best damn avocados

Serina. 32. NYC. I had a fat beagle named Tuco (RIP my baby Tucky). I now have a fat tuxedo cat named Zatanna (a.k.a Zee). Reading is my favorite hobby. I love cinematic adventures. Captain America/Steve Rogers is my baby. I used to have a longer bio with TV shows I watched, now it's pretty limited to Doctor Who and some Netflix.

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

How into mainstream media are you?

count how many of these franchise movies you’ve seen and reblog with the number you’ve seen in the tags! there’s a total of 112 movies listed

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Iron Man (2008)

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Thor (2011)

Captain America: The First Avenger (2011)

The Avengers (2012)

Iron Man 3 (2013)

Thor: The Dark World (2013)

Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015)

Ant-Man (2015)

Harry Potter

Philosopher’s Stone (2001)

Chamber of Secrets (2002)

Prisoner of Azkaban (2004)

Goblet of Fire (2005)

Order of the Phoenix (2007)

Half-Blood Prince (2009)

Deathly Hallows – Part 1 (2010)

Deathly Hallows – Part 2 (2011)

James Bond

Casino Royale (2006)

Quantum of Solace (2008)

Skyfall (2012)

Spectre (2015)

The Lord of the Rings

The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

The Two Towers (2002)

The Return of the King (2003)

The Hobbit

An Unexpected Journey (2012)

The Desolation of Smaug (2013)

The Battle of the Five Armies (2014)

Star Wars

The Phantom Menace (1999)

Attack of the Clones (2002)

Revenge of the Sith (2005)

A New Hope (1977)

The Empire Strikes Back (1980)

Return of the Jedi (1983)

The Force Awakens (2015)

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (2002)

Spider-Man 2 (2004)

Spider-Man 3 (2007)

The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

The Fast and the Furious

The Fast and the Furious (2001)

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

Fast & Furious (2009)

Fast Five (2011)

Fast & Furious 6 (2013)

Furious 7 (2015)

DC

Batman Begins (2005)

The Dark Knight (2008)

The Dark Knight Rises (2012)

Man of Steel (2013)

Transformers

Transformers (2007)

Revenge of the Fallen (2009)

Dark of the Moon (2011)

Age of Extinction (2014)

Pirates of the Caribbean

The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)

Dead Man’s Chest (2006)

At World’s End (2007)

On Stranger Tides (2011)

Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park (1993)

The Lost World (1997)

Jurassic Part III (2001)

Jurassic World (2015)

The Twilight Saga

Twilight (2008)

New Moon (2009)

Eclipse (2010)

Breaking Dawn – Part 1 (2011)

Breaking Dawn – Part 2 (2012)

X-Men

X-Men (2002)

X2 (2003)

The Last Stand (2006)

Origins: Wolverine (2009)

First Class (2011)

The Wolverine (2013)

Days of Future Past (2014)

Mission: Impossible

Mission: Impossible (1996)

Mission: Impossible II (2000)

Mission: Impossible III (2006)

Ghost Protocol (2011)

Rogue Nation (2015)

The Hunger Games

The Hunger Games (2012)

Catching Fire (2013)

Mockingjay Part 1 (2014)

Mockingjay Part 2 (2015)

Indiana Jones

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981)

Temple of Doom (1984)

Last Crusade (1989)

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)

Star Trek

Star Trek (2009)

Into Darkness (2013)

Terminator

The Terminator (1984)

Judgment Day (1991)

Rise of the Machines (2003)

Judgement Day (2009)

Genisys (2015)

The Divergent Series

Divergent (2013)

Insurgent (2014)

The Maze Runner

The Maze Runner (2014)

The Scorch Trials (2015)

Mad Max

Mad Max (1979)

Mad Max 2 (1981)

Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

Fury Road (2015)

Planet of the Apes

Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2012)

Dawn of the Planet of the Apes (2014)

Alien

Alien (1979)

Aliens (1986)

Alien 3 (1992)

Resurrection (1997)

Prometheus (2012)

[redcorals]

I’ve only seen like 17 lol

[sothatgrass]

47…..

[marimo-stuff]

93 But dude, I love movies….heheh

[cherazor]

35. *coughs* And that was actually more than I expected it to be. XD

[saunteringvaguelydownwards]

Several franchises have expanded since this post, so go ahead and add

Captain America: Civil War (2016)

Doctor Strange (2016)

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 (2017)

Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

Thor: Ragnarok (2017)

Black Panther (2018)

Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

Ant-Man and the Wasp (2018)

Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse (2019)

Captain Marvel (2019)

Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)

Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find Them (2016)

Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald (2018)

Rogue One (2016)

The Last Jedi (2017)

Solo (2018)

F8 of the Furious (2017)

Batman vs Superman (2016)

Suicide Squad (2016)

Wonder Woman (2017)

Justice League (2017)

Aquaman (2018)

Shazam (2019)

Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)

Bumblebee (2018)

PotC: Dead Men Tell No Tales (2017)

Deadpool (2016)

X-Men: Apocalypse (2016)

Dark Phoenix (2019)

Star Trek: Beyond (2016)

Allegiant (2016)

Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2017)

War for the Planet of the Apes (2017)

Alien: Covenant (2017)

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Bringing the total number of movies listed to 147.

