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@popularskeleton95
HURT & COMFORT SENTENCE STARTERS
— requested by anonymous
HURT
i don’t need your help.
leave me alone.
i don’t care what you say!
i’ve had enough of you.
i can do this on my own, just as i always have.
leave, it’s what you always do.
it’s not like anyone ever stays.
all you’ve ever done is prove to me that you don’t care.
just when i thought we were getting better, you showed me the truth.
once again, your true colors come to light.
just let me go!
COMFORT
i hope you find peace someday.
i’m sorry, i really am.
i care about you, whether you think so or not.
believe me, i understand what you’re going through.
please, let me help you.
don’t move, you’re going to hurt yourself more.
let me try and heal your pain.
i’’ll listen, if you let me.
do you need anything?
if there’s anything i can do, let me know.
just know that i’ll always be here for you.
i’m ready to talk when you are.
i wish i could take your pain away.
*not sure what ya mean *i'm like that guy print on the coin *in-a-cent
“SANS ARE YOU TROLLING ME ON THE UNDERNET AGAIN INSTEAD OF WORKING?”
remeber milk is good for your bones! *pours a gallon of milk on you*
“OH MY GOD IS THAT HOW MILK WORKS? I AM SUPPOSED TO BATHE IN IT? I KNEW FRISK WAS TRYING TO TROLL ME WITH TELLING ME TO DRINK IT!”
“I AM BACK! I KNOW YOU ALL MISSED ME TERRIBLY. AFTER ALL I AM QUITE POPULAR ON HERE!”
[🎁- A gift is left for Papyrus this Gyftmas day. Inside is another robot action figure for his collect and a pirate hat with crossbones stitched into it]
“OH MY GOD, THANK YOU SANTA!”
Papyrus still didn’t know when Santa managed to sneak those presents past him - maybe when he was sleeping? but then again, he rarely ever slept. That Santa guy must have been nothing but a genius.
👑 Promo???
Well the blog isn’t 100% done but it’s good enough for now soooo. Please give this a like and/or a reblog if you’re interested in interacting with a heavily headcanoned Asgore Dreemurr from Undertale?
hey hey hey.
ever wanted to interact with the punny skeleton himself, sans? well i’d say today is your lucky day to be alive because i’ve come to offer the presence of puns in this trying time so if you’d be interested in interacting with a POST-TRUE PACIFIST ROUTE sans, would you be able to LIKE and / or REBLOG this post? PERSONALS do not INTERACT !! this blog is also CROSSOVER / OC friendly, so don’t be afraid to interact even if we are not from the same verse !!
( @some-lame-artist )
“YOU HAVE A THOUGHTFUL LOOK ABOUT YOU, IS SOMETHING UP?”
🕈︎☟︎✌︎❄︎ ✋︎💧︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎☼︎ ⚐︎🏱︎✋︎☠︎✋︎⚐︎☠︎ ⚐︎☠︎📬︎📬︎📬︎ 💧︎🏱︎✌︎☝︎☟︎☜︎❄︎❄︎✋︎☞︎✋︎👍︎✌︎❄︎✋︎⚐︎☠︎✍︎
“I HAD TO LOOK UP WHAT SPAGHETTIFICATION ACTUALLY MEANS. APPARENTLY IT DOESN’T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH COOKING!”
The question made him more uneasy than it probably should. He didn’t completely understand why, but seeing the unusual letters - that he could read just fine for some reason - and what exactly the topic was about made him feel stangely anxious. Maybe this was just one of Sans’s pranks? He almost hoped so. “MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK SANS OR ALPHYS INSTEAD. I DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ASTROPHYSICS, SORRY!”
*roses are red *violets are blue *you're the most popular on the undernet so here's a joke for you *did ya hear the one about the car driving on ice? i guess it didn't take off as quick
OH MY GOD SANS I KNOW IT IS YOU!
*hey bro thanks for the follow *keep a socket out for internet trolls though *they might invade your asks if you're not careful ((sansthecomedian))
INTERNET TROLLS? I’M PRETTY SURE YOU’RE THE ONE ALWAYS SENDING ME THESE WEIRD ASKS.
"LET'S JUST SAY... A TINY FLOWER HELPED ME."
[Private & semi-selective Papyrus | Mun + Muse 18 + | Just Ask!]
(A whole lot of) Undertale Starters
Disclaimer: These belong to the game Undertale! Please buy it & play it (It’s ten dollars, a nice deal for such an amazing game!) If Toby wants me to take this down that can & will be done! Also a side note I know this has been done but I wanted to compile a huge list of my favorite quotes for starters! As well as that, feel free to change pronouns to fit genders/how many people there are/etc!
“You won’t hurt anyone else.”
“Don’t you have anything better to do?”
“My compassion had disappeared! And believe me, it’s not like I wasn’t trying.”
“You. You are wracked with a perverted sentimentality.”
“Don’t kill, and don’t be killed, alright?”
“Sorry, I do not have much to say”
“How adorable… I could pinch your cheek!”
