BREAKING NEWS: our boy is officially fucked. BUT☝️ we knew this would happen.
The list of matchups for the tumblr sexyman tournament just dropped, and Diplomator is up against a heavy hitter. Because of course he is.
Not gonna lie, I'd vote for House too if he was up against some random guy. But unfortunately I know this random guy. And care about him deeply.
So if we're being realistic here, Diplomator going into the next round is basically not possible. BUT☝️we always knew he wouldn't get far, and the fact that he's in the competition at all is already an accomplishment.
So if we view our goal as making people remember Diplomator, and remember him positively, we can still win.
I've seen many folks bond over hyping up their contestants, and many people who saw them started to warm up to the character themselves. This sense of community, of good sportsmanship, pure enthusiasm is what makes it fun.
So let's use the one week he'll be in the tournament to its full potential. Write the propaganda, draw the propaganda, talk to people, tell the world why you love this stupid jerk, let people see and understand why we want him in this contest, let them see why he deserves his rightful place in the sexyman lineup, and most importantly HAVE FUN. And then, just maybe… there'll be more dmo fans by the end of the contest than there were at the start.
But remember: in spirit of good sportsmanship, we are only hyping up OUR guy (and any other guys you want to hype up). We are NOT shitting on anyone else's faves. Uplifting who we want to uplift, but not making fools of ourselves by hating on people. Should go without saying, but just in case.
Remember: June 1st, @sexy-people-contests-2026
Tell your friends, tell your enemies, tell your mom, tell your ex, tell your followers on tiktok, tell that one internet friend you had an incredibly close relationship with that gradually faded over the years but you always kinda wanted an excuse to maybe talk to them again, tell your dog, tell fucking everybody. And then, maybe, we can make this poll not look like fabricated election results in an authoritarian country (where the winner always magically wins by over 80%).
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