[thehappysmiler]

not to be dramatic but elliott smith is my best friend

[pangur-and-grim]

kneading with all four paws

[pangur-and-grim]

sorry, had to capture the way he’s sitting on me. what’s going on here

[pangur-and-grim]

THIS ISN’T ABOUT ME

[pangur-and-grim]

okay this is how I was sitting

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[kushblazer666]

[luckyladylily]

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

[cheddar-baby]

Peeing

[cryptotheism]

Again with this

[cheddar-baby]

are you mad at me?

[cryptotheism]

Knock it off

[cheddar-baby]

[cryptotheism]

Huh, must've been the wind.

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[destructionfanq]

we all know that beinq introduced as "???" with a black silhouette as sprite feels qood as fuck BUT. you must imaqine beinq introduced as "!?"

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[sheprd]

in the interest of causing as much confusion as humanly possible

[taxidermycatgirl]

you’re just jealous my blood is all over the floor and yours is stuck inside your body

[poppy-ghost]

got ring sized yesterday 😊 which could mean nothing

[poppy-ghost]

also totally like me to have a size in between and also like almost at the limit. Big ass hands

[wholesome-animal-images]

[yellow-cat]

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

If tumblr goes down Just close your eyes and find me

[most-likely-human-indeed]

Fuck I have tomorrow tomorrow