Bambi Flort

|29 dolliepet.| [creeps and minors dni!] 🌿🌿🌿 |dolls n mechs n florts n plampts n paracosmic nonsense| ¡please rp with the flortbait!

[poseysgarden]

Hmmm we just realised we should probably write a new intro post since our blog has drifted somewhat

We are the Rose Harmony system. We are a plural system, living as much in our own paracosm and the wider grand paracosmos as we do irl or online. Its complicated, we love to talk about it.

Heres a quick list of most of our active headmates and our emojitags:

Tbh most of the time we are a blended mess and go by bambi for convenience.

🌿Miss Posey🌿 is an affini who found her way into the greenhouse in our headspace, she says her core is elsewhere. So like we maybe kinda believe the whole hdg thing is as valid as any possibility and definitely one of the more desirable ones for us personally.

We are also like a huge fan of like mechsplo and dollies and maids n the like. Also our paracosm is an unhinged mishmash of anime and sci/fantasy elements at its best and most coherent (it is often much less coherent but i wanna have fun with it)

But uhhhh yeah, tldr:

We are a true believer/flort roleplayer with a rich lore of our own as well as a totally flortbait Affini in our head whispering things about rescuing us all

[machineatmidnight]

made this a while ago im allowed to post it here fuck you

[swirly-glasses-sciencegal]

Attention hucow volunteers, please report back to the milking room on floor 5.

We're running low on milk for our lactose research, so a double shift is in order. Sorry in advance for the sore, swollen nipples you're all going to have.

[poseysgarden]

Mooooo

[nyanbinary-perineum]

You are now inflicted with Cum Drunk

Oops! My bad! (✿◠ω◠) Couldn't help myself!

You are now inflicted with Cum Addiction (Incurable)

Oooo! Nevermind then~ You're welcome, actually~ (◔ω◔)

You are now inflicted with Cum Brained (Permanent)

Hehehehehe~ (★ω★) I guess I'll be taking you with me then, little toy~

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[analog-delight]

I really think historical USAmerican queer activism shat the bed by focusing on marriage equality and not bodily autonomy

[angremlin]

It wasn't really a 'mistake' per se, except in thinking the majority of wealthy gays funding it actually had any solidarity. They sought marriage rights bc legal marriage is an important financial instrument, once they were secure in their positions it was right back to class solidarity above all.

[analog-delight]

Marriage as a legal-financial contract is a scam. Unmarried people deserve all the rights and protections afforded to married people. You should be able to name whoever you want as your primary inheritor, as someone you trust with your medical decisions, as someone you share property with. Marriage boxes out disabled people and polyamorous people as it still exists today.

Marriage as a romantic concept and marriage as a legal-financial framework should have no bearing on each other. You should have to right to associate legally and financially with whoever and however many people you want.

Individual bodily autonomy should've been the priority from the start. Marriage as a class barrier should've been dismantled.

[sado-fiend]

Dating an older woman. She's sweet and has all kinds of hobbies and eccentricities. She's always telling you about her dog. You go over to her house one day to discover she was talking about a sub. She - no, your girlfriend only ever uses it - never talks to you, just stares menacingly while you're hanging out. You try talking to it, and your girlfriend teases you for talking to animals.

One day, your gf asks you to go over and feed her dog. It's ridiculous at this point, but you can't back out.

You go over to find her dog lounging on the couch in just a collar, playing games. You ask if its supposed to be on the couch, joking, and it lunges at you.

You scream as it pins you to the floor, and beg, and plead. They're a person, they can understand you, they must be able to - but there is no sign of consideration in their eyes as they shred your clothes and mount you. Just a low growl, and the sounds of animal satisfaction over your quiet sobs.

After an eternity, you hear your girlfriend open the door. You cry out, thank god, she'll save you.

