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even more starters random starters from various sources (once again, from spotify playlists, random commentary, tv shows, books, movies, and my brain).
❝A little warning would have been nice!❞
❝You almost shot me! Again!❞
❝Hide your wives, hide your daughters, hell, hide your sheep!❞
❝I saw how you danced for them. There is no more need for that innocent act.❞
❝You’ll have to rip my bento box from my cold, dead hands.❞
❝Book? What book?❞
❝It’s all lies! Slander I say!❞
❝So after we were finished, he reached for his phone and began to play Candy Crush.❞
❝You owe me. I mean really owe me.❞
❝Stop it, you’re being even more rude than usual.❞
❝The cold and I don’t mix.❞
❝You look like you were fucked thoroughly last night. Was it worth it?❞
❝I had sex behind the court house.❞
❝Public sex is the best kind of sex next to make up, angry sex.❞
❝They hold you to a different standard because you are not some peasant roaming the streets. You are royalty.❞
❝If you are going to dance, at least pretend you can dance well.❞
❝You have far too much darkness within your heart. You will not be able to enter this place.❞
❝If, for example, you are alive at the bottom of the sea, I shall cut off my two legs and become a fish.❞
❝I want to fall asleep while embraced.❞
❝I once believed long ago that I could wish upon a star and my dreams will come true. Now I know such things are false.❞
❝I will savor the day I can watch you fall.❞
❝I will hunt you down & I will not show mercy.❞
❝There is little we can do. The rot has begun to set in.❞
❝You can keep your little princess in her proper little place. But if she follows all your orders, does exactly what she’s told? She will never ever grow up, she will only grow old.❞
❝Good deed? You so called good deed sentenced him to death.❞
❝That child will do whatever it takes to survive ; I suggest you do the same.❞
❝I am the Queen/King & I demand respect.❞
❝You will find me at the corner of 5th avenue & 57th street.❞
❝Girls don’t want smelly boys. They want chocolate, pretty shoes, and a good fuck every week.❞
❝I want you to break me with your own hands.❞
❝Have you stepped into your own trap, my lord? Any evidence you have against me, you yourself bought and paid for. Do you now begin to believe it?❞
❝Why must you leave a king to follow you? Why not a QUEEN?❞
❝It is true. I was unfaithful to you with all of them. With half your court. With soldiers of your guard, with grooms, with stablehands. Look for the rest of your life at every man that ever knew me and wonder if I didn’t find him a better man than you!❞
❝ I have a little neck.❞
❝You make love as you eat, with a great deal of noise and no subtlety!❞
❝Will you not kiss your daughter?❞
❝She has the face of a simpering sheep. And the manners. But not the morals. I don’t want her near me.❞
❝How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library?❞
❝You have such bony knees.❞
❝Queens. Queens. Strip them naked as any other woman, they are no longer queens.❞
❝I will not be told where I can go and where I cannot go!❞
❝The King has asked for me?❞
❝Even in carnal matters?❞
❝I shall not go the way of my sister!❞
❝Power is as exciting as love, I discover.❞
❝And who has more power than our dearest king/queen?❞
❝Touch her, and I’ll have her sent from court.❞
❝Mind your tongue, or I’ll have you sent from court.❞
❝I ORDER you.❞
❝…I think I’m a good person. I think there’s good in everyone.❞
❝I see these kids I’ve known all my life and wonder: What happened?❞
❝Remember those days when we were singing and clapping, happy and napping, baking cookies, eating paste?❞
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