Melvin Rideau

PPTHs Forensic Technician

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Introduction

Hello. I’m Melvin Rideau, I use he/him pronouns and I am 26 years of age.

I work as a Forensic Technician at PPTH, down in the basement.

I work for Mister Corcoran ( @head-of-forensics / @1mlostnow)

You want to… see my credentials? What.

I’m 187cm tall, and yes, I was taught to walk around with a straight back. Please don’t ask me about my fingers, I am anxious and I fidget.

I am of Italian and French descent, but I was born in Mississippi. I’m not going to disclose to you my family history… that’s absurd.

I have a Border Collie named Spots, we live together in our apartment. I don’t take many pictures but when I do I’ll post them.

Here are all the credentials you need to see.

(And I'm Jamie! Melvin's puppeteer :3

I'll be communicating in brackets

I'm 18 so there's no restrictions on the type of content, but I will keep the other @ppth-staff people in mind.

I live in Europe, UTC +1 time zone

I'm not that well versed in the medical field but Melvin will come to reflect that :3 please be patient

Yes the art was made by me!! More to come hopefully

This intro will probably change a lot as I am new to this whole concept)

(My main account is @consumed-star and my House sideblog is @feralpeasures)

[ppth-lab-head]

[ooc: tw blurry image, hospital monitoring equipment on patient]

M...hshee ja jestem bionic heeee

[ppth-lab-head]

Mmmmm...,. Hurts :( ow

[ask-head-of-cardio]

ani what happenee? are you okay?? ani??

[ppth-lab-head]

Lekarze coś powiedzieli, ale nie pamiętam... Sory :(( everthin boli i zmęczony

[ask-head-of-cardio]

im heading down now, doctors can't stop me. i dont actually know what your saying but time to repay a favour..

[ppth-lab-head]

Squiddy yay!! :)) mm friend

[ask-head-of-cardio]

you want me to call anyone? mel or something?

[ppth-lab-head]

Call? Mn... Vinnyy. Lekarze zadzwonili do Fio

[ask-head-of-cardio]

which vinny mate? sorry.. im gonna call mel anyway. just to let him know where his roomate is.

@ppth-forensic-technician

[ppth-lab-head]

M Vinny is Melbin

[ask-head-of-cardio]

i see.. i see. sorry, i didn't know.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I just woke up. What the fuck.

I'm on my way.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

cameron was in the er at the time, says he fainted in front of a truck. you might need to stay because ive been reported missing from the mental unit..

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I will... I need to find someone to look after Spots. A dog in the hospital isn't very hygienic.

[ppth-lab-head]

[ooc: tw blurry image, hospital monitoring equipment on patient]

M...hshee ja jestem bionic heeee

[ppth-lab-head]

Mmmmm...,. Hurts :( ow

[ask-head-of-cardio]

ani what happenee? are you okay?? ani??

[ppth-lab-head]

Lekarze coś powiedzieli, ale nie pamiętam... Sory :(( everthin boli i zmęczony

[ask-head-of-cardio]

im heading down now, doctors can't stop me. i dont actually know what your saying but time to repay a favour..

[ppth-lab-head]

Squiddy yay!! :)) mm friend

[ask-head-of-cardio]

you want me to call anyone? mel or something?

[ppth-lab-head]

Call? Mn... Vinnyy. Lekarze zadzwonili do Fio

[ask-head-of-cardio]

which vinny mate? sorry.. im gonna call mel anyway. just to let him know where his roomate is.

@ppth-forensic-technician

[ppth-lab-head]

M Vinny is Melbin

[ask-head-of-cardio]

i see.. i see. sorry, i didn't know.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I just woke up. What the fuck.

I'm on my way.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

you saw nothing @ppth-forensic-technician.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I do not know what you are referring to.

Are you referring to the cookies I saw you take from my cabinet this morning?

I saw that.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

i was hungry! and the only thing i can cook or bake is bloody cheesecake..

but uh... yeah sure thats what i meant.. heh.

also how did you even see thatt???

[ppth-forensic-technician]

You should have asked me first. Or gone to @ppth-lab-head instead.

I remember how many cookies I eat Sydney. I saw a whole row was gone.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

you saw nothing @ppth-forensic-technician.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I do not know what you are referring to.

Are you referring to the cookies I saw you take from my cabinet this morning?

I saw that.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

@ask-head-of-cardio @vancurarchivist there has been a situation in the basement and I do not believe I vcan make it tonight.

Ilja you've got a set of keys, if you'd be ok with bringing Spots yourself. She would very much appreciate the company

[ask-head-of-cardio]

oh dear thats.. a shame. i enjoyed seeing you! but whatever, i hope your basement situation is okay.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

It will be dealt with.

A corpse was not quite dead yet and we have no idea how this may have happened.

Someone must have messed up. The poor person had been stuck in the freezer for almost a whole day.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

probably house, yknow what hes like.. or that knew neuro dude, he didn't seem so experienced.

thats unfortunate though.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Then it must have been a prank on me, by House. Unless this is a part of his medical mysteries.

Oh dear.

I should call him.

Shit.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

maybe so.. what was the file like?

