DethKlok Are All Bicons

Because I said so. I’ll be posting headcanons and stories and such of my favorite fictional metal band falling in love with each other and you! I specifically go crazy over Poly!Klok x Reader 🥴 Currently falling off the face of the earth (I’m fine) All of my work is under ‘Polyklok is real’ FYI, Reblogs > Likes (She/they/it)

[polyklok]

Request rules/Masterlist

Rules

I write headcanons and oneshots, focusing on Dethklok romance. I will write anything regarding,

Dethklok

Inter-Dethklok ships (skwistok, nickles, etc)

Dethklok x Reader

And all versions of polyamory within the group!

I’m ok with Charles, but probably not Magnus or Abigail. Idk, just not a huge fan of them.

I’m going to use mostly gender-neutral language for the reader, although I’ll probably make them AFAB unless asked otherwise just because that’s how I naturally am.

I’m pretty excepting of most scenarios within fluff and angst with a few exceptions;

Major character death

Alpha/Beta/Omega stuff

Cross overs from other fandoms

Unrequited love (in relation to a dethklok character, I mean)

(I can’t think of more right now, but this list might get bigger later)

As for smut;

I will not write anything requested from a minor, and I also strongly ask that minors DNI with my NSFW content

Direct rape is not ok, but I’m willing to write non-con as in a consensual role play scenario (before and aftercare will be included, to show that Y/N consents)

Not writing rape includes not writing anything with blackmail sex, forced kink, or unknowingly drugging Y/N

Y/N must be within the age range of dethklok, which means no younger than 20

No incest or bestiality

 KINKS THAT WILL NOT BE INCLUDED; Feet, water sports, scat, gore/torture, sounding, feeding.

I’m fine with most (note; not all) versions of domination/bdsm

When requesting something, I ask that you be specific and polite.

Masterlist

Important Dethklok videos

Some random Dethklok fluff

How Dethklok Shows their love

Dethklok with a crush

What makes them soft vs What gets them hard

Smut and fluff alphabets

Nathan

Requests filled

Insecure Murderface X Female!Reader

Murderface x Insecure Female!Reader

Murderface ranting on a date

Soft Vs Hard, Charles Offdensen edition

Skwickles headcanons

Aftercare with Nathan Explosion

Dethklok on their wedding day

Murderface x Punk!Reader

Doing Pickles’ Makeup

Murderface with an S/O that says ~random~ things

[mochimellowd]

I was rewatching Army of the Doomstar with a buddy yesterday and we got to the part where Salacia was saying "You're just as mentally inept as they said you were" and Nathan said it just takes him a while to learn stuff, my pal, with a processing disorder said that they in that moment felt so seen. They felt silly about it but I could tell how happy it made them.

Fuck it representation matters. It can make someone feel better about themselves. Fuck yeah. Even if it wasn't what was intended, little things like that have an impact.

[pathopsy]

[burgerlabs]

it'll have to do, it'll have to do- it'll have to doooo!

[nematode7]

Inspired by these posts (and a burning desire to play with them like dolls)

[mapledkanata]

Something something please someone tell this man he's doing a good job and that he is enough 😭

tis a doodle i did a week back .. skwisgaar feeling crushed under the pressure of needing to be the best or else everything he is for naught is something I think about often. there's a lot of depth to him that i adore but thats all i can articulate atm hehe

def my fave dethklok member

[mephist4]

drawing Nathan is more fun than I thought

I plan on drawing another dethklok scene if my motivation takes pity on me

[ewyk]

[cockslappingbassist]

It's always pickles clit this pickles clit that.

What about MY PUSSY huh?

Nobody gives a shit about how I FEEL

[visualecholalia]

dethgirlies !!! (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

close ups (?) (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠✧⁠*⁠。

+references (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)

[funkyjunkyfangz]

the homosexual stuff is amazing

[aotwy24244]

[skwisgaarf]

Can I even call this Skwisgaar anymore ???

[sampersandman]

[MetalInsider] a couple of the times recently Brendon has talked about the themes of Masculinity. I may add on to this as I recall stuff, because there is actually depth to the stupid dick jokes throughout the show and the movie, it’s just happens that he’s explicitly acknowledged that more recently

where he’s basically talking about the scene where Nathan reconciles with the band and apologizes to Abigail, he’s literally reconnecting with them and consummating the relationship. But this theme is present in A LOT of the show, like I can’t stress enough how many times a dick joke doubles as some metaphor for their characterization. For instance, “Black Fire Upon Us” (the episode) has the alternate title “Dethrelease” because it followed Dethrecord, where they’ve finished it and now they’re trying to release the thing, But it’s also called Dethrelease because half of the episode is spent on the band (minus toki) trying to suck their own dicks. They’re interrupted by Toki being hurt and they talk to each other about how they’re not supposed to care about each other, go back to trying to suck themselves off (unsuccessfully) and throwing a release party (celebration of themselves) which gets cut short because mordhaus is attacked by the people who want revenge on Dethklok for how they’ve been hurt by the band’s selfishness. At that point they’re finally forced to be selfless but it’s too little too late and their manager is dead, and they can’t get their release. Going Downklok follows the same logic, with “going down” taking on 3 meanings. That scene in the movie becomes the final answer to it.

idk it’s just sad that there’s like 0 people around who actually want to talk about it because I’m pretty fascinated by the whole thing but I feel weird talking about this lol

especially for how long he’s been addressing it,

October 2009 November 2009

Like he reflected on it in that month’s time and came back with that answer haha, but it stuck. back to another recent interview;

I’ve considered it a lot and I think that with the movie there’s an overarching theme for all the characters where they have to confront their relationship with masculinity and what they consider femininity, in addition to what they literally call “gay” throughout the series (emotional investment and sincerity). In the show, their relationship with women and femininity is represented by their respective mothers. And in the movie, in order to finally mature, they have to embrace their “feminine sides” so to speak. Which is more or less the point of this line:

[catlokis-blog]

happy pickles the pussy day to all who celebrate

[orisquirrelking]

HAPPY TRANSGENDER PICKLES THE DRUMMER TO ALL THOSE WHO CELEBRATE

[philosophical-salad]