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Tim: :((

Dick: Aw, what's wrong, Baby Bird?

Tim: Promise me you won't be maaad.

Dick: ... What happened?

Tim: Tell me you won't be mad!

Dick: Oka- wait, Jay's calling.

Tim, reaching for Dick's phone: No!

Dick, answering: Hey, Little Wing! ... *looks at Tim* Tim.

Tim: *Shit*

Dick: Did you hit Jason with a Batmobil?!

Tim: He took my coffee!

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Tim: So we have this gala next Saturday and I was wondering if maybe you would like to, um... Y'know...

Bernard, with a smile: Easy, Timbo.

Tim: If you'd like to, want to- Oh my god...

Bernard: Are you asking me to be your date for the gala?

Tim: I- uh- yes. Do you want to be my date?

Bernard, leaning to kiss him on the cheek: I would love to be your date.

Tim, blushing: That's great! Um, I'll text when I'll come to pick you up.

Bernard: I'll be waiting, my Boy Wonder.

*Bernard walks away*

Tim: *screams* Fuck yeah! I need to text Kon he agreed!

Kon, hearing everything at Kent's farm: Tim is fucking stupid.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTHHH ❤️🏳️‍🌈

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Jason: Shut up!

Tim: You shut up! Dick, tell him something!

Damian: That's why you were adopted.

Tim: Yeah, we were, so what?

Jason: At least Bruce chose us, but he got stuck with you.

Damian:

Dick: Jay, that was mean.

Tim: But did he lie?

Dick: ... Uh, I mean- ...

Jason: Exactly.

Damian: I hate you.

Tim and Jason: I hate you too.

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Damian: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Dick: But you're making a love letter for Jon?

Damian: You are on a thin ice.

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Nightwing: Robin! Get your ass down here, you can fall!

Robin!Jason, climbing down: Okay, okay, calm down. I'm fine.

Nightwing, checking him: Let's go.

Robin, under his breath: You're such a bitch sometimes.

Nightwing, grabbing him by the collar: What did you say?!

Robin, sweating: YYYYHH, I have an itch? 🫪

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Bruce: *does something stupid*

Someone: Have you seen that, Dick?! Can you believe this?

Dick: No. Bruce is the greatest man I know! I trust him with my life. My dad would NEVER do something this stupid.

When he's alone with Bruce:

Dick, slapping him: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?! What is wrong with you?!

Bruce: I'm sorry- please, stop slapping me, chum-

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Jaybin: Hey, Dickie?

Dick: Hm?

Jaybin: Do you love me?

Dick, hugging him: I love you sooo much.

Jaybin, giggling: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Dick: Of course! I would keep you with we all the time.

Jaybin: And if I was... a cat?

Dick: With all you snuggling to me all the time, you are basically a cat and I still love you, Little Wing. But if you were a cat, I would keep you hidden from Selina. You're mine little kitten.

Jaybin: Hmmm, but if I was a rock? A stone?

Dick: I would keep you close to my heart. *kisses him on the cheek*

Jaybin: I love you, Dickie.

Dick: I love you too, Jay. My baby brother.

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Dick, looking at Jason's grave, crying: I-I still love you as a stone. I will always keep you close to my heart, Little Wing. *falls to his knees* But I would love to hold you in my arms again...

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Jason: Hey, Dickhead!

Dick: What do you want?

Jason: Thank you for loving me. Even as a stone you held me close to your heart.

Dick: *starts crying* J-Jay...

Jason, hugging him: I love you, big bro.

Dick, holding him tight: I love you too, Little Wing. Even as a s-stone.

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Flash!Wally: *runs and bums into someone* Woah!

Nightwing: Ouch... You okay, Walls?

Flash, having Nightwing's chest right before his eyes: *goes all red* U-Uh... Y-Yeah!

Red Hood, behind him, with a scary voice: His eyes are higher, fucker.

Nightwing: ??

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Dick: *explains the plan* So what do you think, Bruce?

Bruce: *just stares at him*

Dick: Bruce? B?! Hellooo?

Bruce: *suddenly sees Dick as his little boy again and gets emotional* It’s nothing, son. *reaches out and places a hand on the back of Dick’s neck*

Dick: Ooh! You wanted a hug. Get over here, you big softie! *pulls him into a hug*

Bruce, wrapping his cape around him like he’s eight again: My little boy…

Dick:

Dick, burying himself deeper into the embrace: Dad…

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Flower for you! 🌸

Thank youuu 🥰🌸, so pretty. There's one for you 🌹

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Tim, sighing: You know, I was nice to the conspiracy kid at school.

Dick: And?

Tim, smiling: Now he is my cute boyfriend AHIHIHIHAH *JJ laugh*

Damian: ... Call father.

Jason, hiding behind Dick: Fuck Bruce, call the priest!

Tim: I love my Bernard. <3

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Kon: Hey, Bernard! I have a question.

