hoes mad, hoes mad (x24)

hi there! my name is brendon im 19. welcome to my fun little blog :^)

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any time nintendo releases new pokemon content this becomes relevant once again

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you are my sweet special little baby girl <3

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brayden: in japan i went to go see a show with some big robots and it was cool because i could drink and we had light sticks

me, thinking of gundam: what were they called? do you remember?

brayden: big fuckin robots

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i hate not having a phone for the past two weeks what if my anime crush calls

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Hozier is just like "I'm a corpse in the woods I have a complicated relationship with religion and I'm tastefully horny" and we all collectively went "same"

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men arent all trash they just like to sleep in. and i think that’s very sweet of them

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remember when the really popular metal sonic shitpost account called me brendo... i’d do anything for that dopamine rush again

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my doctor: well we finally got your meds right here you go. only took Five months but you should be feeling alright all the time now

me looking back at the past five months:

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crazy how drastically things can change in a year!! and i have been dating for two months now and just positively over the moon with excitement

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BAD NEWS FOR KPOP STANS: KIN TUMBLR HAS ALLIED WITH THE SOVIETS

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but the fish would all die 

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no they won’t i got water in my mouth it’s fine

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NO BUT THE SHAKING 

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it’s fine. they have seatbelts on

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You have seat belts in your moth

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yeah got them custom installed

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i am literally so happy it isn’t even funny. how in the middle of a pandemic

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Hi.

Me sell hats. Okay, poke?

Come to old old old haus, poke. Bring coines.

-hat mouse

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this is still so funny

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artist tips

don’t save as jpeg

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as a former yearbook editor and designer, let me explain this further

if youre only planning on posting your art online, them please save it as .png ;this is also better for transparencies as well

BUT

please, if youre planning of printing your art, NEVER use png. it makes the quality of the image pretty shitty. use jpeg or pdf instead. and always set your work at 300dpi to get a better printing quality - this means, the images are crisper and sharper and theres no slight blurriness. i had a talk with my friend who is currently taking design, and pdf is much better to use when youre working with a bigger publishing company because it still has the layers intact, but if youre only planning on printing your stuff at staples or at some small publishing store, the jpeg is the way to go.

this has been a public service announcement

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Want a good picture to save as? PNG

Want a good printed picture? JPEG