Why did they hire me?

Ask / RP blog for a worried Plasma Grunt Not mobile supported quite yet. I'll update it soon enough to support mobile. Hiatus until further notice

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oflegendariesandtrainers​:

“And what are your thoughts on it now?” That answer can make all the difference from having Hannah simply raising an eyebrow at the response, and her looking to intimidate by means of the thing hiding in her shadow.

“Plasma, for being surprisingly more competent than Galactic, still has a way of being less infuriating. At least Ghetsis, to his credit, wasn’t attempting to play Arceus. That is an offense that I deem unforgivable.”

🔮 “I think...” He looks around. “I think...” He’s avoiding the question. Though, he knows if he doesn’t answer, bad things will happen, so he sighs. “I think I’m horrible at this gig. I dunno what to do.”

🔮 “I’ve literally just been doing as I’m told, hoping to get recognized for working, but it never works out, and I’m always ignored... I don’t even know anything about Plasma. I missed everything, since I was ordered to liberate pokemon in other regions of the world. I’ve been in Alola for a couple years, honestly just using it as an excuse 

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@oflegendariesandtrainers​ || cont.

🔮 “That’s where it gets ya. I wasn’t thinking. I just wanted to be relied on, have someone think I was worth having around.” He murmured quietly to himself afterwards, rubbing the back of his neck before looking away. “I didn’t know anything about this whole Plasma thing... I was blissfully unaware of, well, all of it.”

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🔮 “Everyone else is getting hugs...” He smacks his laps, frowning a bit. “I guess pokemon are cuter than humans... That’s for damn sure.” He glances at the nearest mirror and nods.

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Nobody told me being 18 would be this scary.

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🔮 “Today is Klunki’s birthday. You better wish him happy birthday.” He has a Klang floating behind him, but more importantly, the man was looking angry. 

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🔮 “Making fun of children is fun and all, but making fun of something they couldn’t control is just... sad.”

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🔮 “Charizard doesn’t evolve. That’s that.” Oh, to be unaware...

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shindan

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@pocketmasters​

🔮 He’s sitting absently at a cafe, grumbling to himself. “Couldn’t make it when the castle rose, now I’m finding out a year late, but there’s a second Team Plasma...” He took an angry sip from his latte, which he paused and took another sip from. “Disgusting... Coffee is so gross...”

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BATTLE TACTICS FOR DENNIS AND HIS STARLY

reminder that dennis’ starly is only level 20, but with the way he has him set up, he could TECHNICALLY beat a level 100 pokemon if he wanted to.

Joey, the Starly, wears a Focus Sash, which prevents a pokemon from being sent from 100% HP to 0%

Leaving them at 1 HP at the end (Like Sturdy), which, right after, Endeavor is used.

Why?

That’s why. After, he uses Quick Attack.

Why?

Both these moves can be learned by a Starly at

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@forgottenpokeball​

🔮 A... Kid? He crouched down a bit to get eye level with the child. “What’re you doin’ here? This is a battle arena. If you ain’t gonna battle, you should go up to the-” He pointed to the bleachers, completely forgetting the word for a few moments before finding a substitute for it. “Seats.”

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Starter Call while I’m awake?

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chief-anabel​:

…….

actively doing criminal acts or not, you are obviously a member of team plasma, and as such, you have precious information about their business. i will ask you to come with me.

raikou.

nodding, raikou began walking towards the outlaw, leaning its head against the, as if it were motioning for him to follow the chief, and by this time, it had stopped releasing sparks.

🔮 Well, hopefully he’s not getting arrested. Maybe he can talk his way out of this too? “Why should I go with you? I’m not being detained or anything. After all, I haven’t commit any criminal acts.” 

🔮 But seeing the pokemon almost nudge him towards the woman, it spooked him. Arceus have mercy on him, for he might do something he regrets later. But not now... Not yet. “I don’t know anything. I’m a grunt, not a sage.” He sighed. “I have one job, liberate pokemon, and I don’t even do that right.”

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wtf happened while i was at prom?

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chief-anabel​:

whoa, this crook’s fast, surprisingly fast. in fact, if anabel didn’t send out her raikou, certainly he would’ve outran her. the tiger eventually catches up with him, and leaps above the plasma to land in front of him. it bares its teeth while growling and letting out sparks. anabel catches up and stands right behind him.

there’s nowhere to run. according to the database, you are a typical member of the criminal team called “team plasma”. i have received various reports of missing pokémon, and they all can be blamed on your group.

🔮 He slams on the brakes, sliding to a stop to avoid hitting the pokemon. Don’t wanna get hit by those sparks... He turns around when he hears footsteps stopping. 

🔮 “I haven’t even done my job as a criminal! I never planned it! I’m on vacation! These are just the only clothes I have!” That was a lie, but a believable one. Hopefully...

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off to prom i go

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chief-anabel​:

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YOU! STOP RIGHT THERE! RAIKOU, CHASE!

one member of the suspicious team from unova has been spotted after a tiring search on the biggest cities, and anabel won’t let them get away. upon releasing raikou, both starts going after them, dodging people and pokémon as they run.

🔮 “Eh?” He doesn’t know why he felt they were talking to him (probably the whole... Team Plasma thing.) but he turned around and was met with quite a sight.

🔮 He turns back around around bolts as fast as he can. Surprisingly fast for a random guy in some heavy cloth, but still not nearly as fast as a giant electric feline.