Observation blog.

This is Doctor Surlee. I will document any interesting findings here. (toonblr parody/rp acc | he/him for muse, she/her for mun | run by @nijimouse)

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I'm Doctor Surlee, lead scientoon of Loony Labs. It was recommended to me that I make a "toonblr" blog, so here I am.

I live and work in the main wing of the Toon Hall, so if you'd like, come say hello sometime.

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do the numbers at the end of your url have any significance?

Yes, they stand for October 26th, 1998. That's when this whole experiment began.

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SANTA ISN'T REAL????

Of course he is! I suppose I focused too much on the topic of Mickey...

I apologize for the fright, but I assure you, Santa is alive, well, and very much real.

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replaces your mug of preferred liquid with peanut butter

Why. Why would you do this. What have I done to deserve this.

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do you know what the toontown spoofer is

I'm afraid not.

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oh well im anti monarchist so it was the reverse

I see. I have more bad news for you, then.

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what if you were called doctor slurlee

I... I don't know. I genuinely do not know what would happen if I were called that. I don't think I'd be referred to by name nearly as often.

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next you're going to tell us that the queen of england is real 🙄

I have good news for you, immediately followed by bad news.

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is launchpad single

As far as I know, he's married (or close to it) and has a daughter.

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is it weird that i want to give the silly meter a hug

Not at all. I hug it all the time. Gently, of course.

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launchpad is real?? i thought he was fake like santa or mickey mouse

I'm not sure how to explain to you that Mickey Mouse is a real person. And yes, surprisingly, so is Launchpad. Who is now in my lab uninvited.

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WATCH OUT SURLEE LAUNCHPAD IS CRASHING INTO THE SILLY METER

He's What.

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im scared of the silly meter

I can see how intimidating it might look, but I promise, there is nothing for you to fear. It's a very safe machine to be around.

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Almost every day, I think about if it had been anyone but you. Everything would've been set right by now.

I wouldn't wish this fate upon anyone else.

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why does your swoop of hair do that. its stupid

It's always done that. I think it gives me a bit of character, personally.

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I'm one of the middle scientists of the world. I have no call to action for you.

Thank you for reaching out regardless! Have a good day.

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IM THE LAST SCIENTIST AND THE WORLD IS ENDING DONT QUIT PLEASE IF YOU CARE AT AL LABOUT ANYTHING DONT QUIT I CANT DO THIS ALONE HELP ME

I will never stop doing what I love. I promise you that.