lord of the fries

This is what happens, when four clinically insane people run a blog together

[w0wbagger]

can’t wait for moldova to shoot up like a fucking rocket when the audience votes come in

[useless-germanyfacts]

every year

[beautiful-lively]

turns out i watched a completely different eurovision than the juries

[ziirux]

[weepylucifer]

If yall let England win I will never forgive you

[cavsracing]

WE NEED TO BAN JURY VOTES THIS IS A NIGHTMARE

[holdmyhopeinyourhands]

No 12 votes for Norway, Ukraine and Moldova yet? This is illegal shut it down.

[yourekillingpeopletodeath]

What’s happening to the uk? I’ve never seen this happen!

I’m so happy for Sam, he broke the uk curse

[jazbina-deactivated20230701]

Mika owns eurovision see yall next year in his backyard

[onegoodscare]

Someone who doesn’t watch Eurovision explain what’s going on here

[interstitialvacancy]

Space esc host: stare at me soullessly

Me: why tho

Space esc host, suddenly avoiding eye contact: VOTE

[jadewizard158]

And when I thought it couldn’t get worse

[goldenskywalker]

come watch eurovision we got:

space furries with a grandma kink

pussy eating vegans

gay cowboy stripper on a mechanical bull

yoga class

stairs

personal parabolic antennas for great wifi

folklore and rock ‘n roll

magical portals

steampunk circus

hand washing cult

and last but not least, the jury

[velaryons]

europe during the performances:

europe during the voting:

[goldenskywalker]

the inherent european dislike of ballads vs. the gay appreciation of dramatic and aesthetic staging and costumes: fight

[goldenskywalker]

when your project partners suck so you gotta do everything yourself

[goldenskywalker]

all of us taking care of our poor hands after a long night of eurovision live blogging