am i stylish yet

i live a life. it may not be the best one or the one that makes the most sense, but it is mine and that is what matters. i do not understand people, but i love them anyway. i like games and words and other things

[dylanpatke]

“Peak Integration” by Sydwox

[hatstitsasscereal]

There is a literal 0% chance this artist was sober

[posingasahipster]

boring take

[birdlord]

Naturalists hoped to restore a pristine wilderness, but that’s not where the turkeys had once thrived. No one was burning the underbrush for them anymore, or promoting the growth of nut-bearing trees. Turkeys had lived in the New England landscape in tandem with Native Americans, who had carefully tended the environment. And once the descendants of European settlers ceased hunting them at unsustainable levels, they moved right back in.

this starts off being about wild turkeys invading New England cities, but then becomes about the boundary between wilderness and civilization, and whether, in places where humans thrive, those distinctions are even meaningful.

[hatstitsasscereal]

I wonder if more ppl have turned to unironically following astrology as a function of Internet culture and knowing too many people in an overstimulated world

[posingasahipster]

idk if more ppl unironically follow astrology than before

[kcggggg]

As a morning warm-up, starting three years ago, I would use a Random Pokemon Generator and draw a pokemon at random. Today, I finished drawing all of them. Even the one announced earlier this week from ultra sun & moon. All collected on this site! Go find your fav or just rummage around for a bit. You might find a new fav? Anyway, whew. What a journey.

[stimman3000]

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[hatstitsasscereal]

So glad this only has 3 digit notes

[posingasahipster]

wtf hater also it has 500k views on insta xd

[island-delver-go]

I think we may have a winner in MtG Valentines

[hatstitsasscereal]

How do u write this and not make the 2nd line “your duals do too” or “your dual lands too”

[posingasahipster]

they're matching the number of syllables?? like a poem??

[latenights]

if you’re meant to be with someone, it will work out. whether it’s next month or in five years, what’s meant to be will always be

[hatstitsasscereal]

Hard disagree

Tbh I actually think this is the stupidest shit ppl actually believe cuz it makes them feel better

[posingasahipster]

to be fair anyone who believes this and so decides 'it wasn't meant to be' is correct by virtue of nothing being predetermined ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ang2lic]

[hatstitsasscereal]

700K ARE YOU TROLLING

[posingasahipster]

it's a good wall, stovo

[hatstitsasscereal]

D&D ppl on any social media love sucking themselves off sooo hard holy

[posingasahipster]

e.g.?

[tossingtelevisions]

[hatstitsasscereal]

Got rid of the wall of the same comments but ya this was lit

[posingasahipster]

that's it?

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[ayyries]

Mutable signs are strong.

It’s incredible that a Gemini can so easily go past their preconceptions to learn something new.

It’s incredible that a Virgo can adjust so easily to the daily chaos of life to serve themselves and others.

It’s incredible that a Sagittarius can be so passionate and open in their beliefs so that they can understand the world.

It’s incredible that a Pisces can be so emotionally flexible and compassionate so that they can be amazingly kind to others.

[hatstitsasscereal]

*Thrall voice*

That’s Incredible

[posingasahipster]

every day im astounded by how the entire basis of my belief system is contradicted, and i take that opportunity to double down on it instead

[artist-magritte-deactivated2020]

Pom'po pom'po pon po pon pon via Rene Magritte

[hatstitsasscereal]

I think i’ve heard of this anime

[posingasahipster]

it's actually a song by kyary pamyu pamyu

[aidosaur]

???steve rogers and jack morrison??? (photoshop)

One time I thought I saw a photo of a pink crewneck that said CREAMY DREAMY. It did not say that but now Steve Rogers and Jack Morrison are wearing it.

[posingasahipster]

Favorite Movies of My Life

1993: Groundhog Day 1994: Pulp Fiction 1995: The Usual Suspects 1996: Fargo 1997: Good Will Hunting 1998: The Truman Show 1999: Being John Malkovich 2000: American Psycho 2001: Harry Potter: The Sorcerer's Stone 2002: Spirited Away (US Release) 2003: The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King 2004: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2005: Brick 2006: Cashback 2007: Hot Fuzz 2008: Pontypool (because Dr. Horrible is a "drama miniseries in three acts" and not a movie, apparently?) 2009: Inglourious Basterds 2010: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World 2011: Drive 2012: Wreck-It Ralph 2013: Her 2014: Birdman or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance) 2015: Star Wars: The Force Awakens 2016: Kubo and the Two Strings

[bleemoo]

My name is Georg adn wen you cownt or tally up the hole amownt of spyders ayt by men, do not cownt those i eet - i eet a lot.

[swagintherain]

what’s wrong with white people 😂

[paragonwrong]

@hatstitsasscereal

[hatstitsasscereal]

what the fuck 

i mean presumably a troll but

gross

[posingasahipster]

it was an april fool's article