Okay so maybe I've gone and read a lot of you Dad! Tenna stuff (sobbing btw) and I'm thinking of a situation where the Reader is with the fun gang doing fun gang shit and Spamton notices their little sponge they never got to see grow up act a little...off.
Like, obviously spam doesn't know the kid well atp but he's still their father and something in their face or body movements, vibes, something when they think they're alone doesn't sit right. So, maybe Spammy boy materializes and sits down with the reader silently for a bit in a rare quiet moment together before asking something like, "Hey, kid, you okay...? Doing alright? I know we might not be on good terms, but I noticed something was wrong. Wanna talk about it...?" And the reader taking a real moment of reflection.
Had Tenna ever genuinely asked that question before to them...? Hell, despite Tenna "raising" them they hardly knew actually anything about them...and now the man that they were only told stories and cautionary tales about and all these bad things he supposedly was and did...was right here, right now, doing more than they felt that their "father" they grew up with ever did. And that's what makes the dam burst.
Answering genuinely, "... Actually, I do, Dad...Nothing's okay. Nothing's alright. Nothing's felt alright for a very long time, actually," resulting in telling Spamton EVERYTHING. Everything they remember from when they were little to now about how Tenna has treated them, how they never got a chance to be a kid, the emotional neglect, parentification, night terrors that still most likely persist 'till this day, the fact that Tenna treated them as an employee and not their literal child, quite literally everything they could think of. Obviously the reader is crying from the recollection, and Spamton's just there, rubbing their back, listening to every word.
On the outside, he's comforting his one and only little sponge. Don't worry, Daddy can't change the past, but I'm here for you now...On the inside, he's positively SEETHING. He TRUSTED Tenna to take care of THEIR CHILD. Give them the life they DESERVE. And hearing what actually truly happened through their darling little sponge's tears and sobs? How fucking could he? All they wanted was someone to hold them, love them, and tell them they're proud of them. And what did he fucking do...? To his own god damned flesh and blood?
He'd probably go to castle town to beat Tenna's ass and tell him off next chance he gets. Sure, now that the kid's left Tenna's side, Tenna has at least some level of "what did I do to my kid" to ruminate on, but does he just fully get the scope of the trauma and neglect he caused his own child...?
Tenna will most likely push back at Spamton at first with harsh words and finger pointing, but he'll stop after he hears what the mailman has to say about what the reader told him themselves. Absolute. Devastation. His little starlight...His precious little starlight...he was never a real father, was he...? Is there still a chance he could...or does even deserve a chance at redemption...? What did he do?
I’m very glad we all like Dad Tenna and Papa Spamton, it’s a blog tradition to make Pales’ blorbos into parental figures.
Reader is one of those people who you can tell had a pretty crappy childhood unfortunately and Spamton easily sniffs it out. Like yeah he doesn’t know you but he can tell there’s something wrong with you. Especially how your relationship plays out. You gotta sneak behind Tenna’s back to visit your other dad since their relationship is still very sour.
Tenna’s toxic behavior doesn’t cease when you move to Castle Town, it’s toned down but it’s still there. Ranging from Tenna badmouthing Spamton, being controlling and now being codependent on you now that a majority of his staff has quit. Thankfully you have Kris and the others covering for you.
You’re quite anxious, superstitious and freak out every time you make a mistake or say something that you considered offensive. Spamton doesn’t like this, at all! As his kid, it is your sworn duty to make as much noise and take up as much space as possible! What? Did you think that Spamton and Tenna became big shots by worrying about every minuscule thing that would have no bearing down the line?
In fact, you not being cocky or larger than life is what tipped Spamton off that something weird was going on. He poked and prodded at you about what might be going on at home. Asking about your time in the spotlight and if you liked it. You eventually breakdown about how much you hated your time in the spotlight and resented Tenna for it. Well that certainly shocked Spamton!
Wdym you resented Tenna? As much as Spamton can’t stand (sure pal-) Tenna, he left you with Tenna for a reason. As much as Spamton absolutely loathed to admit it, that Cathode could provide you with an easier, safer life than Spamton ever could’ve. He quickly regretted his decision when you let it all out. You were supposed to be treated like a star! Like an irreplaceable treasure yet Tenna treated you like an intern?! Let you drink?!
Although Spamton is being kind of a hypocrite a bit since he probably would’ve done similar things if he had custody. Mostly the shit talking about Tenna and using you for fame. (Jfc who let you two have kids?) Anyways.
Spamton did make it explicitly clear to Tenna that he wanted you to have the best life possible. As the child of two budding stars, it was natural for you to be treated like a precious gift. Then they would’ve both taught you the trade, using both their talents & skills to make you successful. You would’ve grown up in a secure, loving home with two supportive and loving parents. Yet…
Spamton would definitely zoom on over and try to beat Tenna’s ass. He didn’t push out a whole ass pipis just for Tenna to treat you like shit! And to let his employees do the same! WDYM YOU LET OUR BABY BECOME A BAD OMEN ON SET?! Tenna isn’t gonna take this lying down though, weaponizing Spamton’s own faults. Like how he abandoned you, snuck around doing who knows what with god knows who. Why Spamton should be grateful that Tenna kept you safe and secure in your nepotism!
If it weren’t for Tenna then you’d have absolutely nothing.
Then Spamton would probably throw back something along the lines of “and they’d be happy about it!” Which gets Tenna to STFU
Either way, you’re not sleeping over at Tenna or Spamton’s homes after this bc you need a break















