Pony Poison

I got the Tamers12345 MLP mind virus, this is how I'm letting it out. They/Them 18+ Only! I'll post mostly horses, for now, though we'll see if I branch out. #2 Apple Split Fan and #1 trans Care Package truther

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Finally watching the latter seasons of actual MLP, Starlight is actually as gay as people claim. I already want more of her.

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I really like tamers' penchant for unpaid product placement. It's genuinely pretty neat to get a snack for the movie and then find out that it's in the movie. There aren't any little caesars around here though so I can't use it anymore sadly

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No character has been as badly fractured by Tamers as Derpy has. She's remarkably inconsistent, even if you account for the yaoi and yuri versions of her. She's been straight, gay, an ally, homophobic, neurotypical, several different versions of not neurotypical in various levels of offensiveness, she's sweet and helpful, she's cruel and self-serving. It would be nice to get an episode about her that tries to synthesize the contradictions into a character that actually makes sense. I think derpy would make a fun point of view character for yuri tamers, at least, and we could get some use out of all of the loose plot threads currently dangling on that side of the story and see how she interacts with them.

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Me whenever a pinkiedash episode comes out honestly but especially the ending of ski trip

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Liking a character that 90% of people don't give a shit about is the purest thing you can do

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I got recommended this video on youtube from an arbitrary background pony's strongest soldier, and honestly I'll drink to that, go watch a video of this person's one line blorbo.

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Four weeks between ponies is so brutal, I like dandy but horses are what truly fuel me 🥺

And if it's a non-yaoi episode there's only like a 1/3 chance of it actually being good these days

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I watched Quarantine again yesterday and I can't believe it took me this long to realize that the reason Professor Kirin is so fixated on Clean Sweep is because he's literally a dead body.

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Alright, here's my dumbest headcanon:

I like to believe that this guy in the back of the bus is actually Dr. Hooves, and the reason he's using the same TTS as Sombra is because Sombra is following through on the threat that he made in Alicorn of Death to body swap with him and jump him off a cliff, which is why he took a bus to the top of a mountain directly next to a large cliff. I guess he chickened out though, since that's the bus back to Ponyville.

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I completely forgot that I made this

It's literally the same picture

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Drew these goobers a while back, I love how this one in particular turned out

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the best part of using secret pronouns for a character is when other people go what the hell sure and start using them too

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It's good to share unfinished and rough art, actually, because seeing posts like that makes art way less intimidating for people like me who think they can't draw for shit. Six months ago I had zero confidence in it, but I really enjoy being able to put lines to paper now. If you've spent over a decade thinking that drawing would be forever outside your skill set like me, you're dead wrong. You can do it.

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A while back I was working on a set of drawings with each one being based on a line from Set It Off's album "Cinematics". I've kinda shelved it temporarily because I wanted to be a little better at drawing and I want to draw other things in between but I really liked some of them so you get to see them early.

Starlight and Marionette, with a quote from "Swan Song"

Arinos, with a quote from "I'll Sleep When I'm Dead" (this one is pretty interesting re: Quarantine)

Apple Split, with a quote from "Freak Show"

Flawless, with a quote from "No Control"

They're rough and unfinished but I'm still proud of them. Enjoy! Here's the album if you want to listen to it, it's really cringy but I love it a lot.

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I love drawing things based on song lyrics I love being cringe

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One of the lesser known members of the apple family

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I was able to preserve that ghost of a smile, just a bit. I'm proud of that. I honestly kinda hope that Last Laugh doesn't turn out to be Care's Dad's ex just like, straight up. I would accept it if he was the guy's son or something but I don't know how I would feel if he ended up being some kind of 70 year old with a huge amount of backstory