gregory house owes me $1000

*trips* *thousands of pictures of chase spill from pockets* fuck those aren’t mine i swear house md sideblog for @thelezzer

[jackhelps]

JESSE SPENCER as ROBERT CHASE | House M.D – "Love Hurts", Season One.

[baconpncakes]

They rotate on a weekly basis

[jackabbot]

HOUSE M.D. 7.21 • The Fix ⇲ Wilson's victory dance for @henley-reeves <3

[b-sidju]

3x24

Fired Chase is lovely

[occultbooks]

everyone look at my girlfriend. she bites people (insane) and she cries during sex (catholic)

[dwcode]

raw. next question.

[jackabbot]

HOUSE M.D. 2.15 • 6.10

[not-lupus]

[definitely-not-iorveth]

robert chase i am in love with you

[jackabbot]

HOUSE MD. 2.17 • All In

[2dieavirgin]

rip princess gone too soon

[savethelifeofmychild]

theres nothing wrong with drinking excessively or taking other peoples prescription medications or jacking your friends off

[greghatecrimes]

Cameron's gay as hell I would be more into my partner if they did what chase did

This is so real because me too. If my wife killed a dictator I would stand by her forever and be even more madly in love with her. Cameron was just too lost in the comphet to realize she was never attracted to men

[ppth-official]

when chase asked cameron if she ever loved him and she very strongly said "I DON'T KNOW!".....and then thought about it for a while and "corrected" her own response to say "of course i loved you".....👀 the comphet is strong

[greghatecrimes]

I wish I could put how Thirteen and her dad make me feel into words right now. Good Lord

[greghatecrimes]

hi beloved mutual @greghousebignaturals I LOVE your tags. oh my god, I am feeling *all* the feelings. I didn't make the connection quite so solidly until I read this 😭❤️

[specialagentartemis]

“whatever the fuck these two characters had going on” is a vastly underrated character dynamic

[specialagentartemis]

lotta people reblogging this post this morning with the most straightforwardly romantic ships alive

this is not about straightforwardly romantic ships get some taste. Straightforwardly romantic ships are not underrated, they are everywhere. This is about relationships where pinning an easy definition on what it is would be an exercise in futility

[bumpkling]

[eliotquillon]

if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

[all-pacas]

i'm crying because soap lung rash from asmr is exactly the kind of insane medical diagnosis this show would have. i can see the crappy cgi zoom in on her hair follicles (in 2024 the cgi would still be 2004 cgi). you nailed it