i am a puff

your name is jacqueline/jackie/jack railbird, and you like motorcycles, magic tricks, dragons, and singing in shitty motel showers at three in the morning. hands are shaking surety of no mistaking cars and horns and glass is breaking.

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ohmanohmanohman 

i just saw some dude go down the road with a dragon-themed motorcycle

i'M GONNA DO THE THING

[gthestoryilove]

Drogon, Viserion & Rhaegal

[youdidnottryatall]

aqua dragons don’t fucking fly

i cannot believe i have to explain this

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they fly through the motherfucking water

are you questioning the awesome power of zombie railbird superjunior

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Oh my gosh wow wow wow!! I bet that’s going to be really exciting are you going to fly on it??

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yesss

i think one of them's a zombie though so it's now called zombie railbird superjunior because it was originally railbird junior

i will fly on a zombie dragon everywhere

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Doing good doing good you know it is!! You know I am!

How are you Railbird huh huh huh I bet you’re doing great doing great just like always!!

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aw that's good to hear >:] 

rebecca got me aQUA DRAGoNS THOUGH

AQUA DRAGONS!! 

i'm gonna train one to fly and it will be the shit

[sweetnyss-sketching]

The General, a robot dragon as requested!

He’s still pretty scribbly, BUT have a progress picture anyway. Enjoy!

[w4rpedfascination]

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timeir replied to your post: timeir replied to your post: ...

railbird superjunior

oh shit

railbird superjunior

what if it learns to fly and survive out of water that would be so hardcore

what if i can train it

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timeir replied to your post: i think one of my aqua dragon...

does that mean they had a baby

maybe

in that case is it railbird junior squared

junior railbird junior

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RAILBIIIIIIIIRD!!

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nESS!!!!!! 

hey hey how are you huh

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i think one of my aqua dragons died - then it came back from the dead

or another one appeared i don't know

anyway we have a zombie railbird junior now and it is a cutie 

cute little aqua dragons

[timeir]

yesterday i was in town so i got railbird something called “aqua dragons" to thank her for stealing cars for me

also because her beachball died

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a qu a d r agno s

AQU AD RNAGSO

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[rajakumara]

+speedyarrows

+moriseys

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Hello, new potential friends.  Don’t be fooled by what everyone apparently thinks is the new trend: please do not hate me immediately, because I’m actually an all right human being.  Wow.  That sounds a little presumptuous.  Irregardless, enjoy my blog.

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dude

d u d e

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sir catkid the first ran away >:[

but i bought a new pair of pink platform heels so it's good

[timeir]

railbird kidnapped a beachball

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>:[

[youdidnottryatall]

that is a fucking beach ball

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are you saying

sir catkid is shaped like a beach ball

i'm offended for it

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here

sir catkid the first

[timeir]

railbird……….

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what