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McLennon shippers: they looked at each other forlornly on stage once. There’s a black and white picture with 4 pixels as proof

Ferard shippers: they had gay sex on stage for 15 minutes. The entire thing is recorded from 4 camera angles in the best camera quality available in the year of our lord 2007

#my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way #ferard #frank iero #mclennon

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Nico di angelo seriousing for once

Top 1 most embarrassing thing mental illness has ever led me to do: There was a time my anxiety was so bad I couldn’t sleep, and the only way I could slow down my heartbeat was to picture Edward Cullen sitting in this chair across from my bed and watching me sleep.

Then my anxiety got so bad that I started picturing Edward everywhere, just like Bella did. Whenever I was anxious I would have to imagine Edward fucking Cullen was watching over me, like some vampire guardian angel

#this is a true story #twilight #team edward #edward cullen

Considering becoming an Uber driver so I can play music by bands I’m hyperfixated on, and force those I drive with to listen

#I’m like an MCR missionary #mcr #fob #5sos

I can’t. If I see the words “high protein” one more time going to harm myself

Had the same Pinterest account since I was 13, which means my mom still has Bark on it. So I’m a grown ass adult and my mom still gets notified every time I save a pin that’s a little too freaky

#sorry you have to see all my pins about Some Guy #and any meme with a swear word

Rewatching Always Sunny and please tell me why I forgot Dennis canonically has gay sex in the very first episode???

#iasip #iasip dennis #its always sunny in philadelphia #dennis reynolds

The fact that 3/5 of The Gang are canonically on the Epstein list

#technically Dee and Dennis are only on there because their names are on Frank’s Fluids #iasip #iasip dennis #its always sunny in philadelphia #charlie kelly #dennis reynolds #dee reynolds #frank reynolds #mac mcdonald

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they’re so real for this one

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some random sunny doodles :p

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MIKE FAIST SIGHTED ??? AND WITH TAYLOR RUSSELL ??!?!? NOBODY TALK TO ME

Hey guys, just letting you know the urge to write fanfiction never goes away. I’m an adult, employed, in college, have a boyfriend, and regularly exercise, and you know what? They don’t fill the void. Nothing but fanfiction can fill the void.

Stop the “unemployed” nonsense. Jobs can’t take away the itch. Nothing can take away the itch.

#I thought I’d get over it HELP #a03 fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic

I talk a lot about the bad things my exes did to me, but I do leave out the awful things I did to them. Anyway, here’s a list of truly vile things I’ve done to men (I’ll add on as I remember more)

- I used to make my boyfriend at the time reply to my ex-boyfriend’s snaps and messages

- I once made a One Direction fanpage and put my ex's number in every caption saying it was Harry Styles (an idea I stole btw.) I got back with him like a month after but never took the account down

- I found out my ex was showing his friends my nudes, so I asked if his hottest friend liked them or was interested

- For every hour my ex would leave me on read I would add one of his close friends on Snapchat

- I broke up with my ex because I didn’t like what he got me for Valentine’s

-I knew I was gonna dump this guy, so I told him that on our next date, he should bring everything I’d left at his house and I’d do the same

- I made out with a guy and not even 30 minutes later made out with his sister.

- I kissed my exes sister in front of then (completely separate from the one listed above)

- I got a job working with a guy, spent months forming a situationship with him, waited till he sent me a really cringy flexing pic, showed it to everyone at work, then quit

- I planned to go to prom with my ex, then hook up with a different guy in a graveyard the same night

- I might have done it with my ex on my current boyfriend’s grandpa’s tombstone (I’m genuinely unsure)

- I was really into a guy who had a drug addiction, red hair, and was older than me. He wouldn’t date me because of our age gap, so I started dating three different guys at the same time. One had a drug addiction, one had red hair, and one was older than me. In my brain playing all 3 of them made one of the guy I really liked

#I’ll add more as they come to me #evil

I hate bitches that say “drinking water, eating healthy, and exercise will change your life!” Because they’re lowkey right, but I can’t let them win