Create things you wish existed

[twosillycorgis]

Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff

[theinturnetexplorer]

[deactivatedprofile-19376-deacti]

[ruinedchildhood]

[onlyblackgirl]

What an era

[traumaticchild]

when my parents get mad at me for traits they have 

[meeshaya-deactivated20210523]

Me and my mutuals logging tf in

[nateforyou]

what kind of power move could I make towards my new therapist?

[nateforyou]

* takes a notepad and takes notes whenever they take notes *

[nateforyou]

* eats the paper at the end of the session *

[uglyheads-deactivated20230321]

this is why y’all are in therapy

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

We did it. We’re finally free.

[fictionismyfreakinglife]

We all gonna watch Crazy Rich Asians👏 ALL 👏OF👏 US👏. We gonna hype it the fuck up like we did for Black Panther Wonder Woman Love Simon. Representation matters. See you August 17.

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

[kevzhu]

1109

[antinwo]

http://www.ijreview.com/2016/01/524662-real-estate-agent-shares-family-secret-to-keeping-burglars-at-bay/?author=kbn&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=life&utm_term=ijamerica

[insideguppysworld]

Save a life

[newmodelminority]

Totes good data.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

[aubreyplazaofficialblog]

Change your neighbor’s screws too

[gojinero]

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

[tygermama]

Mythbusters did this but not exactly on purpose, they put together a door to test how to kick it down and didn’t have the right sized screws so they used the longer ones and even Jamie running at speed had trouble breaking the door with the longer screws

[meggory84]

Not only will longer screws keep you safer, they also prevent your door from sagging over time, which leads to scraping or your door not closing properly.

[posthogwarts]

uh huh honey

[z0mbiep1ush-deactivated20190610]

vine compilation titles then: OMG EPIC FAIL VINES 2015 😂😂😂 | SUBSCRIBE FOR A FREE IPHONE 6

vine compilation titles now: vines for when you want to forget about the trauma caused by your father leaving you when you were 3 years old

[setheverman]

what’s the march mood?

[rainysuggestion]

[themaiajae]

[yardwaste-deactivated20170903]

Lana: I wish I was dead Me: [sways]