Bernard: What's up?

Kon: You do piercings, right?

Bernard: Yes. ... Wait, you want me to...?

Kon: Absolutely. *takes out a needle made of kryptonium*

Bernard: *makes the sign of the cross before taking a needle* It's going to hurt, you know?

Kon: Pfft, it'll be piece of cake, twink-boy.

*later*

Tim, coming back: Bee, babe, I'm home-

Tim: *hears something and goes check only to see Kon vomiting and Bernard's patting his back* What happened?

Bernard: He wanted a piercing.

Tim, looking at his bestfriend: Did you told him to use kryptonium?

Kon, coughing: I-I think you know...

Tim: You stupid bitch.

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Toxic timbern idea. Where Bernard is in the midst of the Children of Dionysus and his depression, and Tim has grown obsessed with him from the shadows. This is before Bernard had the idea to reach out on his own, so they're not reconnected. Tim finds Bernard on social media, and instead of reaching out himself, begins to grow obsessed. With Bernard's new life, how he moved on from Louis Grieve, etc. So obsessed that he begins to stalk him.

It's gradual, of course. It starts with Tim feeling so guilty that he left Bernard without a word so he doesn't feel confident to reach out. Then, the little check-ins on an old friend become frequent. Become every day. Become every few hours. Become not being satiated by social media anymore, so he turns to real life. This grows into following him as Red Robin during the nights to make sure he's safe. Then it's watching him walk home from University to make sure he's safe. Then it's watching him walk anywhere to make sure he's safe. It's peering into windows to know who he talks to. It's hacking into security and street cameras. It's bugging his room and his house. It's tracking his online behavior and devices, just to 'check in'.

Bernard notices, obviously. He sees the cameras placed discreetly. He notices the sheer lack of crime that he'd run into- somehow- in Gotham. I mean, it's hard to ignore the flash of a camera coming from your window in the pitch dark of night.

But he isn't scared. No, not at all.

Because whoever is doing this is helping him. Is protecting him from anything that might come after him- and is seeing him in ways he's never been before. To Bernard, this is the most utter act of devotion.

He isn't scared. Frankly, he's charmed.

His heart races when he catches a glimpse of a bugged bookshelf or cabinet. He gets butterflies in his stomach when he feels eyes watching him wherever he goes. He can't help but kick his feet when he finds evidence of tampering on his phone, because this stalker isn't as slick as they think.

Then he starts getting photos. Captures of himself left under his doormat, on his pillow, on his window sill. Flowers left on his fire escape and in his kitchen. Things that he'd wanted to buy and even coffee on the counter. And he feels so, so loved.

He begins to dig on his own. He starts to investigate their identity, playing stupid just well enough to sneak glimpses. To see black hair and pale skin, always hidden by a dark hoodie. To see- just once- blue eyes peering back at him in the dead of night, before he never saw them again. And he revels in it all.

He looks back at them. When he finds a gift, he says 'thank you' to the empty room because he knows it's not really empty. He teases with just enough plausible deniability that makes Tim question and grow even more obsessed because 'is he doing it on purpose? Is it just a coincidence?' he has to know.

Tim starts growing more intentional. He starts leaving little notes, little hearts and messages. Then, next time he breaks in to steal another thing of Bernard's, he finds a note for him. He finds Bernard's adorable handwriting with words of love for him to find.

From there, they're completely mutually devoted. Bernard is just as entranced with the figure watching him as the figure is with him. And he devotes himself wholly.

Then we're left with:

Bernard, who is just crazy enough to start referring to his stalker as his boyfriend, starts telling people he's taken.

Tim, who's now scouring every inch of Bernard's life, history, and honestly driving himself insane with jealousy and rage in searching for this 'boyfriend'. Because how dare another man think they have the right to Bernard.

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Oh my, I love this idea! Toxic TimBern and stalker Tim? I'm in 🥰

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Who would become protective of Bernard after Tim introduced him to the family as his boyfriend?

Bruce

Dick

Jason

Damian

Alfred

Eventually all of them bc that's Tim's boyfriend and his cool

Voting ended onApr 30

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Tim: *letting his JJ laugh out because he's sleep-deprived*

Dick:

Damian:

Jason, having flashbacks: What the fuck was that?!

Tim: *looks straight into his eyes and smiles wider than any sane person should*

Damian: I feel uncomfortable. Richard, get me out of here.

Dick: Jason, please put your weapon down-!

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Bernard: Hey, Tim?

Tim: What?

Bernard: *cups his face and kisses him*

*Tim.exe has stopped working*

Bernard: *pulls back with a small smile*

Tim: … Thank you.

Bernard, chuckling: You’re welcome. *kisses him again* See you tomorrow.

Tim: *nods*

Bernard: *walks away*

Tim: AAAAAAAAA HE KISSED MEEEE