God, I used to be so smart. I walked to the library every day to study before I met you. Now all I do is sit in my dorm and eat. I haven't picked up any of my textbooks in months...and the only walking I do is to and from the fridge.
My belly takes up so much of my lap, and my quiet manners? They're gone. I'm a glutton that plays with my belly now, belching and moaning and unable to think of anything but where my next meal will come from.
Guess it's time for me to just become your full-time pig, since that's what I'm turning into. 🥰



















