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# i don't believe we've met...
tea errors - Jack Stauber (2018)
flirting I hope he likes me back ^_^
> RANDOM HEADCANON TIME YALL
> Out of all the angst concepts that I've seen for Date Everything (which are great, by the way), I've never seen—or heard—of a comic or fic that involves the homeowner breaking the dateviators by accident
> Like, maybe they (and by "they" I mean you) forgot something downstairs and went to go get it, but you're an actual klutz, so you trip on Stella and tumble down her steps
> When you reach the bottom and hit Florence, you wince in pain before going into "hyper-panic" because you remembered that you had the dateviators in your front pants pocket. You turn over, completely ignoring how you developed a bruise on every limb in your body, or how you probably sprained something, and inspect Skylar (pun unintended)
> There's a huge crack down the right side of one of the lenses that breaks off into smaller, less serious cracks. While it wouldn't seem too bad to someone who thought these were just a cool-looking pair of glasses, you were knew it was a LOOOT more than that. This object, as well as others, were just like people. People with lives
> You put the glasses on and can already see the damage: instead of putting a nice rosey tint on everything, your house is now a bit saturated, like the colors are bleeding into each other. You look to the stairs and see Skylar sitting on the steps, clutching the arm that corresponds to the cracked lens; it looks as though it was dislocated. Stella, Florence, and Celia were already there, trying to handle the situation as calmly as they could. Celia advised Wallace to go and get Farya to treat you and Skylar.
> You immediately rushed over despite the limp in your step and the beating in your head. Skylar smiles at you nervously, saying that, "it was just a scratch! She'd be a-okay!"
> "SKYLAR YOUR FUCKING ARM IS BROKEN"
> When Farya gets there, she says that it looks like she had one huge break down her entire arm—from her shoulder down to her wrist. Then she pulled out a repair kit and tried to patch her up as best as she could.
> Meanwhile, you were next to her feeling AWFUL. You didn't mean to break her, and yet you did. Every apology that flowed out of your mouth was quickly followed by a "it's not your fault! don't be sorry!" from Ms. Specs. Dorian was on standby as he was supposed to be someone of authority in the house. He had, also, heard the sound of you falling and came running to see if you were okay.
> "It's not your fault for falling, love," he'd tell you, placing a hand on your back to rub it. Before you knew it, Farya was ready to tend to your bruises and probably-maybe-definitely-sprained elbow. As she did so, she also kept telling you that the fall was not anyone's fault
> But you couldn't help but feel like Skylar got hurt because of you. Because she was in your pocket. Because you couldn't catch yourself the accident. Because you couldn't be any less clumsy.
> After it was all said and done, Farya told both of you that you needed rest and probably shouldn't do too much on your own. You understood and took the dateviators off, going upstairs, and gently setting them on the Abel next to your bed
> Unsure if you would ever have the courage to put them back on again
> Yknow whattttt i'm bored let's expand on this concept since it's nearly been a year
> at this point it's likely been a few days since you've put the dateviators back on. After all, Farya did say to give yourselves some time to rest
> butttttt that also meant that you didn't get to talk to any of the dateables, including skylar. that didn't mean you didn't try to interact with them a little (it was pure reflex)
> you would greet them like normal. "Hey, Kopi! Having a good morning?" "Hi, Dorian. You holding up well?" "Telly! How are you? Got anything new to watch?"
> from an outside perspective you looked insane 😭
> however, you found it a little hard to face Skylar Specs herself. You'd obviously be polite and greet her the same way you'd greet everyone else, "hi, good morning, skylar." But that was it. You couldn't talk to her like everyone else because YOU broke her. YOU were the cause of that crack going down along her right arm. How could you possibly face her again after that?
> After another week or two of healing, you realize that the crack on the glasses was pretty much gone. You picked up the dateviators and, after giving them a once-over, turned em back on. You looked around and saw what had become of them; the rosey-tint was back, and the colors remaimed fine. However, the lense which had the crack only had a slight hue change. It was only noticeable if you really paid attention, but otherwise everything was back to normal
> right?
> as you put them on, skylar comes careening into the room to hug you from behind. "(Y/N)!! Ohmigosh, ohmigosh, I missed you!"
> it gave you a start, but returned skylar's hug. Only then did you notice her arm was in a pretty pink sling. When you brought your attention to it, she shrugged, "Farya just wants me to wear this just in case, y'know? Otherwise I'm A-Okay!"
> you still felt guilty, so you gestured for her to sit down and talk. you said you were so terribly sorry for what happened and would make sure it never happened again, but Skylar stops you short
> "Hey. It wasn't your fault. It happens! Stuff goes wrong and sometimes you can't really, like, do anything but watch it happen. But look! I'm okay! You're okay, I hope! Everyone's okay! Sometimes it's not about whose fault it was but more on what we can do to make it better. I'm not mad, love. I'm just glad you're okay."
