ripcreep

yes hello im a potato crust be careful with me because im extremely hot you might not like me, but that's okay, that just means that today is not the day im getting eaten

[paprika]

when your mom asks you do to the housework

[pugsandshrugs]

So why do you think you are suited to this position?

What are your achievements so far?

What are your ambitions. in reference previous education and work history?

[frecklesandmisterblueeyes]

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance. My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

[feelingthefeelss-deactivated201]

Dude I want this sitcom

[gingerkinomiya-deactivated20190]

is generally just really excited about dragons

[retr0philia]

im dying this is GREAT

[oomshi]

moving on

[hanchewie]

literally half the reason i tag stuff on here is so i can go back and browse my own blog. i am my blog’s #1 fan

[christianslater]

[dailysciles]

[pinataparty23-deactivated201404]

would you keep it down i’m trying to be gay over here

[hereisatinypotato]

As someone who is generally pretty quiet, and has been constantly interrupted and talked over my whole life, I just feel the need to express my genuine love for people who actually listen. People who give me time to talk and promt me to continue if someone interrupts me. I love you. Please keep that up.

[genderoftheday]

[commemorativefashionshoes]

[just-shower-thoughts]

If there’s ever an X-men movie solely about Mystique, a mirror would make a great movie poster.

[j2trash-archive]

i’m sO ANGRY. MUMFORD HAS ZERO SONS. IVE BEEN LIED TO.

[in-catz-we-trust]

[tennesseantraditions-deactivate]

unless other people’s way of thinking is not vaccinating their children

[samisoffthewall]

[momcrotch-deactivated20180306]

how about getting stabbed

[c-parks-deactivated20220519]

good luck calling for medical attention with a dead phone

[peripheral-fields-deactivated20]

Always remember to drink water. Not for weight loss or whatever, but to hydrate your organs, fuel your mind and boost your energy. Not to mention your mood will improve. your body will thank you

[ruinedchildhood]