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Peepee
been repeating this in my head all day
honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me
hi
You should all be beaten like piñatas
dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out
They killed mr inedible with this shit
String identified: gat a gt t g a a t a atg t a a a t t g t t t, a t? a t t tca? t a a ga t t! gt t g a a t
a at ñata t tat t cg a ga t t T t t t
Closest match: Noctua pronuba genome assembly, chromosome: 27 Common name: Large Yellow Underwing
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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
what is this from
the titanic
I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS
For all who celebrate man’s hubris!
congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL
corngraulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from SEAGULL to BEE
これは おかさんが
こふのおコメらぶを タンテキにかいてみたものでち
This presents Kofu's love for rice that mom has drawn simply
Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here
Dei hire
Patrick Bateman if he was chill
wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever
sorry for not streaming its just that ive been chased around by 3,000 large swarming beetles every day
man come on
say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.
Things that happen at work:
Spanish speaking customer: *comes up to the counter asking for front brake pads and sparks plugs*
Me, in English: Yeah, no problem! Ano? Marca? *get his car year, make and model plugged in, go find his parts, bring them to him*
Spanish speaking customer: *as he inspects the parts, starts in on some story about his mechanic and the brakes that involves a bit more cussing than most guys usually use*
Me, having to waive him off: Sir, um, no comprende? Un momentito por favor. *pulls up google translate, types out “the only Spanish I speak is car parts and the bad words”*
Spanish speaking customer:*straight up cackles, pats me on the back, pays, and leaves*
Bilingual customer: *steps up to the counter, sees my google translate still up on the screen, also cackles* Oh, nice! That’s adorable!
op i cannot emphasize this enough you NEED to write año with the ~ over the n. Without it you've written "anus"
Coñe como mola
HAPPY PRIDE
Me: cool video and form of art!!
Me realizing it's about a beautiful lesbian couple and their gay son:
My heart:
cream cheese bagel ending explained
i love when redditors try to explain posts i dreamed up and posted right after my alarm went off when i was still half asleep
cream cheese bagel ending explained explained