> okay that killed you 🥹💔
> you maybe sorta definitely broke into tears when you heard her say that and pulled her into a gentle hug. After a bit of just being in a nice, tight hug, you both got up and decided to go and check in on the rest of the dateables
> you were especially feeling better now because you had that talk. the feelings weren't GONE completely, but you knew they'd dissipate within the days to come <3
> (cough cough. a hypothetical bad ending of this would be if you didn't have that talk with skylar and just kept avoiding her since you thought she hated you. literally pulling a jax from tadc LMAO)
> (you may still use the dateviators but you avoid talking to skylar directly and it realllyyyy fucks her up. the dateviators become kind of dull and even lose their charge sometimes. some of the dateables take notice to your avoidance and urge you to talk to her again but you refuse. it worries them. you're just doing this because you think this is what skylar wants)
> (or you just stop using the dateviators altogether. the house grows lonely. the dateviators stay sitting on your sidetable. you never stopped the habit of at least greeting them or apologizing when you accidentally smack into them. in fact, you feel even worse when you hit Wallace with your shoulder or set down one of Daisuke's dishes too hard because what if you hurt them, break them? That's the last thing you want. a lot of your furniture goes untouched because you don't want to break or abuse them. you're just doing this for them. that accident with skylar really opened your eyes. you never wanted to hurt anyone. this is what's best. this is for them.)
> but of courssseeeee that'll nevveeerrrrrr happennnn
> just somethin to think about lol <3
Can you make a reader x Harvey Harvington story? I think he’s neat and horribly awesome and I feel bad for him because of how he’s treated in the game
# The Root of All Evil
> Hihihi!! Thank you for requesting and an even bigger thank you for waiting so long!
(It's been eight million years,,,)
Okay, but seriously, I'd love to do that! While I'm not as interested in bloodmoney as I once was, I still do like Harvey's character and wanna write for him lol. Now that the human expidenture program is also out, I can write with lore in mind! (*´▽`)v
Also!!! I realllyyy wanna start writing longer, better quality fics, so that's why this is so long lol
Again!! Thank you for waiting!!
Now onto the thingy
genre: miscellaneous x reader story (⁉️👩❤️💋👨❤️🩹✨️)
reader type: gender neutral
warnings: quick mentions of death
quick summary: on one boring Friday night, the Reader realizes that their laptop may be haunted... or just contains a man put in a horrible situation.
#hashtags: bloodmoney!, harvey harvington, harvey harvington x reader, x reader, harvey bloodmoney, eat up
wc: 4.9k
Can you make a reader x Harvey Harvington story? I think he’s neat and horribly awesome and I feel bad for him because of how he’s treated in the game
# The Root of All Evil
> Hihihi!! Thank you for requesting and an even bigger thank you for waiting so long!
(It's been eight million years,,,)
Okay, but seriously, I'd love to do that! While I'm not as interested in bloodmoney as I once was, I still do like Harvey's character and wanna write for him lol. Now that the human expidenture program is also out, I can write with lore in mind! (*´▽`)v
Also!!! I realllyyy wanna start writing longer, better quality fics, so that's why this is so long lol
Again!! Thank you for waiting!!
Now onto the thingy
genre: miscellaneous x reader story (⁉️👩❤️💋👨❤️🩹✨️)
reader type: gender neutral
warnings: quick mentions of death
quick summary: on one boring Friday night, the Reader realizes that their laptop may be haunted... or just contains a man put in a horrible situation.
#hashtags: bloodmoney!, harvey harvington, harvey harvington x reader, x reader, harvey bloodmoney, eat up
wc: 4.9k
> I'm posting later I think,,
> hello my maniacs! i know i haven't properly posted in a bit, but I came across this video and just wanted to spread awareness because it's genuinely dystopian on how this is just a normal occurence now.
If any of you can help, that'd be lovely! I really hope things get better. As always, remember to stay hydrated and eat something if you haven't already <3
I asked those question hi
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> MY GOAT YOU'RE COOKIN‼️🔥
Seth has insomnia for reading too much
> Wait hold on a minute now,,,
There was someone else's ask saying that Green has the "passive power" to make people not hate them and honestly yall are straight cookin 🔥
> RANDOM HEADCANON TIME!!! Also DELTARUNE CHAPTER FIVE SPOILERS!!
> I'm writing this in one sitting so please excuse any spelling/grammatical errors. I just needed to get this out while I had the idea fresh in my brain. Consider this filler while you wait for me to catch up on requests
> so. Deltarune. Specifically chapter five.
> first of all it was SO good I was tweaking the entire time I played it. But one of my favorite bits was with the flowers and their dynamics n' stuff. Especially representing the seven (technically six) human souls??? Tony radiation fox when I catch you
> I literally love all of them to bits. Yes, even flowery. SO I thought about how they would all react if you were as important to them as Asgore was. Maybe you were like an assistant who would frequently help out around Asgore's flower shop and take care of the flowers when he was away n' stuff. Then the Dark World happens and what do you know the flowers are talking
> and they love you!!