"Oh my gosh, I'm so glad you're finally getting along with puppy! Have fun you two~"

[poseysgarden]

Can this please be fhe opening scene of us getting turned into our gf's second puppy? Like, i passed puppy's test of being a weak ass overpowerable bitch and now its obvious that im just meant to be a puppy too. Please🥺🩵💙🤍

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[bug-the-chicken-nug]

something i appreciate about hdg is that it heads off the annoying voice in your head that always wants to find fault in every "nice" fictionalized society, and can't accept them as "believable" until it almost smugly identifies a problem and like, almost *revels* in it, like "ha! I knewww it was too good to be true!", like some deeply annoying reddit dudebro, thinking they're super smart and special just because they can be critical. That smug, cynical, insufferable i-am-so-very-smart voice you always have trouble turning off is forced to just shut up and timidly sit down in hdg settings, because they just immediately beat it to the punch and take all the wind out of its sails. This story already knows damn well that the cushy luxury space communism is also simultaneously a cozy dystopian horror. That's The Point.

[fatherfiguredom]

Good girls don't worry about thinking, about silly things like working. They let their owner handle that for them, their only worry should be edging, obeying, and being a little doll for use at any time. If you really are desperate for your own money, you can always become porn 🩷

[vampire-loving-vampire]

voice of a girl who has never had its needs met:

wow ur so nice to me omg , noones ever talked to me in a soft voice before that's , so nice of u . but it's okay if u wanna yell at me tho I totally understand .!!! is it okay if I call u my friend ? no pressure haha just let me know if u hate me . btw can I have a hug ur allowed to say no btw .

[bedofvinesandroses]

Thinking about two Affini domesticating me.

Me, tired and afraid, one of them wraps my arms and legs in vines to keep me still against their chest

While the other gently prys open my mouth with a thorn and floods my mouth with spores down to my lungs

Filling my body with a warm sensation as their very essence brews inside me

My mind going fuzzy as my fears fade and I can finally let go of the years of indoctrinated ideals and forced masks

My mouth closing over the thorn like an oral fixation, its dangerous yet comforting form pressing down on my tongue

The vines around my extremities extending further along my body, tearing off the cage that is my clothes and letting my skin press fully between the two Affini

Their each unique and gentle biorhythms lulling me into warm safety...

I am theirs...

It didn't take much...

[swagophile]

i kind of feel bad for the humans getting cursed not gonna lie cus the thing rhey dont tell you is a lot of the new growth curse and magic afflicted horns are like several times more sensitive than normal. that is Not what horns are supposed to feel like. lmao. anyways. guess who just got her horns licked again

[queen-cheeze-the-vth]

I simply don't understand ferralists. They keep saying that they want Free dom, but they keep running away. They keep saying that they are free, but when we try to take them without payment they get all fussy.

[pokeballvictimized]

I love angels in a kink sense because they serve as either and both a semi-mindless automaton made to resemble a human being internally and externally but lacking the ability to do anything but serve AND as the connection between the mortal and the divine meaning that anything it says is true and anything it does to you is righteous and you have to be grateful for its attention no matter how much it hurts you and what's awesome is that it can do both of those at the same time

[poseysgarden]

After watching hours of the hoofgp and nate the hoof guy it occured to me that in any respectable hucow operation, the hucows would probably be getting regular mani/pedis as a part of our regular grooming. Ngl i am definitely imagining myself locked in a crush so i cant squirm around like i want to at the people salon. Like we just keep coming up with pleasant hucow versions of very mundane pleasures and luxuries, and its getting harder not to drift off into fantasies of being a cow in a nice sanctuary farm with competent staff and modest luxuries.

[poseysgarden]

Degradation is honestly like really awesome right? Like call us a little beta loser bimbo slut or whatever and walk us around on a leash while we crawl around on our hands ans knees; we are happy as can be. Most of the time we'll just say that we take Degradation as its own form of affirmation. But it also hit me a minute ago that like, we think being degraded and dehumanized is affirming because we see ourselves as a pet or a toy or a dollie or what have you rather than a person.the Degradation is a way of signaling to others that we should be treated as less than human, its there to show them that its ok to abuse and use us for their fun. And then actually participating in degrading us is a way of showing that you understand what we are and the proper way to treat us. Degrading us is a show of kindness because we are not a person and we deeply resent anyone who tries to force us to be one.