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"I was..told to set up this blog..? Well, I'm Porchetta! nice to meet ya:" { Muse is 16! No 18+ please!. Mun is a minor too! Porchetta is Non-binary and use they them pronouns, }

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Reblog if you are a JJBA OC Blog

You will be added to the directory.

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Send  ⁉️  for my muse to find yours lying on the street, bleeding

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zipperzzz

reblog if you want zipper mom or any of the bucci gang to send you an ask

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Sir please don’t murder me

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Have you heard of the gang named Passione?

““Yeah, they’re pretty famous round here. It’s honestly a little scary knowing you live in an area crawling with hardened members.”

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Any progress on the whole "joining the mafia" thing?

“none. Who the fuck do I even talk to?”

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"You're old enough to make your own choices but, I don't think joining the mafia is a good idea...." (ask-cherie-rose)

““Okay I get that but like. At least i’ll have my own money. Sure I could get a job but I don’t think 7 euros per hour is gonna get me out of this house.”

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So you're willing to use your stand for the mafia but not for anything else? Your morals lie in a weird place my friend

““I don’t think the police force is gonna let me blow up people for interrogations. It’s no use trying to pry info out of someone if they’re dead. Plus, no one will believe me Anyways. I’m too young to do anything with my stupid ghost so far.”

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Y'know, like the mafia.

““Oh. Yeah that ain’t a bad idea. But the fact I would have to go to school still would make it a bother. So if the mafia needs a lie detector I’m here, but I don’t expect it anytime soon.”

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Have you thought about joining a Familgia? Or at the very least, a group of people similar to you?

““A Familgia? What the hell is that..?”

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“Boo.” (vampire-king-dio)

““Hi? What do you want, incredibly tall guy?” 

@vampire-king-dio

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How do you handle negative emotions like anger or sadness?

““They go in the jar. In emotional jar.”

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Do you have any friends though?

“who needs friends when”

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You're.......a cutie.......😳

“😳”

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Yikes, with a home life like that I can see why you're so anxious

““Thanks bud. I can see that.”

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What's your family life like?

““Ugh. Where do I even begin? It’s nice and all but they constantly argue. My mom usually gambles and lies, my dad is better but he smokes a lot. I guess I picked up that habit from him. And I’m honestly sick of them arguing over money.”

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Why do you seem so nervous all the time?

““I am a entering senior who barely survived exams I am so worried about everything now”

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It means you're baby!

“H”