Writing is very difficult

I write and make art Art commissions: Open

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Argos: We need a first dance song.

Mr. Plant: writes something on a note

Argos: “The Sound of Silence?”

Mr. Plant: smug nod

Argos: You’re unbelievably proud of that joke, aren’t you?

[honey002]

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

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Byakuya: Kiyotaka, you are the only one here who isn’t completely insufferable. Kiyotaka: I will take that as a compliment! Mondo: Wow, so generous. We should all be grateful for Lord Togami’s approval. Byakuya: If you’re going to be unpleasant, leave. Mondo: Oh no, I’d hate to miss out on more of your high praise

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Argos: You can’t just loom behind people like that. Mr. Plant: looks at him blankly Argos: No, I don’t care if it’s “efficient.” That poor old lady nearly fainted! Mr. Plant: shrugs slowly Argos: Ugh. I’m buying her flowers to make up for you.

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Argos: Let’s split up to save time! Mr. Plant:shakes head firmly Argos: Come on, it’s just a store! Mr. Plant:folds arms and plants himself next to Argos Argos: …Fine. You can guard the cart like a terrifying sentinel.

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Argos: You know, couples are supposed to hold hands while shopping. Mr. Plant:hesitates, then takes his hand gently Argos: See? Isn’t that nice— Mr. Plant:tightens grip possessively when someone looks at Argos Argos: Okay, maybe a little too nice. Oxygen, please?

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Dancer: Mind if I cut in? Argos: Sure, if you don’t mind— Mr. Plant: grabs Argos by the waist and pulls him back with eerie grace Dancer: Actually, no. Cutting in was a bad life choice. Argos: You didn’t even blink. That was hot.

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When I say that my dad ordered the Mr Plant and Argos Keychain.(I was standing over him when he was doing it), for my birthday.

But then they NEVER arrived....

Im being serious like the cash went through my dad got the confirmation email.

And my dad the called Them because he was confused about the whole shipping thing....

Mind you my birthday was on Nov 15th. And my dad ordered the plushies the week before the kickstarter ended..

My dad literally emailed them yesterday...

So yeah that's gonna be a fun conversation..

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They're here!

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When I say that my dad ordered the Mr Plant and Argos Keychain.(I was standing over him when he was doing it), for my birthday.

But then they NEVER arrived....

Im being serious like the cash went through my dad got the confirmation email.

And my dad the called Them because he was confused about the whole shipping thing....

Mind you my birthday was on Nov 15th. And my dad ordered the plushies the week before the kickstarter ended..

My dad literally emailed them yesterday...

So yeah that's gonna be a fun conversation..

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Neighbor: Need help carrying your groceries? Argos: That’s so nice of y— Mr. Plant: takes the bags effortlessly, doesn’t break eye contact Neighbor: …Actually, you’ve got it handled. Totally. Argos: You could just say you’re jealous, you know. He was just trying to help.

Mr. Plant: Narrowing his eyes

The neighbor was in fact not just help

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Flirt: If your boyfriend doesn’t talk, how do you know what he wants? Mr. Plant: takes one slow step forward Argos: That’s how. Flirt: Understood. Mr. Plant: glares until they vanish into the crowd Argos: I think that’s your version of saying ‘mine.’

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Do excuse me for temporarily using your blog as my personal dashboard. It will happen again. I need to chew on the things you say 😊

Es tut mir leid

I didn't see this, and if I did I was about to fall asleep, so I forgot.

Danke! I think? Actually yeah Danke!

-🐱💜

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Argos: “Let’s get snacks for movie night!” Mr. Plant: signs ‘one bag’ Argos: “One bag? You’re adorable. I was thinking ten.” Mr. Plant: facepalms silently Argos: “Don’t worry, I’ll share!”

Argos was in fact not going to share

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Argos: “Ooh, free samples!” Mr. Plant: grabs Argos’s sleeve before they can run off Argos: “I promise I won’t take ten this time.” Mr. Plant:narrows eyes Argos: “…Fine, maybe nine.”

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I remember coming across a take saying Mondo Owada would probably watch/listen to those "alpha male" influencers...

And I have never been more offended for a fictional character in my life.

Like yeah Mondo has a bit of a toxic masculinity issue.

But it's to the that it makes him a Jackass

Not to the point it makes him a douche Bag

Like Mondo would probably only listen to those unwilling or just to torture himself.

Like I feel like he would only watch them to have something to get pissed at.

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Argos: "Don’t just disappear in the store! I thought you got kidnapped." Mr. Plant:points to his own towering, ominous figure Argos: "Okay, you’re right, no one would dare." Mr. Plant:smirks Argos: "Still! Text me next time."