Pop Culture Hell

Because Everything is Awful

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In which we ponder the important intellectual commentary in social media discourse.

Today: Katy Perry's Dark Horse.

1. Macklemorgan Freeman and Alexa R. discuss the historicity of Aphrodite

2. syupoi asfopa offers some heartfelt advice to Amy Nguyen. Leave Amy Nguyen alone you dick, she's just trying to give away free iTunes vouchers.

3. Daniel M falls for the lies. We all know the real answer is Because Illuminati.

4. But Errin knows what's up because she's got a dope anon mask.

5. It should be noted the music video also contains a sacrificial offering of cheetos, so I'm pretty sure the Isis/Bast incongruity isn't the biggest historical inaccuracy.

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Conspiracy Theories

The internet is a breeding ground for conspiracy nuts. But over the last 5 years or so, I note that the nature of online conspiracy theories seem to have changed from run-of-the-mill The CIA Did It! type propositions, to The Masons Are Controlling Lady Gaga and Rihanna. Luckily for us, the Masons are pretty damn stupid, and keep leaving clues in the music videos of Gaga/Rihanna/Jay-Z for us all to follow, like Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang. So really, when the conspiracy you're dealing with is being run by people who get their inspiration from a school janitor/museum curator/land-owner who likes to dress up as a swamp-monster/alien/banshee, then we're all probably going to be fine.

Occult Messages in Rihanna's Umbrella

Kardashian Khristmas Kard Konspiracy

Important Question: Are Muse anti-Illuminati?