Randomness everywhere

This blog has no specific theme. It just goes ALL over the place. I like puns.

[potassiurn]

you want the d?

oh you mean my

[artichokehold-deactivated201404]

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chicken

[officialunitedstates]

FACT OF THE NIGHT:  owls are the smartest birds, able to speak over 22 bird languages.  most owls graduated top of their class at bird school, which is for birds

[spork]

are you fucking high

[crrocs]

Another deep and meaningful water gif edit for you all

[moonkittyrave-deactivated201707]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

those are beads

[itsaubreylmfao]

#SmokeBeadsEveryDay

[snorlaxatives]

clouds look so friendly i wish i was a cloud

[rnemes-deactivated20130824]

this cloud doesnt look very friendly to me

[fyamericandad-blog]

[changbaby]

My favourite moment from an animated show

[supamuthafuckinvillain]

Watch this high it’s incredible

[foodfinisher]

[xxlove4evaxx]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

[princessoftypos-blog]

i wanna know the story behind this

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

[straightenedlimbs]

when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school

[lawyerupasshole]

[honeyspiral]

[guy]

i think the lesson of this photoset is to check yo muthafuckin math calculations before u hand the test in bc sometimes u need to check shit twice before u realize whats up (x)

[potatoemanjenkinson]

me: so do u like dogs

her: nah they're kinda gross

me:

me: my mama said I gotta come home right now immediately

[honeyspiral]

[mulched]

I was on 8tracks looking for new playlists and found this

and

I really don’t know what I expected.

[potatoemanjenkinson]

how my mother works

me: mom i got all A's

mom:

me: mom i cleaned the whole house

mom:

me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant

mom:

mom: is this your cup on the table?

me: yes

mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight