love yourself to death

[HIATUS]im mari i like tokyo ghoul, cute volleyball boys, tiny men with sideburns and fedoras, birds and sometimes i draw not spoiler free but tagged accordingly

[insomniac-arrest]

where’s my ghibli moment?? Not the cute one, I mean the one where a wild girl tries to stab me in the neck and I dramatically mumble from the dirt ‘you’re beautiful’ up at her

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

ppl have been asking for videos of rio so have this delightful video of me blowing on him

[gaysofficial]

YOU FOOL that only makes him stronger

[scromit]

kinda fucked up that i happened to be born in the one fucking era of history since the dawn of mankind that i cant just swing a sword around in the mud for a few years and then die

[kingcroacusivabouttoremake-deac]

calling mario “red luigi” is a power move that could make even god himself fear you

[dimikira]

pinky~!

[zelda]

[toanshirotaka]

:D

:D :D

:D :D :D

:D :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D

:D :D :D :D :D :D

:O :O :O :O :O :o

[thoracs]

my cat when i refill her food bowl: ……..

my cat when i drop a candy wrapper on the floor:

[starstray]

my favourite starter set u3u  might get some prints done for AFA or comic fiesta!!

[sabertoothwalrus]

unmute

[copperbadge]

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

[pomelopasta]

you, a poser: god is dead

me, a necromancer and an oppurtunist: wait, what?

[mechagodzilla]

sorry i missed your call i was dual wielding 

[durbikins]

after eating 37 olives straight out of jar while standing in front of refrigerator at 1:34am

[thisisntmycat]

[relatable-pictures-of-bowser]

[fredersen]

walks into the scandinavian mcdjønalds

orders a hæmbjørger

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i always know when a fic writer has never experienced a hickey

[officiallycostco-deactivated201]

How? It’s not like you’ve experienced one either.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving dark purple spots along the way.”

either they’re tossing away the meaning of “nibbled” for the advancement of smut or they have a solid misunderstanding of hickeys. it takes like four or five straight seconds of hard suction to make a spot “dark purple”.

[minementis]

okay so two options here:

“[Character A] licked and nibbled [Character B]’s collarbone, leaving faint pink spots along the way.”

OR (and this one is better imo)

“[character A] sucked on the skin of [character B]’s collarbone harder than a vacuum on high power, leaving behind appropriately dark purple hickeys”

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

“[Character A] puckered their lips and absolutely Hoover™’d the life out of [Character B]’s entire neck. ‘You DirtDevil™’ [Character B] said with a breathy sigh.”

[setheverman]

Imagine a dog

thank you