teen angel

you are really nice, spit in my mouth? DO NOT ASK TO BE MY DADDY I WILL BEAT U UP

[brendon-uries-lips]

*bounces up and down repeatedly* sPaCE 🚀 SP ACE 👽 S P A C E 🌠 space 🌙 I LOVE ME SOME SPACE 🌑 MMMM YEAH THAT ouTERspACE 🌟✨ DAMN THAT SKY THAT OUTERSPACE☀‼💫💥❇⭐📡🔫👾♦

[poacherpride-blog]

[hentaikokoro]

[padded-cg-deactivated20221121]

shysenpai:

Hi! I made this interactive map for all Littles and Daddys etc so we can find local(ish) friends to make

here is the link and the password is littlespace to edit the map, please feel free to add yourself in, make sure to include a way to contact you, your name, a cute picture and the city you live in (personally I think you shouldn’t add in your postcode or real full name or mobile number for safety)  

alternatively, I can add you into the map if you send me a message, I’ll be advertising this on fetlife too ^-^

[a-little-rainbow-deactivated201]

Adding myselfff

[a-little-rainbow-deactivated201]

This map is greattt and not everyone knows about it! Even if you don’t wanna add yourself, you should reblog this! Signal boost!

[a-little-rainbow-deactivated201]

There is still barely anyone close to meee I’m gonna cry

[baby-mandyy-deactivated20150101]

omg this is the best thing that has ever happened to me! 

[onesubsjourney-deactivated20180]

This is a really cool idea. The 3 that are actually near me? Just a name, no info what-so-ever on how to contact them etc. :(

[bohokittyl-deactivated20201013]

EEP THERE’S SOMEONE IN THE SAME TOWN AS ME! EEEEE! DO THIS

[always-super-sunny]

THE MAP! @princesslovesherdaddy this is how we became friends :3

[princesslovesherdaddy-deactivat]

YESSS @stitch-the-switch its amazing.

[austin-isthebest-deactivated201]

I just found the only little in my town on this map and omg I’m so excited

[kitty-kitty-kitten-deactivated2]

This Is really awesome totally gonna use it in the future 

[daddysfavorite-littleprincess]

This is very cool. I couldn’t add myself yet though cuz it was tricky to find on a mobile device… But love this so much. There’s a lot of littles in my area that I was shocked about haha

[papateacup-deactivated20160801]

I added myself on here. This is a great idea! It’s nice to see there were some others from the community nearby.

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Oh my gosh adding myself! If you find me or are in my area definitely come talk to me!!

[poacherpride-blog]

The Mystery of the Cookie Capper!

Me: Oh no, daddy! Someone eated my cookie!

Daddy: Was it you?

Me: No! of course not! Silly daddy, you don't know how these things work. First I must look for clues

Daddy: Okay. Is the first clue that you ate the cookie?

Me: I found crumbs! On Mr. Squigglums! He is now the primary suspect.

Daddy: Were you cuddling Mr. Squigglums when you ate the cookie?

Me: There's only one problem with my theory...

Daddy: Yes?

Me: Mr. Squigglums has a very small mouth.

Daddy: Go on...

Me: So due to the enormous circumference of the cookie, Mr. Squigglums could not, logically have fit cookie in mouth.

Daddy: I see

Me: But wait! Another clue! A wrapper! In the trash can!

Daddy: Looks like the cookie capper threw the wrapper in the trash once the cookie was capped, Detective Fluffy Face Mc. Meow Meow.

Me: Oh no my dear Daddy Watson, you're not looking at the full picture. The trash can is in fact....A COOKIE CAPPER IN DISGUISE!

Daddy: Of course!! How could I have been so blind!?

Me *dumps trash on the ground triumphantly* *nothing happens* ...Oh

Daddy: Hmm

Me: There is one last clue...

Daddy: What is it, Detective?

Me: My belly... It full.

Daddy: Oh my. What could it mean??

Me: Take me Daddy, chain me up. It was me. I eated the cookie.

Daddy: But, Kitten!

Me: *holds out wrists* *eyes fill with tears* Just take me away.

Daddy: Kitten! The cookie was yours! You purchased it! Therefore no crime was committed!

