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Your name is DIRK STRIDER although everyone usually just calls you BRO. You're 33 and live in HOUSTON, TEXAS in a high rise apartment with your little brother, DAVE. ≪M!A Status: None≫ ≪Pesterchum Handle: pornographicPuppetmaster≫ ((No art on this blog unless otherwise stated belongs to the mun. Also NSFW almost always. This is Bro, after all.))

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hhh hh h it is not

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It definitely is too.

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i think you go out of your way to make sure you make me blush at least once every time we talk.

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'At least' being the key term.

Your blush is god damn adorable.

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o h

i see

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To list all the things I love about you would break Tumblr. You should feel honored. 

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is that the only perk?

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I'm pretty sure I'd hit the character limit of a Tumblr text post if I listed all the perks.

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Pretty sure the place said ‘No Returns and No Refunds.’ Looks like I’m stuck with you. All mine forever.

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oh damn well unlucky for you then

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Oh, I don't know. It's got some perks. The witty banter simply can't be beat.

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throw me out and get a refund

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Pretty sure the place said 'No Returns and No Refunds.' Looks like I'm stuck with you. All mine forever.

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yep i know i am B)

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You are.

Perfectly adorable.

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yeah just a bit

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Can't handle the yeehaw. What am I going to do with you, Dave?

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i can do that

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Perfect.

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yes thats obviously what were doing

obviously

….im done omg

take me out of the toaster before i get burnt

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...What? Was the yeehaw a little too much for you?

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ok ill just sprawl out over the top of you without clothes on and never move ever again

ok a y if that helps you sleep at night B;)

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A little moving is alright but you have to maintain contact with my body and stay naked.

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rubs my cheek against yours

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Wow and suddenly I feel like I'm 13 again. Can't be there so lets just type this shit out and roleplay it. I'll be the sexy shirtless cowboy and you can be his naked catboy lover. Is this what we're doing?

...Not that I ever actually.

Roleplayed. Or anything like that.

Ever.

I'm obviously too cool for that gig and always have been.

Okay just. Pets affectionately or something. Yeehaws loudly.

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goes into your arms

purrs and stuff

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Good little pussy.

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glad you think so

i just really do not see the point of clothes unless i have places to be i literally dont theyre uncomfy and id much rather just lay around naked forever

oh alright if you say so

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I would definitely not argue against you laying around naked forever. Preferably on me though.

And I do say so. It's the truth. 

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I'm hungry and there is left over Chinese in the fridge but it's too cold to go to the fridge and get it.

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thats what i do best B)

and i usually am missing all articles of clothing so hah

shh no youre mistaken

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Can't deny, you're damn good at what you do.

I'm really not going to argue against that.

I'm never mistaken, love. I'm always right.175% of the time.

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comes back only because i love you too

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Pets you. 

Yes, good. Come into my arms, babe.