I promise to do my best!

*i start to walk towards a broken down cabin with a decaying garden* place has been… a fixer upper so far buttt its free. I fix it up itll work quite nice

There's definitely a lot of potential here! I think we can make it quite pretty!

*he seems surprised* oh truly?

Thats wonderful!

I may have tried to remove most of the decaying plants so theres many empty patches

Is there anything you absolutely dream of growing? We can start there!

*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*he looks at you then shrugs* an alarune? Hm.. go on?

Um! I will, but first can I fix your arm? I didn't see it happen but it looks hurt!

Ehhhh its fine i did it for defence. Blood magic and all that jazz yknow?

*it fixes itself up as we talk*

Mm, okay, as long as you're alright! Well anyways you see I heard you're having trouble with your garden and I wanted to help! I'm really good with all plants and I don't need much in exchange!

Ah i just dont know much about plants ill say-

What would you want in exchange for help?

Ummmm could I live in the garden? I want a change of pace from living in the forest! And also to stop being so isolated...

Hm… deal then id let ya live there

Eeee yay!!! *He tumbles out of the bush, before he hits the ground he does a flip and lands up right before taking a knee, a few flowers pop up* at your service, mister...?

*he bows trying not to laugh*

Youre cute but thank you

My friends used to say I must have been a clown in my past life! what's your name though sir?

My name? Alucard whats yours?

You may call me hayze!

What a nice name

*he sighs* youve got your work cut out for you on this garden

Lead the way Mr alucard! I promise to do my best!

*i start to walk towards a broken down cabin with a decaying garden* place has been… a fixer upper so far buttt its free. I fix it up itll work quite nice

There's definitely a lot of potential here! I think we can make it quite pretty!

*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*he looks at you then shrugs* an alarune? Hm.. go on?

Um! I will, but first can I fix your arm? I didn't see it happen but it looks hurt!

Ehhhh its fine i did it for defence. Blood magic and all that jazz yknow?

*it fixes itself up as we talk*

Mm, okay, as long as you're alright! Well anyways you see I heard you're having trouble with your garden and I wanted to help! I'm really good with all plants and I don't need much in exchange!

Ah i just dont know much about plants ill say-

What would you want in exchange for help?

Ummmm could I live in the garden? I want a change of pace from living in the forest! And also to stop being so isolated...

Hm… deal then id let ya live there

Eeee yay!!! *He tumbles out of the bush, before he hits the ground he does a flip and lands up right before taking a knee, a few flowers pop up* at your service, mister...?

*he bows trying not to laugh*

Youre cute but thank you

My friends used to say I must have been a clown in my past life! what's your name though sir?

My name? Alucard whats yours?

You may call me hayze!

What a nice name

*he sighs* youve got your work cut out for you on this garden

Lead the way Mr alucard! I promise to do my best!

*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*he looks at you then shrugs* an alarune? Hm.. go on?

Um! I will, but first can I fix your arm? I didn't see it happen but it looks hurt!

Ehhhh its fine i did it for defence. Blood magic and all that jazz yknow?

*it fixes itself up as we talk*

Mm, okay, as long as you're alright! Well anyways you see I heard you're having trouble with your garden and I wanted to help! I'm really good with all plants and I don't need much in exchange!

Ah i just dont know much about plants ill say-

What would you want in exchange for help?

Ummmm could I live in the garden? I want a change of pace from living in the forest! And also to stop being so isolated...

Hm… deal then id let ya live there

Eeee yay!!! *He tumbles out of the bush, before he hits the ground he does a flip and lands up right before taking a knee, a few flowers pop up* at your service, mister...?

*he bows trying not to laugh*

Youre cute but thank you

My friends used to say I must have been a clown in my past life! what's your name though sir?

My name? Alucard whats yours?

You may call me hayze!

*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*he looks at you then shrugs* an alarune? Hm.. go on?

Um! I will, but first can I fix your arm? I didn't see it happen but it looks hurt!

Ehhhh its fine i did it for defence. Blood magic and all that jazz yknow?

*it fixes itself up as we talk*

Mm, okay, as long as you're alright! Well anyways you see I heard you're having trouble with your garden and I wanted to help! I'm really good with all plants and I don't need much in exchange!

Ah i just dont know much about plants ill say-

What would you want in exchange for help?

Ummmm could I live in the garden? I want a change of pace from living in the forest! And also to stop being so isolated...

Hm… deal then id let ya live there

Eeee yay!!! *He tumbles out of the bush, before he hits the ground he does a flip and lands up right before taking a knee, a few flowers pop up* at your service, mister...?