Me: *ears perk up* Really??

Daddy: Yes Kitten! You're free!

Me: I'm freeee!!!!! ... Wait I should probably go apologize to Mr. Squigglums and the sentient trash can first.

Daddy: Yes, yes you should.

[frivoloustidbits]

You know most people think of the word weasel as a bad term, but have you ever looked at an actual weasel? Like, a real one?

awww :)

eeee!

it’s so cute!

Hhnnnnng

Oh god I just can’t-

And let’s not forget that the average weasel is also roughly the size of a banana. Because it clearly wasn’t adorable enough already

[lifeinvelvet]

[bittymoonbear-deactivated201807]

Snails!

[poacherpride-blog]

LOOK AT IT

[cruel-beautiful-intentions]

[poacherpride-blog]

Things I imagine the signs frequently think

Aries: life is so great man but rn I want to punch you in the face

Taurus: no I will not change my opinion so go away

Gemini: I'm cooler than you so chill tf out

Cancer: WHY WONT YOU LOVE ME

Leo: you know who rocks? Me. You know who I hate? Me.

Virgo: what is happening

Libra: you want to be me I know it's okay you're not the only one

Scorpio: go away. For real.

Sagittarius: if you're not smart then don't talk to me

Capricorn: okay but how do I take over mankind

Aquarius: why are people so dumb can you just stop it

Pisces: huh

[poacherpride-blog]

[poacherpride-blog]

U CAN B ME BUT IM A DORK

[sirslittlecutie]

what are some of the favorite things your daddy likes to hear from you in the bedroom? and vice versa :)

Daddy said he likes it when I beg him to fuck me or when I say he’s too big for me. He always stretchs me. 🙈 But his favorite is when I make gagging/choking noises when I suck him.

And I love it when daddy calls me “little one” or other pet names, threatens to punish me, tells me to be a good girl, when he tells me to cum for him, and when he talks about having another girl with us and having her use me. I’ve been wanting a mistress to dominate me with daddy, so I love when he talks about it. 😳

[sirslittlecutie]

This set makes me feel like an angel.

(Do not remove caption or you’ll be blocked. 18+ blog.)

[weirdisthenewnormal19]

[poacherpride-blog]

[sobeitjayt]

I need some ass in my lap

[poacherpride-blog]

buy a mini donkey

[sobeitjayt]

NO HUMAN ASS CHEEKS ONLY

[poacherpride-blog]

if u dont want a mini donkey in ur lap ur a jack ass and u can sit in ur own lap wtf

[sobeitjayt]

Do you come from a family of mini donkeys cause you sounding real hostile right now ma'am

[poacherpride-blog]

i wasnt raised by mini donkeys and it actually hurts me thnx

[anarchistblack-deactivated20190]

This is gold 😂😂😂

[poacherpride-blog]

@sobeitjay ur not following me iVe been foLLOWING YOU FOR AS LONG AS LINDSAY LOHAN HAS BEEN SMOKING CRACK im angry

[poacherpride-blog]

[sobeitjayt]

I need some ass in my lap

[poacherpride-blog]

buy a mini donkey

[sobeitjayt]

NO HUMAN ASS CHEEKS ONLY

[poacherpride-blog]

if u dont want a mini donkey in ur lap ur a jack ass and u can sit in ur own lap wtf

[sobeitjayt]

Do you come from a family of mini donkeys cause you sounding real hostile right now ma'am

[poacherpride-blog]

i wasnt raised by mini donkeys and it actually hurts me thnx

[anarchistblack-deactivated20190]

This is gold 😂😂😂

[poacherpride-blog]

(;;;;;;;

[sobeitjayt]

I need some ass in my lap

[poacherpride-blog]

buy a mini donkey

[sobeitjayt]

NO HUMAN ASS CHEEKS ONLY

[poacherpride-blog]

if u dont want a mini donkey in ur lap ur a jack ass and u can sit in ur own lap wtf

[sobeitjayt]

Do you come from a family of mini donkeys cause you sounding real hostile right now ma'am

[poacherpride-blog]

i wasnt raised by mini donkeys and it actually hurts me thnx