Hello!

My random thoughts that won’t make sense

[animentality]

[fox-moblin]

Wouldn’t leave my mind sorry

[rectanglefeet]

[phoenyxnightbyrd]

[jack-ofaces]

”am i a gooner”? no. but they are. ohhh boooyyys *i start snapping my fingers and my goons come out of the shadows*

[unyieldingsilence]

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[jack-ofaces]

hey boys werent there more of you. what happened to one of you

[unyieldingsilence]

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[jewish-joy]

I recently got an on-campus job. During the interview process, I requested that I not be scheduled on Friday nights or Saturdays as I am a Jewish student.

My boss immeadiately brightened and rushed to explain - "Of course ! Of course! We want to accomodate you! We have another worker who takes off for Ramadan. Do you need to take off for Ramadan?"

I shook my head, incredibly confused. "Uh. That's. Not my jurisdiction. I'm good." Boss nodded but was sure to add "Let me know if that ever changes. We can help you with Ramadan."

[maimonideznuts]

[jewish-joy]

@vangoggles THAT WHAT I WAS SAYING .

And I was finally on a shift with this guy. We were both sitting in silence because we had the ass-crack-of-dawn slot.

Over my coffee and twirling my Magen David necklace around my finger, I say "So. Ahmed. Ramadan.

And Ahmed over his energy drink, sighs - "don't you say shit about that."

[jewish-joy]

#what's the bet Ahmed was just asking for certain shifts during Ramadan and Boss got excited and was like “just take the whole ramadan off!”#“don't even worry about it! we support you! take the time you need!” I'm scheduled to work with him tomorrow morning so will find out then 🫡 .We're both STEM majors who use the early empty hours to study so I will report if I get more than a grunt out of him about it.

[jewish-joy]

another stupid-early morning, and between our respective course loads- him organic chemistry and me pathophysiology- I asked for the full story in how he got all of Ramadan off.

He sighed, and let me know that he did indeed try to explain to our manager that all he needed was to get shifts not around sunrise or sunset. But that in him explaining what Ramadan was, the plot very quickly got lost into this unhinged confusion where our boss was trying to google how people could survive an entire month without food or water.

So halfway through, he decided to pivot and go along with it, expecting less shifts in March because that's a difficult academic time anyway. Then, he had to keep a straight face when the end-product was the entire time off with paid leave.

So, now, he's in a hell partially of his own making where his boss genuinely believes he doesn't eat for a month and is trying to offer all non-Christian workers March off. I offered him time off for Hanukkah. He hit his head against the desk, and groaned.

[kittydesade]

[yekokataa]

[willaux]

i tracked down the reddit post because i wanted to see what the hell this guy was annotating like 30 pages in

i do NOT know french but i applaud this guy who seems to be attempting to decode the book as if the whole thing were cryptography

[pomegranate-cuties]

#he is absolutely trying to figure out the dimensions of the house#unhinged behavior but also somehow a completely valid way to read this shitass book

(via @willaux)

[notgreengardens]

[astraeus-moon]

@uncontrol-freak

[xeansicemane]

I feel like this is simultaneously the worst way to engage with this narrative and the closest to the intended experience.

Dude's out here trying to solve House of Leaves. I give it to page 120 before the actual minotaur gets him.

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he's adding an extra layer. he's reading this book better than any of us

[lllemonsoda]

one lovely afternoon

[sarostheghostcat]

minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicable they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

fish that kills you with a mind beam

[sauleline2]

Literally just bugs from real life

Zombies 3: desert edition. Make you hungry.

Souls of the dead come back to beat the shit out of the player when they try to enter a structure. Inexplicably blind.

Weeping angels from doctor who.