“Say what you want about him.”
“I think purple is a better look on you!”
“Just like that, I… I’ve failed you.”
“They thought that he had killed the child.”
“But now… with YOUR help… he’s DEAD.”
“If you hoped with all your heart, your wish would come true.”
“You finally made it home. Remember when we used to play here?”
“I’ve done everything this world has to offer.”
“What did you do to him?”
“I… I’ve changed my mind about all this. This isn’t a good idea anymore.”
“Y… you… really hate me that much?”
“So you finally made it.”
“You’re gonna have to try a little harder than that.”
“Now. You will be judged. You will be judged for your every action.”
“So? Don’t you have any wishes to make?”
“We’ll be together forever, won’t we?”
“Awww, you’re feeling left out, aren’t you?”
“It’s all your fault. It’s all because you MADE THEM love you.”
“No matter the struggles or hardships you faced… you strived to do the right thing.”
“What can i say that will change the mind of a being like you…?”
“Do you think even the worst person can change…? that everyone can be a good person, if they just try?”
“Hey… [Name]… No hard feelings about back then, right?”
“This is why i never make promises.”
“You still have something I want. Give it to me.”
“I’ll take care of this! Get out of here!”
“If we’re really friends, you won’t come back”
“I’m so tired of this, [Name]. I’m tired of all these people. I’m tired of all these places.”
“Someday… you just gotta learn when to QUIT.”
“I owe you HUGE thanks!”
“Take care of yourself, kid. ‘cause someone really cares about you.”
“Perhaps. We can reach a compromise.”
“You’re the only one who’s any fun to play with anymore”
“No… That’s not JUST it. I… I… I’m doing this because I care about you, [Name]!”
“I’m not ready to say goodbye to someone like you again…”
“[Name], please leave me alone. I can’t come back. I just can’t, OK?”
“But, you and I are not the same, are we?”
“ …Well, I needn’t gossip. After all, it’s rude to talk about someone who’s listening.“
“How tense… Just think of it like… A visit to the dentist.”
“It was nice to meet you. Goodbye.”
“I’ll give you a C+. You can do better, right?”
“Lucky for you, I’ve been aching to show this off for a long time.”
“He was so… Emotional. But… For some reason… I didn’t feel anything at all.”
“Where am I…? It’s so cold here… And so dark… Someone help me… Anyone… please… Help me…”
“Oh. My god. I didn’t expect you to show up so soon! I haven’t showered, I’m barely dressed, it’s all messy, and…”
“I knew you had it in you!”
“You, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh?”
“Hmm… This feeling you have. This is what I spoke of.”
“Please don’t kill me…”
“I am only protecting you, do you understand?”
“Where are the knives”
“On days like these, kids like you… Should be burning in Hell.”
“You think you are above consequences.”
“Who needs arms with legs like these?”
“Go ahead. Prepare however you want.”
“This isn’t funny! You’ve got a SICK sense of humor!”
“Ah, the cactus. Truly the most tsundere of all plants.”
“OH…NO… YOU’RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!”
“But nobody came.”
“You seem well rested, which is incredible since you were only up there for about two minutes.”
“No…? Hm… How curious. You must have misunderstood.”
“We’ve grown so far apart, darling…how about another heart to heart?”
“After a great meal i like to like on the ground and feel like garbage…”
“STOP PLAGUING MY LIFE WITH INCIDENTAL MUSIC!”
“Are you braindead? RUN. INTO. THE. BULLETS!!!”
“I’m helpful, I can be useful to you I promise I won’t get in your way I can help… I can… I can…”
“Look inside yourself. Have you really done the right thing?”
“Despite everything, it’s still you.”
“What? You haven’t beaten this guy yet?”
"In this world, it’s kill or be killed”
“The Internet! I’m quiet popular there. I’m just a dozen away… from a double digit follower count!”
“Aren’t you excited? Aren’t you happy?”
“I’m 19 years old and I’ve already wasted my entire life.”
“Welcome to my special Hell.”
“Since when were YOU the one in CONTROL?”
“You’re the type of person who won’t EVER be happy.”
“You really ARE an idiot…”
“Next time, listen when I tell you to leave, okay?”
“So please… STOP doing this… AND JUST LET ME WIN!”
“I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.”
“Is this a joke? Are you having a chuckle? Haha. Very funny. I’m the one with the degree.”
"Really not feeling up to it right now. Sorry.”
“I just wasn’t ready for the responsibility.“
“Unfortunately, regarding this… you made your choice LONG AGO.”
“I can’t afford not to care anymore.”
“I thought of all people, SHE could make me feel whole again. … She failed.”
“Hey! Quit moving while I’m talking to you!”
“It feels… like your life is going down a dangerous path.”
“I just wanted everyone to have hope…”
“See? I never betrayed you! It was all a trick, see?”
“Do not try to stop me.”
“Do you really think I’ve learned anything from this? No.”
“I heard… that they’re awfully stingy with their money.”
Starter call! Like for a starter.