[ppth-forensic-technician]

The last entry states that the patient was given 6mg of adenosine. There is no entry after it so I believe they were presumed dead and brought over to us.

She was admitted due to persisting and rapid chest palpitations.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

I NEVER SAW THIS HELP

oh god.. yeah thats probably the issue. she was probably left unattended with a flatline and they thought he was dead.

adenosine is a fascinating drug dont you think?

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Perhaps I should contact House? As he was marked down as her doctor.

I sadly do not know enough about adenosine, but it sounds quite dangereous if situations such as these are capable of happening.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

@ask-head-of-cardio @vancurarchivist there has been a situation in the basement and I do not believe I vcan make it tonight.

Ilja you've got a set of keys, if you'd be ok with bringing Spots yourself. She would very much appreciate the company

[ask-head-of-cardio]

oh dear thats.. a shame. i enjoyed seeing you! but whatever, i hope your basement situation is okay.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

It will be dealt with.

A corpse was not quite dead yet and we have no idea how this may have happened.

Someone must have messed up. The poor person had been stuck in the freezer for almost a whole day.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

probably house, yknow what hes like.. or that knew neuro dude, he didn't seem so experienced.

thats unfortunate though.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Then it must have been a prank on me, by House. Unless this is a part of his medical mysteries.

Oh dear.

I should call him.

Shit.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

maybe so.. what was the file like?

[ppth-forensic-technician]

The last entry states that the patient was given 6mg of adenosine. There is no entry after it so I believe they were presumed dead and brought over to us.

She was admitted due to persisting and rapid chest palpitations.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

@ask-head-of-cardio @vancurarchivist there has been a situation in the basement and I do not believe I vcan make it tonight.

Ilja you've got a set of keys, if you'd be ok with bringing Spots yourself. She would very much appreciate the company

[ask-head-of-cardio]

oh dear thats.. a shame. i enjoyed seeing you! but whatever, i hope your basement situation is okay.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

It will be dealt with.

A corpse was not quite dead yet and we have no idea how this may have happened.

Someone must have messed up. The poor person had been stuck in the freezer for almost a whole day.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

probably house, yknow what hes like.. or that knew neuro dude, he didn't seem so experienced.

thats unfortunate though.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Then it must have been a prank on me, by House. Unless this is a part of his medical mysteries.

Oh dear.

I should call him.

Shit.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

@ask-head-of-cardio @vancurarchivist there has been a situation in the basement and I do not believe I vcan make it tonight.

Ilja you've got a set of keys, if you'd be ok with bringing Spots yourself. She would very much appreciate the company

[ask-head-of-cardio]

oh dear thats.. a shame. i enjoyed seeing you! but whatever, i hope your basement situation is okay.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

It will be dealt with.

A corpse was not quite dead yet and we have no idea how this may have happened.

Someone must have messed up. The poor person had been stuck in the freezer for almost a whole day.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

@ask-head-of-cardio @vancurarchivist there has been a situation in the basement and I do not believe I vcan make it tonight.

Ilja you've got a set of keys, if you'd be ok with bringing Spots yourself. She would very much appreciate the company

[vancurarchivist]

at work today, i got the weirdest call from an archive in london? the archivist seemed very worried about something in our collection. strange!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Was it a direct call?

I hope it wasn't.

[vancurarchivist]

it was, actually! he didn’t seem to know me, though. it was probably in their records!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Strange that they would call you directly.

I hope you managed to sort things out with him.

I'll see you at home, later.

[vancurarchivist]

i did! he was interested in an item in our archive, said someone would be along to collect it if we were willing to part with it, i inquired upon the reasoning for it’s collections, who the collection was cleared with, etc etc.

i can’t wait! i feel like i’ve had such a long day </3 the other archivist made me feel like i was talking my jaw off!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Are you certain that your archive is willing to part with it? As archives usually have unique items.

I can come and pick you up dear, I'm soon finished with my shift.

I thought of making some pasta bolognese tonight, if thats alright with you?

[vancurarchivist]

my boss was actually more than happy to be rid of it? something regarding it’s ‘care needs,’ i didn’t quite understand, given it’s been in a box in my office for the entire time i’ve had this job, but i don’t mind!

i would be happy to have you, and of course! that sounds great. i’ll see you soon, i love you!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I uh

Uhm

Love you too

I'll see you

I guess

[vancurarchivist]

can’t wait! kiss through the phone, etc!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Ilja dear perhaps do not mention that on here-

But yes, I uhm reciprocate the... feeling.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

i feel i haven't spoken to you, basically since ive been in the pysc ward.. so how are you mel??

hows ilija to, i cant interact with any other pysc patients :(

i actually have a gift for you, meant to give it to you before all this happened so, if you can pop up and id give it to you that would be great 😁

- 🌻

I'm sorry to hear that you ended up in the psych ward, Syd.

I apologise I've been on an extended leave, but I will not be disclosing any further information.

I can come up to the office once I'm done with this report.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

its finee, been dealin with it heh.

oh you have i see?? if you wanna talk about that im hereee..

cool! theyre not wrapped, hope you dont mind.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I said I will not be disclosing any further information, Sydney.

