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cuuno-moved

sonic the lesbian is a hedgehog

cuuno-moved

wait i fucked it up.

cuuno-moved

guys stop reblogging this.

easyvirgin-deactivated20160413

happy Thursday the 20th

askjennaflorida

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

mx-mythical-deactivated20260319

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

itsquietinsantafe2

TODAY

captain-of-the-historicfuture

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

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THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

wolfram-petanu

happy Thursday the 20th guys

fizzimus

Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Tumblr post with this many notes. See you all in April!

alpa-the-internet-cowboy

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame

seaslug-enjoyer

See y'all in February

psychofuturist

PHŌS REGALIA

parkchanwoohoo

If I am isekai'd into a Soulsborne fantasy universe, I will kill myself so fast it will stun everyone around me. UNBELIEVABLE speed. Most people upon waking up in a fantasy universe would be curious. They would want to take a gander around them. NOT I! I pick up a single item and see a window that says some bulled shit like "Rosary of the Putrescence" I am dropping that shit like a hot coal and sprinting with SHINKANSEN VELOCITY to the nearest cliff. Swan diving off that fucker like that scene from Midsommar but sped up like a tiktok movie summary

parkchanwoohoo

FUCK

ruslanan

both now are travellers :3

also SilkSong map is huge

sepublic

I love you gender-fuckery dreamer who wants to be a part of this profession connected to her fantasy, and has/is set up for an arc about her fiction not quite fitting her reality, but that it still matters and means a lot to her!!!

I love you disillusioned, graying, chronically ill reject of the system who is bitter about the reality but not quite willing to break the dreamer’s heart early and ultimately finds herself inspired for and humoring her exploration for it!!!

I love you literal Blue Blood who has been told about this royal fantasy you struggle to realize isn’t real, who is a dehumanized toy for others and connected to this motif of having your image bastardized and misrepresented by an oppressive system to hurt people!!!

viralcat

mothcrumbs

@pikos-den

bertholt-deactivated20191008

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

catgotchatongue

is that guy dying in the background

lifeonforearth-blog

Have you ever been in public bathroom

hellsitegenetics

String identified: ag t a at t a tat g g t acg a c at

Closest match: Bombus terrestris genome assembly, chromosome: 9 Common name: Buff Tailed Bumblebee

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ampervadasz

thecatalogues

Kitty!... long leg kitty!.. uh, creechur?... OUPPY

silver-tongues-blog

this is really effective use of practical effects to create something uncanny

insomniac-arrest

finding out that almost all other animals don’t have periods like we do and instead simply reabsorb the egg back into their uterine lining to reuse the nutrients is like finding out the rest of the class has been taking WILDLY easier tests than you for the whole semester

like, hey, cat why don’t you have to use your Cat Dollars to invest in tampons? And cat is just like: fuck that noise, my body is OPTIMAL for not being made of inconvenient nonsense, sucks to be you

wack.

insomniac-arrest

humans: hey, bleeding every month is actually really cumbersome and I lose both valuable nutrients AND fluids I need for survival? What the fuck is up?

evolution: yes, alright, but have you considered this about it? *cartoon blow horn noise*

what-even-is-thiss

Human bodies suck for many reasons including but not limited to:

Periods

Bad backs

Permanent breasts that do not leave once baby is weaned

Dangerously large, unprotected, and non retractable male reproductive systems

Huge brain takes up way too much energy gotta eat more sleep less

Baby brain bigger than hips guess birth is life threatening now

Takes like 25 years for big brain to even finish maturing

durzio

•Teeth are critical to living, yet not designed to last more than a few years without constant intervention and upkeep, and don’t grow back if this is not accomplished. Also, losing your teeth means the bones in your ear will shift, and your hearing will worsen.

•Breathing, eating, communication all from the same pathway, major choking hazard. Give me a dolphin style breathing tube.

•Most pleasurable nerve endings on the body locating on the filthiest parts of you, guarenteed spread of bacteria.

•knees and shoulders have almost zero capability to heal correctly, once they break, they’re basically broken forever without massive outside influence.

larariumluparum

truer words

sorcerousorigin

Again, brains don’t stop maturing at 25, that’s just when the study ran out of funding

bigscaryd

Almost all of this is because evolutionary pressure turned us into a giant brain with a larynx and fingers. There’s other stuff (our immune system and ability to heal serious injuries are actually pretty good… Because we’re the final word in k-strategy so rebuilding is easier than building) (our arms in general are pretty impressive but they’re just gantries for the ole fingies)(our vision is pretty good too, but they’re just inputs for Mr Big Stuff that sits behind them) but it’s all in furtherance of brain, larynx, and fingers.

bleeding-w0lf

Now we found my father alive after 6 days of disappearance. He was rescued after being trapped in the place he had gone to.

bleeding-w0lf

When I saw him, I felt broken. I could hardly recognize him. His face was covered in dust, his body full of wounds, and he had lost so much weight.

bleeding-w0lf

Before the war my father was a doctor who dedicated days to treat the poor for free and was once hosted on a news channel. Now he suffers hunger, despair, cancer, and Alzheimer’s. Please, your support for my family helps keep us safe and away from risk.