Since when do you crochet? Have you been holding out on sick homemade scarves made with love and bro-ship? Honestly, I’m hurt.
I dig it! But we gotta find a way for the residents not to spike the cranberry juice… we don’t want another Macaroni Monday…
--Don’t worry about it. I can teach you, now.
Great. Maybe we should find a ... bodyguard? Or someone to intently watch over the cranberry juice? I would volunteer, but the guys on the third floor...