> Aqua loves to play with you. You kinda sorta have to keep her from killing other things and herself BUT she's fun to play with all the same. You taught her how to play a bunch of games that "humans" would play, like hopscotch and ring-around-the-rosey. In the diner, you showed her how to play the floor is lava. When she isn't asking Asgore to play, she turns to you for fun. Patience is... not something she's good at, but you know she means well. You give her piggyback rides around the garden and help her feel tall (she is three apples tall bro). She loves that you've become her playtime buddy :D
> Seth, on the other hand, is much more mellow. They'd often listen quite keenly when you'd stop and study in Asgore's shop when you had the time, so you're a bit of an idol to them. They'd nerd-out about a ton of things they learned recently, saying how they wanted to become "the ultimate tactition." You compliment them on their smarts often. Seth shows you everything they plan to show to Asgore beforehand to make sure it's "perfect". And! You're always encouraging them to perservere in things that aren't studying. You know they can do a lot more than that, and they're grateful that you believe in them <3
> Green is a big ol' sweetie full of kindness. You met them when they presented you a very large and delicious looking plate of assorted cheeses, all home-cooked. They were a floral chef of few words, but what they lacked in vowels and consonants, they absolutely made up for in actions. They often saw you snacking on something in the shop and wanted to make you a meal for a change as thanks. Kinda like Seth, you would try out Green's meals before they were presented to Asgore. You'd ALSO help them with the cleanup of their kitchen. Green also likes to listen to you! They'd listen to your conversations with flower father, and nothing has changed even in the dark world. Green's just chill like that, we all love green actually
> Yellow protects you with his non-boy cowboy life! You watch his cowboy tricks and cheer him on the through the whole show! He'd love putting them on for you. Honestly all of these guys would show you their special talents before showing asgore because they trust you. Yellow likes to tell you about how it is being a "justice" and protects you from what he'd likely call, "a doggone crime against justicers" (said crime being a twig you nearly tripped on). He also likes to make you laugh because he likes seeing you smile! You uh. Also have to talk him out of killing himself. Literally had to have an entire convo about why killing yourself was NOT an appropriate justice, especially when he's done nothing wrong 😭. He's glad he had you to talk to and is just happy to be around you in general <3
> Blue is much more on the sophisticated side I'd say. He's pretty wise, actually! He likes hearing your input on how you feel about things like integrity and love and whatnot. He alsoo loves putting on shows for you! He'd teach you how to do basic ballet moves (whatever those are, I dunno a lick of proper ballet 😭) while you're around. He's silly too, so he'd make you laugh as well. I feel like Blue just generally gives very good advice, so if you need it at the moment, he'll be a listening ear! Just as a thank you, yaknow :]
> Orange was super excited to meet you. She wanted to show off her super cool moves and impress you. I'd like to imagine that Orange is so small because she took the longest to sprout, even if by a little bit since all the flowers were grown at about the same time. You would always tell her encourage her for growing even if just a lil bit, and she's wanted to pay you back for all of that since. So! She'll ALSO protect you with everything she's got. Always showing you what she's capable of, and you always cheer her on. She stands up for you when she thinks people are being mean to you (and sometimes you have to explain that they weren't at all lmao, but it's the thought that counts!) You also drink the Orange Juice she gives to you as a gift. You know she often puts on a brave face, but you know deep down she's a huge sweetheart <3
> I know Pink isn't a flower but i'll include her here anyhow!! You found out about her through Orange. And, while you didn't recognize her, you treated her all the same. She loved spending time with you! Seeing how happy you made Orange made her super happy too. I think that Pink would like styling people's hair while they talk n' stuff, so she'd brush it and braid it while you talked about how much fun you had been having. Y'all DEFINITELY did a "Cafe run" at least once in your time spent in this dark world. She was super glad to have met you! Very quickly became friends lol (I sure hope she doesn't get exposed as a ghost possessing an anime catgirl figurine-)
> oh flowery. Where do I begin with you.
> He was the first flower you met when you got whisked away to the dark world. He was familiar, and yet he wasn't. But he treated you with such kindness that you couldn't help but adore him. He could read you like a book. He managed to cram all of your favorite things into one gift basket and take you to places you know you enjoyed. Even managed to get you that one weird book he saw you read once. It was perfect! And... kinda too good to be true. Somehow, you found out about his plan to keep you and Asgore here in the perfect little world to keep you both happy. You confronted him about it. You said you liked being here, but that you couldn't stay forever. You had to a life to live somewhere else. And, that it wasn't up to him to decide if you both should stay. After a minute or two of not-very-uncomfortable silence, he said he understood. But, he wanted you to enjoy it, at least for a second more, because he—and all the other flowers!—wanted to repay you for all of your kindness. You smiled and suggested to go back to the Diner again. That was an offer you couldn't say no to
> DELTARUNE TOMORROW
Oh my god.
Please make more Deltarune stories
> you know I will!
And now that chapter five is out, I can do so much more >:]
> DELTARUNE TOMORROW
I’m. also here.
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> THAT'S MY OTHER GOAT!!!!!
THE GANG'S ALL HERE ‼️‼️🔥
I'm back in this bitch, I'm back in this bi–
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> EYYYYYYY ONE OF MY GOATS IS BACK‼️
(just in time for pride month too 😭)
Glad to have ya back gurlllll
> It is time to lock in