[prewittblewit]

I am feeling a lot of pressure here to behave myself... but I have never been any good at that. Has anyone seen @prewittfuckingknewit​ and her handsome and sexy I mean totally off limits friend?

[unadulteratedobjectcheesecake]

[prewittblewit]

unadulteratedobjectcheesecake​:

well then welcome to the dark side handsome

I’ve been on the dark side for a long time, just ask my siblings. But thanks for the welcome.

[prewittblewit]

prewittfuckingknewit​:

No, he said “Call me.” I guess literally getting flung at him reminded him of your flirting style.

Or it could have reminded him of your complete lack of coordination and sexuality? The jury is still out on that one.

[prewittblewit]

prewittfuckingknewit​:

Oh, shut up you ridiculous goblin. There is no way that’s a compliment.

I mean... I am not wrong. Have you seen your hair from the back?

[unadulteratedobjectcheesecake]

Sopped by the apothecary on my way to the mischief, apparently they have a special section for the pesky ex who wont leave you alone *wink wink*

[prewittblewit]

Huh. Sounds like something I could use a bit of.

[prewittfuckingknewit]

"Gymnastics team will be good for agility." They said. "You're a slayer, you gonna be good at this." They said. "Oh don't worry, Boris the sketchyass vampire won't drop you on your ex boyfriend's face." They said. They lied. I need to mainline alcohol. Stat.

[prewittblewit]

Oh, hey. Did you tell Greg I said hi?

[prewittblewit]

Thankful that today’s events are dog-friendly. It would suck if I couldn’t bring my best girl with me. She kind of reminds me of my sister, but with better hair. 

[parabatailost]

Aiden + his reactions to Josh’s suggestions

Bonus: Aiden not even hearing what Josh is saying because he’s too busy looking into his eyes