Hug now, escape later

Think of this as my scrap book. Emphasis on the scrap. Recurring themes are gender, sexuality, relationships, and shiny things. Occasionally goes into full fangirl mode. Update: still goes full fangirl mode, no longer girl. Pron: they/them.

[ineptshieldmaid]

Hello frens. No idea how many if any of my erstwhile moots are still here.

I am back because I need more of the gay hockey show gifs in my life.

Got a whole new career, gender, name, etc, but the username can stay. It’s mine, I chose it for a reason, it’s as much my name as the one on my paperwork.

[ineptshieldmaid]

Bump for those who may have missed it. Am back.

I used to answer to my given name sometimes on here; I will now answer to Inept for fandom purposes.

[pmamtraveller]

Sunrise inside Sagrada Familia, Barcelona.

[finelytaylored]

is this anything or… (hollanov edition)

(inspired by x)

[cyber-corp]

Had a dream where Johnny from “The Devil Went Down To Georgia” came out as a trans woman and the response was so unanimously positive it reversed nearly all of the transphobic bills in the South. She played live in Georgia to an audience of about a third of the US.

[cyber-corp]

Happy late pride month to Joanie, the best that’s ever been 🏳️‍⚧️

[cyber-corp]

Joanie recently changed her name to Jolene because “it’s funnier”, she says

[dontcallmebymyusername]

Does this count as finding a walrus at your door?

[baddywronglegs]

Absolutely, and definitely less surprising than a fairy

[nyancrimew]

if english speakers can learn just one more german word to use it should be "ticketficker" ("ticketfucker", derogatory slang term 4 "ticket inspector")

[cicero-not-cisero]

As a chronic "good heavens" sayer, and as a casual rhyme enjoyer, it's been really hard not to pepper in the phrase "good heavens six sevens" into my vocabulary. It would be so much fun to say, but it would immediately alienate both young hip people and old antiquated people and really only be enjoyed by whimsically autistic transgender women, so yeah :/

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Being a Linux user who doesn't know shit from fuck about computers is wild. I'll see a new update notification for a "Gnome Keyring" which is for "Gnome features (Daemons and tools)" and I just go alrighty give the gnome his demons and tools I guess you're in charge here Linux do what you gotta do to communicate with my CPU so I can keep playing Hellsinker.

[sheepshot]

[memeuplift]

[natalieironside]

Y'know they never managed to recover the Emperor Valens' remains after Adrianople so I don't think he died. I think Valens tucked his arms and legs into his stomach, curled up into a ball, and he just rolled away.

[natalieironside]

"But others affirm that, having put off his imperial robe, the emperor ran into the midst of the main body of infantry; and that when the cavalry revolted and refused to engage, the infantry were surrounded by the Goths and completely destroyed in a body. Except for the emperor because he tucked his arms and legs into his stomach, curled up into a ball, and he just rolled away."

-- Socrates of Constantinople, The Ecclesiastical History

[intosnarkness]

Just called a bagpipe a “bother bag” and i feel like i should be awarded for that

[liminalbeauty]

[stele3]

Weirdly surprised and relieved by how people are reacting to the whole Hudson thing. I saw it, immediately went "oh, he so didn't draw that on himself" but was really scared that people were going to be weird about it (and they were), but the majority have been understanding and cool? Very nice surprise for me!

Yeah, the whole thing reeks of “he had an edgelord classmate who sure liked drawing swastikas on stuff, and now that he’s popular there are people desperate to blame him for any possible transgression.”

Like, sure, let’s blame the Wasian teenager for someone else’s racist prank. That seems woke.

[stele3]

Oh Jesus. Apparently another one of his classmates also wrote AIDS on his neck during the same party.

Yeah, that’s a fucking hate crime.

[stele3]

To be clear, this isn't me being like, "I can excuse a swastika but I draw the line at 'AIDS'!" Both are individually bad. Put together, that is extremely, clearly targeted. I get this is the White social media website, but it's also the queer one, so let's all just sit with the idea that you're a 17-year-old and someone wrote "AIDS" on the back of your neck as a joke. How would that make you feel? Because I'm sick to my stomach at the thought.

[ineptshieldmaid]

The fact someone wrote AIDS on him also provides enough context in the picture alone to infer that he did not choose the swastika.

People DO chose to decorate themselves with that symbol; people* do not choose to write AIDS on themselves. Ergo the most logical explanation is that we are looking at a picture of a kid in the midst of being bullied.

People want him to issue a statement? He doesn’t owe the world an explanation of bullying he experienced, that’s weird.

(*Okay I can envision someone living with AIDS in the Nixon era getting such a tattoo. Like the guy in Pansy Division’s Denny. That’s a different situation from teenagers with permanent markers.)

[blond-shell]

if hollanov made a sex tape shane would be watching it back like game footage to see where they could improve

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[grabmyboner]

STOP reblogging ilya in the shower unless you want to see my BRICKED up CLIT

[themoonandmyman]

I’m so sorry I’ve now briefly imagined your clit undergoing the process of immurement