welcome to my (side)blog where i will exclusively post (and reblog, if there is anything) about poach, the merchant from the vr game umami grove, developed by pomshine games.
the game was very fun and i reccomend playing it if you are able to, but the highlight for me was the merchant character, poach.
he has real potential as a tumblr sexyman, but he comes from a game barely anyone has heard about!!! this is a crime and so i am rectifying this with this blog.
any time i think abt poach i'll post it here, and you can come look at it. he's so niche that i had to take these screenshots myself as there are NO google results for him aside from his game's trailer.
also here is his fat fucking bird. follow for poach.












