Put on a show.

Renee Elizabeth Rodriguez. 20. Single.

[masterlancaster]

I shouldn’t have to be show you respect. You didn’t buy me a house, did you? No? That’s what I thought.

[plsrenee]

Yes, you gave me my house, but I still think you should be at least a little nice, and not so rude. 

[masterlancaster]

Let me remind you that I am the one who invited you here. You should speak to me with a little respect.

[plsrenee]

I respect people only if they respect me, and if you didn't realize, you were being very disrespectful towards me. 

[masterlancaster]

Are you actually… Insulting me?I

[plsrenee]

No, simply stating the obvious. 

[masterlancaster]

Anything actually interesting, what else? You’re not too smart. Or do you prefer the term, not too bright?

[plsrenee]

Excuse you, I meant specifics. What do you find interesting is what I meant. You're the one who's 'not too bright' if you couldn't figure that out.

[masterlancaster]

Is that all it takes to entertain you? Ridiculous. I have a… Higher taste in entertainment, I guess you could say, and I have a hunger for that entertainment. A boy running around naked simply doesn’t satisfy that hunger.

[plsrenee]

I wasn't entertained, it was just... Everything but boring, I think. And what would satisfy this 'higher taste' of yours?

[masterlancaster]

It’s getting so boring around here.

[plsrenee]

I'd hardly call it boring, I mean, I did see a guy streaking the other day. That's pretty... Interesting to say the least. 

[prestonaye]

That little kid got shot, though.

[plsrenee]

Even you have to admit, he was asking for it.

[nolandstfu]

No arguing with that, love. You want to sing one of the songs for me?

[plsrenee]

[prestonaye]

That movie is depressing.

[plsrenee]

Depressing? I wouldn't call it depressing, I actually find it beautiful. Although, I guess with all the deaths and all I could see why you could call it depressing, but just, I wouldn't. 

[nolandstfu]

Wow. You’re a legend. It’d actually take me my whole life to memorize that movie line for line.

[plsrenee]

I wouldn't go as far as to call myself a legend, but -

[nolandstfu]

Can you quote it line for line?

I can.

[plsrenee]

Well, most of it is singing, and I can remember songs easily, so yes. I'm able to quote it line for line.

[plsrenee]

I have watched Les Misérables way too many times.

[hemmings1x1-blog]

I’d say it can happen any time at all, mostly because I don’t do much with my time in the first place, but seriously— ring me when you’re up for it.

[plsrenee]

Alright, I'll be sure to, since I don't do much either. Well, okay, so I know this is going to sound super crazy, but maybe we could move in together? It doesn't have to be permanent, but maybe just try it out? It gets very boring here.

[fvcksabriina-deactivated2015110]

I think Lost is the best TV show. I’m sure I’m not the only one.

[plsrenee]

Well, now I'm the one asking the question. What's Lost?

[hemmings1x1-blog]

Give me a call when you decide to do so, I’ll supply the popcorn and soda.

[plsrenee]

The popcorn and the soda? Now that sounds perfect. This definitely needs to happen, soon. 

[fvcksabriina-deactivated2015110]

I don’t?

[plsrenee]

Well, it's a TV show. One of the best TV shows. I can't believe you've never seen it.

[namastejane]

That’s it? I don’t understand how television entertains people that easily.

[plsrenee]

Oh, it's way more than just that. It's very funny.