Just call me Poke.

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food my cat art dump blog

[pokefan1241]

grubs approaching

[thanksiloveyou]

2014 average url: tumblring-in-the-tardis

2026 average url: weemp

[doomdaysdecays-deactivated20251]

me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear

the baffling papple:

[lesbeid0u]

[gwyoi]

horse cream puff …

[anglaised]

i never thought about it like that

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[elijahthemouse]

"In Flight" - quail

[ruerock]

how it feels to submit an attack on artfight

[d897gyhaujfkedw7r9euwijkjfkdl]

[diehellasrache]

I think I'm going to remember this phrase every time I cook for the next five years

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbees]

“I asked ChatGPT —”

Okay well I asked the picture of Michael Jackson in my pocket and he told me to get the fries with my burger soooo

[satan-is-a-heterophobe]

mcqueen

[itsthemink]

mcqueen

[illinoisiest]

im begging of you please dont take my man

[ask-pacman]

Is willy wanka still alive IRL cuz if no that timothy shallemet shit is direspectful as fuck

[longseasons]

Spongebobviously

[sweatermuppet]

being the only friend that doesn't drive summarized into a single text

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[targetedknowledge]

[generic-internet-name]

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

[generic-internet-name]

you can't get out that way!

[generic-internet-name]

that's not very helpful.

[generic-internet-name]

maybe the open window will help.

[generic-internet-name]

try the open window instead.