Asking my friend who has never heard of poptropica to describe the characters
aka this was such a bad idea i am regret
"Hanna without the second H"
"she's a politician and eveyone hates her but they don't want to get rid of her because she's filthy rich and gives them money to let them know how rich she is"
her husband is secretly gay
she doesn't know her husband is secretly gay (that's why it's a secret)
she's a burn victim (??? where does this come from)
thinks she's funny but she's not
"is she one of those women from the 1980's?" (I know what she meant but hjsjrndhxn)
Has clinical depression "but in like a squidward way"
"He looks like he could be in Jurassic Park"
"wait not Jurassic Park i mean the one with zombies"
"the one with Jeff Goldblum, he looks like that guy" (he ABSOLUTELY does not look like Ian Malcolm i will not have this slanter)
"he looks like he went to go get milk one day and never came back"
really into musical theatre
"is he the mask guy?" "who?" "the mask guy."
wears his costume 24/7 because "he put it on one day and it got stuck and he was too embarrassed to take it off"
"you know the guy with the mask" "EVERYONE wears a mask these days" "NOT THAT KIND OF MASK"
he eats birdseed to get into character
"...HE'S THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA"
Bradley (but goes by brad)
he's a jester for the king
"the king punched him the face and now he has a robot eye" "why did the king do that" "idk i guess he just sucked"
he's divorced and has no custody of his kids
"he's the type to kill his pets" (???)
"actually nevermind i think he's an actor on like some kid show about accepting differences"
"he looks like the yo gabba gabba guy you told me you had a crush on when you were 5" "omg not plex"
(i cannot make this next part up im)
"what do you call those forest explorers"
he's a scientist for animals ("like an animal scientist?" "no a scientist FOR animals")
probably doesn't shut up about how great it is living in the forest and how everyone should go vegan and that it will change their life
"he loves animals in like a weird way but not in a furry way"
"no seriously there's a word for forest explorers"
has major hippie vibes and probably smokes pot
is the other guy's older brother (wow how creative with the names)
he tries to kill all the animals the forest while his "brother" is a good guy who uses science to save them (AAAAAAAA)
"because he looks rich and rich people always have like tiger rugs so he hunts for exotic fur and stuff for his mansion in his brother's forest"
"omg he's the rich woman's ex husband but he doesn't look gay so maybe he pretends to be gay as well"
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