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In an attempt to get myself kicked into gear with this blog, I’ve decided to archive Azrael and start over. I’m rebooting all of his relationships and dropping all his threads, and moving to a new blog. I’ll reblog this post with a link for anyone who’s interested one I get it up and running.
azrael can now be found here: X
In an attempt to get myself kicked into gear with this blog, I’ve decided to archive Azrael and start over. I’m rebooting all of his relationships and dropping all his threads, and moving to a new blog. I’ll reblog this post with a link for anyone who’s interested one I get it up and running.
azrael can now be found here: X
In an attempt to get myself kicked into gear with this blog, I’ve decided to archive Azrael and start over. I’m rebooting all of his relationships and dropping all his threads, and moving to a new blog. I’ll reblog this post with a link for anyone who’s interested one I get it up and running.
azrael can now be found here: X
In an attempt to get myself kicked into gear with this blog, I’ve decided to archive Azrael and start over. I’m rebooting all of his relationships and dropping all his threads, and moving to a new blog. I’ll reblog this post with a link for anyone who’s interested one I get it up and running.
azrael can now be found here: X
In an attempt to get myself kicked into gear with this blog, I’ve decided to archive Azrael and start over. I’m rebooting all of his relationships and dropping all his threads, and moving to a new blog. I’ll reblog this post with a link for anyone who’s interested one I get it up and running.
azrael can now be found here: X
In an attempt to get myself kicked into gear with this blog, I’ve decided to archive Azrael and start over. I’m rebooting all of his relationships and dropping all his threads, and moving to a new blog. I’ll reblog this post with a link for anyone who’s interested one I get it up and running.
azrael can now be found here: X
In an attempt to get myself kicked into gear with this blog, I’ve decided to archive Azrael and start over. I’m rebooting all of his relationships and dropping all his threads, and moving to a new blog. I’ll reblog this post with a link for anyone who’s interested one I get it up and running.
azrael can now be found here: X
In an attempt to get myself kicked into gear with this blog, I’ve decided to archive Azrael and start over. I’m rebooting all of his relationships and dropping all his threads, and moving to a new blog. I’ll reblog this post with a link for anyone who’s interested one I get it up and running.
azrael can now be found here: X
In an attempt to get myself kicked into gear with this blog, I’ve decided to archive Azrael and start over. I’m rebooting all of his relationships and dropping all his threads, and moving to a new blog. I’ll reblog this post with a link for anyone who’s interested one I get it up and running.
my brother, my brother, and me / starter sentences. (pt. II)
feel free to change pronouns as needed! / pt. i
‘ scholars can’t prove that jesus was not from boston. ‘
‘ but no – he was actually in a feminist punk band. ‘
‘ you know what? that’s a new, good, adult rule: don’t go to parties unless they have fucking guest towels. ‘
‘ my age is actually defined by the fact that if i did that, i would die. ‘
‘ i actually would say, in this circumstance, poop in your hand plus me not being you equals very, very funny. ‘
‘ sexy garfield is compromised. i repeat, sexy garfield is compromised. ‘
‘ it’s like alec baldwin said in that movie: a - always, b - be, d - dipping. dip, i’m out. ‘
‘ now, i did learn a lot while i was in that bear pussy… ‘
‘ chunk pump makes me think of like, the old-timey way that pioneers used to get cream corn up out of the ground. ‘
‘ drop to one knee, kiss her hand. make sure you’re wearing a fedora and make sure you’re within eyesight of me so i can come kick the shit out of you. ‘
‘ people used to say that man couldn’t fly, and that earth was flat. and look what columbus did? he flew. ‘
‘ there’s a wild variance in quality of garlic bread. you really don’t know what you’re gonna get. ‘
‘ fast-food restaurants are, by definition, a gun that shoots burgers at you. ‘
‘ i’ve got in my cubicle a harry houdini bobble-head, a superman bust, and… a donkey figurine, from shrek, that talks. ‘
’ can you cook and eat the beans from a beanbag chair? ’
’ we’re gonna share this together, baby. you, me, and the lice. ’
’ nothing that you do on the internet matters, especially not on facebook. ’
’ have you ever tried to carry a dead kid? ’
’ here’s some other shit that has no significance. ’
’ here’s a quick lesson in urban legend. urban legend - kid was sticking his head out a window, a car was passing with, like, a dog sticking their head out of the window, the kid knocked the dog’s head off. that’s an urban legend. ’
’ it’s about to get stranger and stranger, just buckle up. ’
’ ghosts have to hang out where they die. like, forever. ’
’ that is the worst urban legend i have ever heard. ’
’ i do believe that everybody who asks a yahoo answer question is beyond help, um, from anybody. ’
’ i know that when i’m trying to stop impressing women, the first thing i do is talk about dungeons and dragons. ’
’ have you guys ever tried to drink warm milk? it’s foul. ’
’ my body knows that when i’m asleep, i’m basically dead for like 8 hours. and that’s not only terrifying but wasteful. there’s a lot of things i could be doing with my dead time. ’
’ abba? not so good about returning our phone calls. ’
’ can you find my scorpion’s genitals for me? ’
’ i just wanna be a dune buggy. they’re awesome. ’
’ i’d be a hearse that used to be a hearse but then somebody turned it into a pizza wagon. ’
’ we just broke through the crust into the creepy, creepy mantle of this question. ’
’ like, when i’m in the shower hangin’ brain, i can barely observe my own thing without getting a little sick. ’
’ there’s a lot of christmas-themed names for your testicles, now that i think about it. ’
’ you gotta flip it on him. make him think that you’re gonna step on his balls, and then maybe like, step on his butthole. ’
’ if i was a homosexual i would totally want a granddad boyfriend. ’
’ you know how human beings only use 20% of their dicks? ’
’ bradley cooper uses 100% of his 5 dicks. ’
’ here’s a fun idea, do some drinking. ’
’ i’m not so sure you know what gay means. ’
’ as angry as i was about this guy, there is a much more unpleasant gentleman whose fetish is a little boy stuck in a chocolate tube. ’
’ to ride a horse is to borrow the entire billy joel discography. ’
’ my butt’s a vagina? ’
#i’m both
“ What in the hell are you talkin’ about? ”
i live!!!
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