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Fresh salmon/raspberry jelly. From @theogcatlady #jam #jelly #jellykelly

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How could I pass up this sweet ground score on my way home from work. It's a book of Chuck Norris one liners. #chucknorris #chucknorriscannotbestopped #groundscore #finderskeepers

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Cannoli working hard chef

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Leave the gun, take the cannoli

[portlandchef]

Found this gem on the was to work! HEDWIG foam fan hair. Mint condition. @gabemenofwolf @wellofkell

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Pregnant & smoking Barbie. I found her in a flower bed on my way home.

[portlandchef]

15 gallons of fresh buttermilk ranch dressing took a spill. This is why we can't have nice things.

[portlandchef]

A couple hundred pounds of Cowboy Ribeye for dinner. #cowboyribeye #beef #beefitswhatsfordinner #kitchen

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The wood fire pizza oven arrived for the new restaurant!

[humansofnewyork]

Humans of New York

they are the most best humans to ever get tossed in the cauldron the long ladle of the tall witch stirring and stirring scraping it off the bottom a handful of magic here a pinch of the miraculous here in the concrete world of right angles the humans of new york dream and chase the dream they are the carrot and they are the stick and they are spell bound for heights they are here because they have flavor and they are being moved by magic no one sees but every one knows each and all of them are a distinct flavor in how beautiful it is to be a star in the human universe of new york magic