[melonmemes]

[okayysophia]

Hell nah😂😂😂

[tarynel]

I was about to sat call CPS lmao

[bigejh]

Nooooooo evil ass bird

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

I love nico 😭

[logangarfield]

Tom Holland doing the Peter Parker/Ned Leeds handshake with a fan at Conque

[valtsv]

cat: *doesn’t snatch her soft warm little paw from my grasp when i try to hold hands*

me:

[valtsv]

cat: *voluntarily places her paw in my hand*

me:

[thunderheadfred]

my cat is incredibly sweet and wants nothing more than to be within a 5 ft radius of a person at all times, gently chilling in your orbit. he is also VERY, VERY DUMB 

it’s a slow morning so husband and I are reading, not making much noise. meanwhile, Barold goes downstairs to use his box and when he comes out, he starts yowling like his lil heart done broke. husband goes to to the top of the stairs all worried like, “Barold, what’s wrong?”

kitty zips back up the stairs and just oozes onto husband’s feet, purring high-powered lawnmower style. the realization hit us both at the same time…

this. boy. this itty bitty kitty boy. 

he couldn’t see or hear us for ten continuous seconds, forgot. we. were. home. and immediately burst into tears !!!!

[my-i-dont-even-know-mess]

I was just focusing on the fact that you named your cat Barold for the entirety of that post

[pussyong-deactivated20200810]

i don’t know how to tell you that being made fun of on the internet is not the same as oppression

[bitchykhaleesi]

That’s not up to you to decide

[pussyong-deactivated20200810]

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

so many gifs of ostriches doing their mating dance for humans but did u know

they actually did a study on this

and ostriches repeatedly found humans more attractive than other ostriches

yes

ostrich farmers have trouble setting up their ostriches with each other because they’re just not interested, they want their farmers instead

it’s incredible

[ipecacandcivetoil-deactivated20]

also, ostriches show notable sexual preference

some male ostriches will only display for male humans, some will display for anybody, some will display for female humans only

[nekosaws]

I can’t believe ostriches are reverse furries

[sunlian-deactivated20180906]

great we gotta kinkshame the fuckin birds now

[fuck-kirk]

So I have my dog trained to sit when she wants pet (she used to be very wild and jumpy when we first got her, it’s been a long road) so now when she wants attention she just sits very still and stares VERY intently at you (she’s extremely non verbal and hardly makes sound in general)

So, today I let her out and didn’t realize the fence gate was wide open, and she just shoots right out at this older man and a small girl (bc she just LOVES PEOPLE. A lot) The girl kinda shrieks and the man pulls her behind him (which I get it, my dogs small but she’s still part Pitt, and she was running full throttle at them) and all of a sudden my dog just pulls up completely, full stop, and plants her ass on the ground in front of them, staring and wagging her tail.

And they just stand there, staring at each other. She’s like, vibrating with energy, waiting for pets, and these people are like “wtf” so I run up and explain and the old guy was just so thrilled honestly. The little girl starts petting her and the old dude was gushing about how trained and well behaved she is (I mean, ignoring the fact that she shot out of the gate LMAO) but like, that just made me so happy. I’ve put so much time and effort into training her and making her feel safe and comfortable after he (horrifying) past and I’m just so so proud of her.

TLDR; my dog is a good gorl and I luv her

[fuck-kirk]

This is the good girl in question

[prideprejudce]

i honestly have no idea why anyone would ever want to be a famous celebrity or an “““influencer””” for a career in today's world because i, speaking as the dumbest person i know, would not be able to handle seeing all my half-brained decisions put out on display to the entire world. like i would not be able to read a tmz article about me being in the grocery store for three hours and leaving with nothing but cranberry juice and paper towels. or the time i ran straight through a roundabout because i thought it was a speed bump….and stan people on twitter would be dissecting my every move like “this must be an outward manifestation of inner turmoil from a complex mind” like no!!! i’m dumb!!! none of this goes any deeper than me just being my normal dumb self!! anyway what a nightmare 

[prideprejudce]

[kazoo-goddess]

Visit Original Link

sometimes I feel I’ve got to

DUN DUN

run away I’ve got to

DUN DUN

get away f

[lubricates]

what is this

[stardustparker]

“it’s okay to disagree” is for things like “i like chocolate and you like vanilla” not for whether or not people deserve fundamental human rights, what the fuck

[tatsandpussycats]

so I have accidentally conditioned my cat to be cuddly when im using the restroom. (when he was a kitten we kept him in the bathroom to adjust to our place and I’d go visit him and bond with him by holding him on my lap while sitting on the toilet. I was clothed then but now he doesn’t care.)

so now, when other family or friends come over he bolts into the bathroom with them and then when they come out they tell me how lucifur happily hopped up into their laps as soon as they sat down to relieve themself and how he started purring up a storm and curling up into a little ball

[stability]

Please take this seriously, Frank. Interventions aren’t a fucking joke.

[thotimusprime]

…i thought you was sleep LMAOOOOO

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God