*he bows trying not to laugh*

Youre cute but thank you

My friends used to say I must have been a clown in my past life! what's your name though sir?

*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*he looks at you then shrugs* an alarune? Hm.. go on?

Um! I will, but first can I fix your arm? I didn't see it happen but it looks hurt!

Ehhhh its fine i did it for defence. Blood magic and all that jazz yknow?

*it fixes itself up as we talk*

Mm, okay, as long as you're alright! Well anyways you see I heard you're having trouble with your garden and I wanted to help! I'm really good with all plants and I don't need much in exchange!

Ah i just dont know much about plants ill say-

What would you want in exchange for help?

Ummmm could I live in the garden? I want a change of pace from living in the forest! And also to stop being so isolated...

Hm… deal then id let ya live there

Eeee yay!!! *He tumbles out of the bush, before he hits the ground he does a flip and lands up right before taking a knee, a few flowers pop up* at your service, mister...?

*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*he looks at you then shrugs* an alarune? Hm.. go on?

Um! I will, but first can I fix your arm? I didn't see it happen but it looks hurt!

Ehhhh its fine i did it for defence. Blood magic and all that jazz yknow?

*it fixes itself up as we talk*

Mm, okay, as long as you're alright! Well anyways you see I heard you're having trouble with your garden and I wanted to help! I'm really good with all plants and I don't need much in exchange!

Ah i just dont know much about plants ill say-

What would you want in exchange for help?

Ummmm could I live in the garden? I want a change of pace from living in the forest! And also to stop being so isolated...

*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*he looks at you then shrugs* an alarune? Hm.. go on?

Um! I will, but first can I fix your arm? I didn't see it happen but it looks hurt!

Ehhhh its fine i did it for defence. Blood magic and all that jazz yknow?

*it fixes itself up as we talk*

Mm, okay, as long as you're alright! Well anyways you see I heard you're having trouble with your garden and I wanted to help! I'm really good with all plants and I don't need much in exchange!

*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*he looks at you then shrugs* an alarune? Hm.. go on?

Um! I will, but first can I fix your arm? I didn't see it happen but it looks hurt!

*you hear a quiet giggling while in the forest* I heard you wanted to start a garden~~~?

*he slices part of his arm slightly* indeed i do… whats it to you?

*an alarune jumps out of a nearby bush, about 5 feet away* let me help you!

*A large, dog sized, insect walks up and bites you*

OW! *he pushes it off, vines intwine it and hold it back* MEAN

*he screams in terror* NO NO! I CHANGED MIND I CHANGED MY MIND STOP

theredhive

*You pass out… slowly…*

*he goes limp"

theredhive

*Thousands of tiny thorns peirce your skin, tightening the membrane around you*

*he whimpers quietly in his sleep*

*I'm walking through your woods*

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

*he pops out of a bush* hello!

Ooh, an alarune!

Yeah! Who are you?

I am the Monsterfucker Research Wizard! A pleasure to meet you!

You as well! I'm Hayze!

You're name's as cute as you are~

Thanks! Your career certainly sounds interesting!

It is!

Are you hungry? I can grow you some food if you'd like!

Not particularly, but if you're offering.

Hmm how about if you're hungry you tell me what you want and I'll grow it for you. I usually encounter very inexperienced travelers here

That's nice of you!

Thanks! It makes me happy helping people

*I'm walking through your woods*

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

*he pops out of a bush* hello!

Ooh, an alarune!

Yeah! Who are you?

I am the Monsterfucker Research Wizard! A pleasure to meet you!

You as well! I'm Hayze!

You're name's as cute as you are~

Thanks! Your career certainly sounds interesting!

It is!

Are you hungry? I can grow you some food if you'd like!

Not particularly, but if you're offering.

Hmm how about if you're hungry you tell me what you want and I'll grow it for you. I usually encounter very inexperienced travelers here

*I'm walking through your woods*

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

*he pops out of a bush* hello!

Ooh, an alarune!

Yeah! Who are you?

I am the Monsterfucker Research Wizard! A pleasure to meet you!

You as well! I'm Hayze!

You're name's as cute as you are~

Thanks! Your career certainly sounds interesting!

It is!

Are you hungry? I can grow you some food if you'd like!

*I'm walking through your woods*

@monsterfucker-research-wizard

*he pops out of a bush* hello!

Ooh, an alarune!

Yeah! Who are you?

I am the Monsterfucker Research Wizard! A pleasure to meet you!

You as well! I'm Hayze!

You're name's as cute as you are~