[anomymous2]

Bugs that sometimes appear when you throw the eyes of the socially anxious dude

Humanoid pig that loves gold

Disembodied head with roating fire orbs that shoots fire at you

Mushroom skeletons

Some dude with a skin condition who's also a wizard

Big pig

Lava cube

Winged creature that shows up to encourage you to sleep violently

Dude with a skin condition and a crossbow

Disembodied head surrounded by wind that shoots wind at you

Giant Grey cow

Box dude that makes you float

Snowy skeleton

Lil ghost who wants you dead

Lovecraftian dude who hates noise

Witch

Skeleton but it lives in hell and has a sword

Big zombie pig

Dragon that lives with the socially anxious dudes

Dude with a skin condition and an axe

Said humanoid pig but zombie now

[rosesvineyard]

the scariest thing to come out of beaver hollow was jack's fascination with the skulls

(based off a video i saw on reddit 😭 i love how realistic that interaction was, because children are always strange lol)

[idiot-haul]

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

[idiot-haul]

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

[idiot-haul]

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

[kingohats]

#if you want the pedantic answer bc I’ve actually researched this for my thesis#there doesn’t seem to be a for sure agreed upon origin of the phrase BUUUUUT#it seems to be a combo of two earlier phrases ‘coming out’ and ‘skeletons in the closet’#coming out started to be used by gay men in 1920s new york bc a “coming out” was the 1st time a debutante would debut into the dating scene#so gay men would have their “coming out” when they first went onto the gay dating scene#a skeleton in your closet is a shameful/dirty secret that would often only be revealed once a person died#for a lot of queer people their queerness was something they literally took to the grave#so being ‘in the closet’ meant you were the skeleton in your closet#I couldn’t find an exact confirmation of when the phrases began to be combined but it seems to be around early 1970s gay liberation movemen#at the time a popular protest chant was ‘out of the closet and into the streets’#which I think also helped to popularize the term#I’m putting all this in the tags bc I realize this is a silly post that is meant as a joke and I didn’t wanna ruin the punchline#but I also wanted to provide an answer for those who were curious

[worldbuilding-tomfoolery]

It’s a portmanteau phrase! I love those!!!

[transgender-chiroptera]

Juvenile Mexican free-tailed bat, via

[transgender-chiroptera]

BULLYING HER......... SHE WAS BORN ONE SQUEAK AGO AND YOU'RE ALL BULLYING HER......

(this is all silly in tone lol the tags are making me laugh)

[littleguysdaily]

[lizardposting]

UPDATE ON ROSIE FOR ALL THOSE CONCERNED

She has grown a single curly chin hair.

[altergoat02]

[mahawavy]

[ursulaklegun-deactivated2024122]

People who love cold weather are fucking weird. You like to freeze? You like to shiver?? You like when you take a step outside and the air stings your skin???

[peacemode]

[darksteel-relic]

[marlinspirkhall]

The problem is winter invents new, previously unheard of forms of sweating

[corviiids]

was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

[yukicharley]

偷袭！

[asmeesh]

Doodled while watching the calves in the field

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Oh so it was just straightup embezzlement. Fantastic, I was hoping it was.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#yeah as an accountant I was curious to see if they would address it in the bts#and then they did and it was...this#wow

So much of what these guys do is "it's only illegal if he sues us"

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS IN GAME CHANGER

Embezzlement. Keep up.

[impossiblepackage]

this episode proved that Sam Reich is one of the easiest to murder people in the whole world. You get ONE person he knows on board and the man is toast. He’ll hop in the back of your van instantly like “ooh I wonder what silly little trick they have planned for me!” Brennan Lee Mulligan could have put this dude in a saw trap and he’d walk in smiling.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

If my timeline is right, Elaine was planning this while she had a secret camera in their home. "I'm an honest person" (was conspiring against her husband in at least two separate simultaneous plots)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#what the fuck#im so out of the loop here i thought that was just some sorta game show

Yeah it is a game show

[everydaygremlin]

is the game in this case psychological torment?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Most of the time yeah

[migmigbigboy]

(Minor Ch4 Spoilers?) Horrifying situation I just thought up. [COMMISSIONS OPEN if interested]