this thing is where i put things

[pocket-trash-eater]

Peepee

[willgrahamscock]

[theebbestboy]

[a-sentient-cup]

[virtualgirladvance]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

been repeating this in my head all day

[borange]

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

[02nd]

hi

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

You should all be beaten like piñatas

[benihana-circumcision]

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out

[maloosh-baloosh64]

They killed mr inedible with this shit

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: gat a gt t g a a t a atg t a a a t t g t t t, a t? a t t tca? t a a ga t t! gt t g a a t

a at ñata t tat t cg a ga t t T t t t

Closest match: Noctua pronuba genome assembly, chromosome: 27 Common name: Large Yellow Underwing

(image source)

[horrificgoth]

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[hawkin-byrd]

what is this from

[graceofgosh]

the titanic

[truder]

I FUCKING FORGOT I QUEUED THIS

For all who celebrate man’s hubris!

[kremlin]

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

[kremlin]

corngraulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from SEAGULL to BEE

[straycatj]

[straycatj]

これは　おかさんが

こふのおコメらぶを　タンテキにかいてみたものでち

This presents Kofu's love for rice that mom has drawn simply

[redavexat]

[junglejim4322]

Straight guys who use tumblr are the funniest people ever literally how did you end up here

[missingno7007]

Dei hire

[oneheadtoanother]

[forthegothicheroine]

Patrick Bateman if he was chill

[rivsquiv]

wanted to share my favorite reddit post ever

[cottoncandylesbo]

sorry for not streaming its just that ive been chased around by 3,000 large swarming beetles every day

[cottoncandylesbo]

man come on

[tourdion]

say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins

[theradicalkanji]

[cuntubus]

[pearlsasinger-deactivated202602]

i am a bright and colourful piñata and god is a 13 year old birthday boy whose parents have just announced their divorce.

[eyeofnewtblog]

Things that happen at work:

Spanish speaking customer: *comes up to the counter asking for front brake pads and sparks plugs*

Me, in English: Yeah, no problem! Ano? Marca? *get his car year, make and model plugged in, go find his parts, bring them to him*

Spanish speaking customer: *as he inspects the parts, starts in on some story about his mechanic and the brakes that involves a bit more cussing than most guys usually use*

Me, having to waive him off: Sir, um, no comprende? Un momentito por favor. *pulls up google translate, types out “the only Spanish I speak is car parts and the bad words”*

Spanish speaking customer:*straight up cackles, pats me on the back, pays, and leaves*

Bilingual customer: *steps up to the counter, sees my google translate still up on the screen, also cackles* Oh, nice! That’s adorable!

[awritersbro]

op i cannot emphasize this enough you NEED to write año with the ~ over the n. Without it you've written "anus"

[luisonte]

Coñe como mola

[calamitycons]

HAPPY PRIDE

[starkidblogs]

Me: cool video and form of art!!

Me realizing it's about a beautiful lesbian couple and their gay son:

My heart:

[hypersensationalism]

cream cheese bagel ending explained

[hypersensationalism]

i love when redditors try to explain posts i dreamed up and posted right after my alarm went off when i was still half asleep

[astronomifier]

cream cheese bagel ending explained explained