THEY'RE GAZEBOS!

[plazeebo]

hi im not on this blog any more but i just want yall to know my adult fc was the only right one this whole time and the casting for 2019 has proven it

[jessicahide]

UTOPIA (CHANNEL 4) SENTENCE MEME: PART ONE change pronouns etc. as necessary! more under the cut!

“That’s all I’ve got, honest.”

“Can I go? Can I just go, please?”

“This’ll just make you sleep, is all.”

“I’m thinking so hard, I really am. I just don’t know that name.”

“It’s just gas. You’ve got to sleep.”

“Look, are you going to fucking fund this or what?”

“It’s so tedious it makes my eyes bleed.”

“You think you’re so much better than everyone else, don’t you?”

“Just fucking do it!”

“You sound a little bit out of kilter.”

“I have a good feeling this time.”

“You think this is a game? We’ll play a game.”

“Do what I say or I fuck your life.”

“Get serious about this. Not everything’s beneath you.”

“I might as well put a fucking gun to my head.”

“Do you think we got the right place?”

“Believe me, it’s not important or interesting.”

“Look, do you want money? I’ve got money. I can give you money.”

“I don’t know what to do. I can’t talk about this just now. I think if I speak, I might crack.”

“It’s like opening a door into another world.”

“I don’t need to diminish it by pretending it’s real.”

“Let’s go back to mine and drink until we can’t feel our legs.”

“I have, over the past five years, using various international laws, data protection acts and internet know-how, wiped all trace of me from the world. No bank account, no bills, driver’s license, nothing. And every IP address here is masked and encrypted to avoid detection. I’m invisible.”

“I can lower my heart rate, pick locks and, if I was handcuffed to a radiator, I could escape by dislocating both my thumbs.”

“I don’t drink tea. Caffeine was invented by the CIA.”

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[plazeebo]

@trashiemouth + @gnnablow

                    Eddie added Beverly, Richie, Bill, Stan and Ben to the conversation.

     eddie gemini-taurus cuspbrak: mikes birthday is in 2 weeks      eddie gemini-taurus cuspbrak: surprise party y/y

[plazeebo]

gnnablow:

‘  eddie, come on. how would you get a guinea worm in derry? a parasite, sure… ‘  not helpful, bev. she places a hand on his shoulder.  ‘  you’ll be fine, ed. promise.  ’

     “How do you even know, Bev. Because I know my own body.” He puts a hand emphatically on his chest to indicate this. “And I know there’s a worm in my leg.”

[cllgood]

@plazeebo​

The boy on the bicycle isn’t the first to cross by the house that regurgitated him from one of the many stomachs of the worlds, spat him out straight through the throat that is the tower. The boy isn’t the first. He’s the first that looks vaguely normal, though, and there’s an unsullied honesty often found in children that most adults have lose somewhere in the cracks between their youth years. No, the boy will do him just fine, and so he steps off the lawn in big, sweeping strides that take him almost up in front of the ambling bicycle. “Oi, my pard – where’s the nearest rest, pray tell?” Cuthbert tilts his head a little to the side. The chimes in his ears: soft, soft, soft. A cottony something walks into his vision from above his eyes, blurring it. He impatiently picks a strand of thick cobwebs out of his hair. 

[plazeebo]

     There are four things about this situation that make Eddie keep his distance, even going so far as to scoot his bike, with him on it, back a few steps. The first is that he should be at home right now, or closer to it than he is. The second is that he isn’t supposed to talk to strangers, something his mother has been repeating far more emphatically lately because she’s probably under the impression that he wasn’t listening before. The third is that though he understands what’s been said to him, it’s only in the most roundabout sort of way. And the fourth is that this is Neibolt Street, and this is where he saw that thing. He swallows.

     “Uhhhh...” Eddie paws at the back of his neck, shuffling back a little further. Whoever this is, he doesn’t look like the leper, or the clown. He’d like to know what a pard is, but asking would just open him up to ridicule, because it’s a tiny word and he should probably know it. “Were you—?” His eyes flick briefly towards the house. “Were you, like, in there?”

[gnnablow]

       BOOM !   |  est. oct. 2017

[thewowsignal2026]

Fancast: James Ransone as Eddie Kaspbrak in It: Chapter Two

Idea by @franciscoppola

[plazeebo]

open.

     “It’s called a Guinea Worm and it’s a parasite and it goes down your leg and comes out of a hole in your foot and you have to pull it really slow for hours and hours and days otherwise it might snap and then it’ll just be stuck in your leg forever, and I have it.”

[plazeebo]

trashiemouth:

   richie’s already got his mouth around a spoonful of easy-mac. he’s not past the point of no-return, but there’s no chance he’ll be heeding caution now. ‘ nuh uh, that’s bullshit. i never get nightmares ever because i’m not a wuss. ’

     “Ummmm, I’m pretty sure that’s like, bullshit? I’m just saying though.” Eddie flops down onto his side and glowers at Richie. It’s mostly performative. Eighty percent. “It’s the amino acids, they basically make you deluded and you have like hallucinations and shit when you’re asleep.” It all scans with an alarming amount of cognizance for something that’s complete nonsense.

[plazeebo]

— I’M HAVING A FUCKING ASTHMA ATTACK !

[plazeebo]

@trashiemouth

     “You’re gonna get sick.” Eddie is boiling in this sweater but if he takes it off he’ll be too cold. The middle ground is a mythical construct. “And you always get nightmares if you eat cheese before bed.”

[init5-blog]

         darlene’s reaction on entering elliot’s apartment to see an eight year old sat on elliot’s couch was a real eclectic mix of shock and not-being-surprised. it felt contradictory until darlene thought about all the weird shit she’s seen in her brother’s apartment since, uh. forever. “ jesus fucking christ, is elliot stealing from orphanages now? ”  //  @plazeebo​.

[plazeebo]

     Eddie’s reaction on seeing a stranger walking into Elliot’s apartment is a well-organised list of fears, compartmentalised into a rehashing of the fire escape route, until he remembers Elliot has a sister. He says, conservatively, “Maybe.”

[plazeebo]

@gotjest said: “Maybe we could sort this out with indoor voices.”

     “But it’s gone, it’s just gone, like - like it never even existed in the first place which I know isn’t true because I used it this morning!” He’s torn the entire place apart - respectfully, which really just means moving some pillows a little and getting on his hands and knees to look under the sofa - in the hunt for his inhaler, but — “It’s just gone!”

[tecnoperverso]

[bladerummy]

THEY’RE GAZEBOS!!!!!!!!!

[plazeebo]

@boywonderish said: “That’s what he told me.”

     “Did he also tell you that I have pills at four and five that I have to have with water and also I can’t eat before then? And that I have pills before breakfast and before lunch too? And that I have to have two inhalers in case I lose one?” His feet are swinging back and forth, in time with a thrumming undercurrent of anxiety. “Because it’s - it’s important. I dunno if he told you that.”

[plazeebo]

@scriose said: “What are we meant to do now? Do we just wait for me to stop bleeding?”

     “It’s - it’s actually a huge misconception that tourniquets just magically stop you from bleeding. There’s nnnnnot much else I can do besides, um, pray? So. Yes. We wait.” He was going to leave it there, he really was, but. “Actually, when you put a tourniquet on, it’s pretty much a last resort, like, you’re cutting off circulation with the forethought that you’re absolutely gonna be amputating the second you have a sharp enough knife. Not many people know that.”