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When someone asks if we’ve seen their auth email that was never sent

THIS POLICY IS STUPID AND SO ARE YOU

A client, on auth

NEW GUIDELINES TAKE EFFECT TODAY

When someone calls and asks for a contact listed on a release

When management chats you about a release immediately after you check it out

When a client calls in every day to ask for immediate distribution

When a client gives you a long story about why they can’t get auth

When a coworker asks how long you’ve been on the line with a handholder

When a client stops fighting and finally agrees to comply with guidelines

When you’re trying to get a prid

When someone on the phone tells you they need your help setting up their release from scratch

When Diff isn’t working on a long release that’s been approved and resubmitted

When you enter workflow after a huge release dump from a problem client

When a client claims an article from last year is news

The only response when my boss disagrees with me

When I’m late for work and trying to act like I have a legitimate excuse

I just farted loudly while on the phone and I'm pretty sure the client heard it

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