That's not very nice and accurate

Henlo, my name's Tallin, I like Good Omens, rats, and a bunch of other stuff.

[view-from-up-here]

[a-knight-of-hell]

queue this post when it’s your birthday and be surprise

[ashen-vulture]

[robolat]

Aziraphale: Making my way downtown

Walking fast

*sees Gabriel*

Walking faster

[toooftenobsessed]

I noticed that, when he goes to chase Crowley, Aziraphale fucking hucks his popsicle across the park. I’m dying.

[frawgs]

reblog n say nice things abt th person u reblogged from except its reasons to follow them

[writing-prompt-s]

The angel pulled the halo off of their head and snapped it in half. “It takes too much effort to be good,” they said. “What’s next?”

[soft-butch-cassidy]

gays be loving plants

[soft-butch-cassidy]

gays be like “god i wish i could photosynthesize and grow moss and flowers on my flesh like an ancient stone statue brought to life to be a druidic guardian of nature and wildlife”

[smelbo-deactivated20190119]

sensory overload? more like

if i hear another noise ever again im going to flip my fucking shit

[eternalhoodie]

a message to misophonia,

fuck off

[noughtiness-deactivated20200121]

what's a gender neutral term for queen or king or smth

[gaytranscrowley]

Sheen

[noughtiness-deactivated20200121]

[bettedavisgf]

my cat after i come home and immediately pick him up and swing him around calling him a fat little baby

[unpredictablememes]

Let's get ready bois 😎

[ankle-beez]

YOU HAD ONE JOB

[ankle-beez]

can... you feel... the love... this afternoon....

[azirafuck]

alright it’s done!

for the joy of everyone and my own, here they are: the “thank you for our rights michael and david” t-shirts (and stickers, and cups, and stuff)

lesbians for michael // lesbians for david

bisexuals for michael // bisexuals for david

pansexuals for michael // pansexuals for david

asexuals for michael // asexuals for david

❤ special thanks for the inspiration to @dykeiel , @euryalus and @tante-toska ❤

if you have any problem with these at all, please let me know! happy wrath month 🏳️‍🌈

[azirafuck]

🌸 new designs my dudes! 🌸

trans women for michael // trans women for david

trans men for michael // trans men for david

trans folks for michael // trans folks for david

gays for michael // gays for david

non-binary folks for michael // non-binary folks for david

ALSO!! for those who are not out yet, for those who are still finding themselves, for everyone else, here are the more neutral ones:

thank you michael // thank you david

again, if you find any problem at all with these, let me know! 🏳️‍🌈

[azirafuck]

per anon request, here are the “thank you for my rights” white-on-black shirts! 🏳️‍🌈

thank you michael (white) // thank you david (white)

[catchymemes]

[legobiwan]

Something: *goes terribly wrong*

Me, muttering under my breath, completely exasperated at this newest disaster: "oh *lord* heal this bike."

[aquitainequeen]

May 30th, one day prior to Good Omens release: Ooo, I really hope people like the series!

May 31st, day of Good Omens release: Ooo, I think people really like the series!

June 15th, half a month after Good Omens release: Wow. People REALLY like the series.

July 11th, month and near a half after Good Omens release: *buried under a mountain of Good Omens, Aziraphale and Crowley meta posts, one hand flailing and reaching desperately for succour; it will never come*