I do not mind, the gift's value does not come from it's wrapping, nor it's monetary value.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

damn are you sure? probably good if you... yknow, talk about it?

cool.. cool. ill have it ready when you come up here.

you didn't answer my question on ilija.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I believe it best if you don't know.

Thank you for the gift, it has been very useful in examining body cavities. Perhaps I should get you a gift. Any preferences?

It's spelled "Ilja", and he's doing alright. I'm unsure why you're so adamant on asking me about Ilja.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

awhh why? :((

good, im glad. a birdy told me yours broke ages ago, so i got you a new onee!! hope the colours okay.

i mean ive had plenty of gifts, but no preferences anyway. your roommate, anatolol already gave me a plush seal ehe

whoops, ive been in here i while im forgetting a lot... i just wanna know okayy!! i haven't seen a lot of people, leave me alone.

[vancurarchivist]

i’d be happy to visit you! i remember my stint over there was exceedingly lonely. i’ll likely be able to visit at some point this weekend!

[ask-head-of-cardio]

hmm yes that would be lovely! its very lonely, ever since i got a new physciatrist ive basically been ignored! how funny is that? but id love a visit, it would be awfully kind.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

@vancurarchivist i could perhaps uhm join you, if that's alright with you two of course.

Perhaps I can bring Spots around.

[vancurarchivist]

at work today, i got the weirdest call from an archive in london? the archivist seemed very worried about something in our collection. strange!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Was it a direct call?

I hope it wasn't.

[vancurarchivist]

it was, actually! he didn’t seem to know me, though. it was probably in their records!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Strange that they would call you directly.

I hope you managed to sort things out with him.

I'll see you at home, later.

[vancurarchivist]

i did! he was interested in an item in our archive, said someone would be along to collect it if we were willing to part with it, i inquired upon the reasoning for it’s collections, who the collection was cleared with, etc etc.

i can’t wait! i feel like i’ve had such a long day </3 the other archivist made me feel like i was talking my jaw off!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Are you certain that your archive is willing to part with it? As archives usually have unique items.

I can come and pick you up dear, I'm soon finished with my shift.

I thought of making some pasta bolognese tonight, if thats alright with you?

[vancurarchivist]

my boss was actually more than happy to be rid of it? something regarding it’s ‘care needs,’ i didn’t quite understand, given it’s been in a box in my office for the entire time i’ve had this job, but i don’t mind!

i would be happy to have you, and of course! that sounds great. i’ll see you soon, i love you!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I uh

Uhm

Love you too

I'll see you

I guess

[vancurarchivist]

at work today, i got the weirdest call from an archive in london? the archivist seemed very worried about something in our collection. strange!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Was it a direct call?

I hope it wasn't.

[vancurarchivist]

it was, actually! he didn’t seem to know me, though. it was probably in their records!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Strange that they would call you directly.

I hope you managed to sort things out with him.

I'll see you at home, later.

[vancurarchivist]

i did! he was interested in an item in our archive, said someone would be along to collect it if we were willing to part with it, i inquired upon the reasoning for it’s collections, who the collection was cleared with, etc etc.

i can’t wait! i feel like i’ve had such a long day </3 the other archivist made me feel like i was talking my jaw off!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Are you certain that your archive is willing to part with it? As archives usually have unique items.

I can come and pick you up dear, I'm soon finished with my shift.

I thought of making some pasta bolognese tonight, if thats alright with you?

[vancurarchivist]

at work today, i got the weirdest call from an archive in london? the archivist seemed very worried about something in our collection. strange!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Was it a direct call?

I hope it wasn't.

[vancurarchivist]

it was, actually! he didn’t seem to know me, though. it was probably in their records!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Strange that they would call you directly.

I hope you managed to sort things out with him.

I'll see you at home, later.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

i feel i haven't spoken to you, basically since ive been in the pysc ward.. so how are you mel??

hows ilija to, i cant interact with any other pysc patients :(

i actually have a gift for you, meant to give it to you before all this happened so, if you can pop up and id give it to you that would be great 😁

- 🌻

I'm sorry to hear that you ended up in the psych ward, Syd.

I apologise I've been on an extended leave, but I will not be disclosing any further information.

I can come up to the office once I'm done with this report.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

its finee, been dealin with it heh.

oh you have i see?? if you wanna talk about that im hereee..

cool! theyre not wrapped, hope you dont mind.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I said I will not be disclosing any further information, Sydney.

I do not mind, the gift's value does not come from it's wrapping, nor it's monetary value.

[ask-head-of-cardio]

damn are you sure? probably good if you... yknow, talk about it?

cool.. cool. ill have it ready when you come up here.

you didn't answer my question on ilija.

[ppth-forensic-technician]

I believe it best if you don't know.

Thank you for the gift, it has been very useful in examining body cavities. Perhaps I should get you a gift. Any preferences?

It's spelled "Ilja", and he's doing alright. I'm unsure why you're so adamant on asking me about Ilja.

[vancurarchivist]

at work today, i got the weirdest call from an archive in london? the archivist seemed very worried about something in our collection. strange!

[ppth-forensic-technician]

Was it a direct call?

I hope it wasn't.