Manmade Monstrosity

Once upon a time, you were a PEREGRINE MENDICANT. But that's long since passed, what with all the muckups in this timeline. Now? Now you're a POLYMORPHIC MISSIONARY and life has never been better.  ((Heavily AU PM))

[rlngwralth-blog]

@polymorphicmissionary

For some reason, I had the belief I’d remain unfaced with my alternates, and yet.

[polymorphicmissionary]

Don’t worry, I don’t really count.

[gaylalondes]

a buddy of mine saw pm take her shirt off in the shower and she said pm had an 8 pack. that pm was shredded.

[polymorphicmissionary]

wrigglyglitches:

It is polite to ask, even if you know one’s condition.

I myself have been well enough under the circumstances. I do not believe I have anything new to brag about, however.

Fair enough, fair enough.

If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were settling into a domestic life! You don’t have a single thing you could brag about.

[polymorphicmissionary]

wrigglyglitches:

I trust you have been well?

You don’t know? That’s new.  Yeah, I’ve been okay. Had to skip town, though.

How’re things, sugartentacles? Anything I can do to help you?

[polymorphicmissionary]

Jesus, a girl goes off the grid for a few months and everything goes to shit.

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

wheeeeeeeeeeeee

[polymorphicmissionary]

Hey, sugartentacles, what’re you up to over there?

[polymorphicmissionary]

Well.

I guess I’m back from my haitus until this blows over. For Mortu’s sake.

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

Youuu are quite kinnd, Primrose.

[polymorphicmissionary]

You’re my Patron, and my friend, Mortu.

I’ll do anything within my power to help you at least feel safer.

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

I dddoubt therrre is anythinng that cn mmake me feel safer, but I apppreciate the senntiment nonethelesss.

[polymorphicmissionary]

Mm. Well, if you think of something, let me know.

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

I assure you thhhat I will. In the mmeantime, whille I do nnot feeel safffer, your presennnce does indeed improve mmmy mood.

[polymorphicmissionary]

Aww, Morts! That's so sweet of you to say.

[polymorphicmissionary]

Well.

I guess I’m back from my haitus until this blows over. For Mortu’s sake.

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

Youuu are quite kinnd, Primrose.

[polymorphicmissionary]

You’re my Patron, and my friend, Mortu.

I’ll do anything within my power to help you at least feel safer.

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

I dddoubt therrre is anythinng that cn mmake me feel safer, but I apppreciate the senntiment nonethelesss.

[polymorphicmissionary]

Mm. Well, if you think of something, let me know.

[polymorphicmissionary]

Well.

I guess I’m back from my haitus until this blows over. For Mortu’s sake.

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

Youuu are quite kinnd, Primrose.

[polymorphicmissionary]

You're my Patron, and my friend, Mortu.

I'll do anything within my power to help you at least feel safer.

[polymorphicmissionary]

Well. I guess I'm back from my haitus until this blows over. For Mortu's sake.

[polymorphicmissionary]

wrigglyglitches:

I dddo nnot knnnow whhhat will fix thhhings. I knnnow allmosttt nothinng about this.

What’s going on?

[polymorphicmissionary]

wrigglyglitches:

I nnneed to stttop worrying, I thhhink. That wwwil nnnot fix annything.

Hhhave you kepppt well?

Okay, what will fix things?

And yeah, m’fine. Been taking care of myself, been keeping up our contract. All that good stuff.

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

I nnneed help.

[polymorphicmissionary]

Mortu, babe, talk to me. What do you need.

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

polymorphicmissionary:

Even when they’re poorly animated ink?

What’re… wards for. That came out less warmly than I’d want. Mm. I suppose there are. You have a preferred subject, Sugartentacles?

I haavve beeen obserrrrvinng many… “cartooons” latelly. Persssonallly, I do nnnot undderstannd how any beinnng can unnnderstannd or care forr anythinng in two dimenssions.

[polymorphicmissionary]

Oh, I love cartoons! Their weird physics are very relatable to me. What've you been watching???

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

polymorphicmissionary:

I’m not sure I believe that. I’m pretty replaceable. YOU could probably could make a copy if you wanted. You’ve got my number.

… I guess… I’m just. I’m here if you want to talk, okay?

Replicatinnng organismsss is more difffficult thannn you might think. I wwwould not carrre for it.

Annd thattt is verrry kinnnd of you to sssay. Therrre are mannny thinggs we could taaalk about.

[polymorphicmissionary]

Even when they're poorly animated ink?

What're... wards for. That came out less warmly than I'd want. Mm. I suppose there are. You have a preferred subject, Sugartentacles?

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

polymorphicmissionary:

I got crushed a little. But I’m back in one piece. I’m okay.

How’re you holding up?

I ammm finne. It is mmmore imporrtant that yyyou feel well.

[polymorphicmissionary]

I'm not sure I believe that. I'm pretty replaceable. YOU could probably could make a copy if you wanted. You've got my number.

... I guess... I'm just. I'm here if you want to talk, okay?

[wrigglyglitches-blog]

polymorphicmissionary:

…. Turns out. I’m not dying without serious intervention.

Primrose, arrrre you feeelinng well?

[polymorphicmissionary]

I got crushed a little. But I'm back in one piece. I'm okay.

How're you holding up?