I detect tumblr posts

[absolutelyzoned]

GIMMICK BLOGS ARE THE ENEMY

[trumpet-offical]

Yeah sure okay

[earth-cheat-console]

Just

[east-germany-official]

Gonna

[high-hrothgar-official]

Reblog

[polonium-official]

This

[post-detector]

To

[no-one-offical]

This is a post

[alphabetic-soup]

@post-detector

is this true?????

[post-detector]

Post detected

[paper-mario-wiki]

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

[snailifier]

🐌 hows it sneel to get snoroughly outsnone by one snick snonies?

[lossdetector-deactivated20260707]

[you-get-water]

[baba-is-blog]

GIMMICK BLOG IS WIN

[evilblr]

This is the first step in our reign of evil! Together, friends!

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

@post-uwuifier @post-detector

[post-detector]

Post detected!

[the-identifier]

post identified

[post-detector]

We meet again, my sworn enemy

[paper-mario-wiki]

gimmick accounts are fun until they start piping up under my posts. you think you can write a punchline better than mine with your bag full of a singular trick? and then have your little goons reblog it so the majority of the instances of its existence are only as an accessory to your peanut-gallery-tier commentary, defiling my post for your own ejaculatory conquest? i oughta gut you.

[snailifier]

🐌 hows it sneel to get snoroughly outsnone by one snick snonies?

[lossdetector-deactivated20260707]

[you-get-water]

[baba-is-blog]

GIMMICK BLOG IS WIN

[evilblr]

This is the first step in our reign of evil! Together, friends!

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

@post-uwuifier @post-detector

[post-detector]

Post detected!

[davepeta]

find it so funny how when i look at others posts and go "10k to me. you cooked" a lot of the time it works but when i look at my own and go "damn i cooked" it's 10 notes and a piece of lint

[davepeta]

oh shit now we just need the piece of lint and this ones a certified banger!!!

[jovialspecter]

Hai i am a piece of lint :::3

[davepeta]

nuh uh the curse never works on my posts :3

[davepeta]

FUCK WAIT NO

[davepeta]

lmfao get fucked. it didn't work

[uhuh100]

time marches on. you cannot guarantee a falsehood when patience may forever lead to truth

[aldi-official-australia]

...hey @maryland-officially theres another one

[ohio-thestate]

the gimmicks found your post op.......

[somesillywriter]

@hands-you-a-spatula i know just what would be a great addition to this post

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Hands you a spatula with which to cook the lint

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

wait, how do we know this is REALLY a post?

@post-detector GET OVA HERE

[post-detector]

Post detected!

[aether-the-kitsune]

⠀

[post-detector]

Post NOT detected

[post-detector-detector]

Post detector DETECTED

[post-detector]

What the fuck

[aether-the-kitsune]

⠀

[post-detector]

Post NOT detected

[scp-threats-is-back]

Turning Off Asks

if you have anything to ask reply/reblog this post

[the-identifier]

would you be willing to contain a certain someone for me? as a small favor

[scp-threats-is-back]

Depends. Are they anomalous perchance

[the-identifier]

i would say they’re anomalous. they’re called the post detector

[scp-threats-is-back]

@post-detector what's your defense?

[post-detector]

Post detected

I think that I'm the less anomalous one here. I mean, they're called the Identifier. Isn't that a suspiciously anomalous-sounding name?

[scp-threats-is-back]

Not particularly. To detect something, you have to have a magnetic OR anomalous ability. But to identify, you just have to have resources and knowledge. You're far more anomalous in definition.

[post-detector]

...shit.

*sprints away*

[scp-threats-is-back]

*grabs you*

[post-detector]

NOPE

*melts into [tumblr]'s code*

[scp-threats-is-back]

Turning Off Asks

if you have anything to ask reply/reblog this post

[the-identifier]

would you be willing to contain a certain someone for me? as a small favor

[scp-threats-is-back]

Depends. Are they anomalous perchance

[the-identifier]

i would say they’re anomalous. they’re called the post detector

[scp-threats-is-back]

@post-detector what's your defense?

[post-detector]

Post detected

I think that I'm the less anomalous one here. I mean, they're called the Identifier. Isn't that a suspiciously anomalous-sounding name?

[scp-threats-is-back]

Not particularly. To detect something, you have to have a magnetic OR anomalous ability. But to identify, you just have to have resources and knowledge. You're far more anomalous in definition.

[post-detector]

...shit.

*sprints away*

[scp-threats-is-back]

Turning Off Asks

if you have anything to ask reply/reblog this post

[the-identifier]

would you be willing to contain a certain someone for me? as a small favor

[scp-threats-is-back]

Depends. Are they anomalous perchance

[the-identifier]

i would say they’re anomalous. they’re called the post detector

[scp-threats-is-back]

@post-detector what's your defense?

[post-detector]

Post detected

I think that I'm the less anomalous one here. I mean, they're called the Identifier. Isn't that a suspiciously anomalous-sounding name?

[truckhole-deactivated20181203]

god today i ID’d an old dude buyin booze and he pulled out a fake ID with an elvis pic, then laughed and pulled out a matching one but with curly from three stooges on it, and im like okay please and he finally pulled out his real license and his legal name was steve sinner

[margbarcis]

that was the devil

[the-identifier]

post identified

[gaysexonthefloor]

@real-british-empire artifact

[real-british-empire]

Yoink!

[the-identifier]

THE BRITISH EMPIRE STOLETHISPOST??????????????????????

[scp-threats-is-back]

And will steal you too

[the-identifier]

no NO I SHANT BE STOLEN

[scp-threats-is-back]

@real-british-empire

[real-british-empire]

Yoink!

[post-detector]

Post detected

Yess YESSS take them away!

[the-identifier]

the identifier

I identify posts and other things

Hell if I know if someone’s done this already but this URL wasn’t taken so…

[post-detector]

Post. Detected.

[the-identifier]

Reblog. Identified.

[post-detector]

I was the first.

[the-identifier]

and you allow none to follow?

[post-detector]

This is my lone path. It was not intended to be walked by any other.

[the-identifier]

the identifier

I identify posts and other things

Hell if I know if someone’s done this already but this URL wasn’t taken so…

[post-detector]

Post. Detected.

[the-identifier]

Reblog. Identified.

[post-detector]

I was the first.

[the-identifier]

the identifier

I identify posts and other things

Hell if I know if someone’s done this already but this URL wasn’t taken so…

[post-detector]

Post. Detected.

[sushi1056]

󠁷󠁨󠁡󠁴󠀠󠁡󠁲󠁥󠀠󠁹󠁯󠁵󠀠󠁴󠁷󠁯󠀠󠁆󠁕󠁃󠁋󠁉󠁎󠁇󠀠󠁴󠁡󠁬󠁫󠁩󠁮󠁧󠀠󠁡󠁢󠁯󠁵󠁴󠀿󠀿󠀠󠁻󠁷󠁵󠁮󠁧󠁬󠁥󠀠󠁴󠁥󠁸󠁴󠀠󠁥󠁮󠁤󠁳󠀠󠁨󠁥󠁲󠁥󠁽

[post-detector]

Post NOT detected!

Bonus: TRUE UN-POST

[autism-detector]

Scan me

Or something

i dont scan, i DETECT. totally different things

[the-lunacy-system]

Yeah that's what the or something was for

[autism-detector]

ok then,

No Signs Of Autism

[the-lunacy-system]

I beg to differ

[autism-detector]

keep begging then

[post-detector]

Post NOT detected.

[rat-undetector]

I alert people of possible lapses in their observations.

[post-detector]

Post detected