Isabeau

She/her Hate the flyers ❤️ Porter Martone I come here to yap

[portering-my-martone94]

Did they like take Ben Kindel off hormone blockers because why does he suddenly look more masculine

[portering-my-martone94]

New Sidney Crosby ccm teaser made me cream my pants

[portering-my-martone94]

Started missing my old user ended up changing my whole account back to its old set up

[hockey-baybeeee]

I’m just waiting for all pro athletes to move their social media accounts to private at this point lol.

As always, FDT and his administration! But, some of you people take the whole thing wayyyyy to far.

Like as if Macklin gives a single fuck about politics in the U.S. HE IS CANADIAN.

And also, please realize that 99.99999% of these Millionaire athletes do not give a fuck about politics because unfortunately, they don’t have to worry about political issues being in the top 10%.

PLEASE stop with the crazy ideations that these men love you or stand for the same things you do.

Once again, fuck the government, but also, pleaseeeee realize the stripper doesn’t love you.

[grafcelebrini]

hes grown, he knows what the hell he liked and what it means. why are we surprised? he’s a rich cis white man. hold him accountable, don’t defend him.

[portering-my-martone94]

Blacked out while making a playlist reminiscing about the 2020 pandemic era of music came to and it was 17 hours long (still unfinished)

[portering-my-martone94]

I want to be in the omegaverse so bad. Please lord let me be an omega with a rich strong alpha as my mate in my next life. I want to be able to recognize people by scents. I want to be scented.

[portering-my-martone94]

Feeling like that one audio on tiktok that goes “I am a proud ignorant woman and no one is going to change that” because I’m starting to like a player again even though I have a small feeling that he doesn’t really act the way people think he does.

[etheltempest]

the nhl does not need to expand, as a matter of fact, it needs to shrink!!! may i recommend getting rid of the following teams:

-st louis blues

-minnesota wild

-detroit red wings

-vegas golden knights

-florida panthers

[portering-my-martone94]

Remembering I have paint and can customize random objects in my room is such an amazing feeling

[portering-my-martone94]

Missing when Quinn Hughes wasn’t an out loud republican and actually took showers

[teratophiliologist]

WICKER PENIS!!! WE GET WICKER PENIS!!!

May whoever removed this from the US trailer go bald

[portering-my-martone94]

What do you mean in the uk trailer of wicker his whole weiner is out and then in another scene you can hear it growing as he gets hard

[portering-my-martone94]

I miss seeing Jacob Fowler on my screen

[portering-my-martone94]

I love thrift shopping

[jimmystrudel]

Hey eky fans did you know you can hate that he was traded without putting it in the sens tag? It's free! It's actually easier to not tag than to type out the tag! This might be really surprising but sometimes fans of a team use our team's tag to interact with each other and we don't like seeing you whine <3

[portering-my-martone94]

This photo immediately made me think of those two kids that went viral on TikTok with the audio you can ask the flowers and their like guiding pigs through a course with the super serious faces